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Sphinx cat tax
atairov
#9 It's inevitable with a winner-take-all first-past-the-post system. Getting 51% is the best strategy.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
Gothest can't be a word
Zequr
I can see the cat's nipples.
bloxman
Good dump
notcrowley
That da phuk kid looks like Taecyeon of 2pm
cawcawcaw
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. Don't tell Centrelink though, I can only work 20 hours a week on my student visa.
sunnytater1
I laughed
squirreltactics
#1 press charges for extortion and most likely possession of child pornography. For fuck sakes that's not "smart" by any means.
stygyan
That bitch didn't lose any weight. She gained SO much weight that she's acting like a black hole.
bwh79
#8 was born in November... (Hint: 11-9=2)
Mahanos
"IT'S NOT A CAT"
PandaWhoreWouldBeMyUsernameIfIWereEmo
It technically is a cat
PaperPlayerX
It's obviously Mr. Bigglesworth. http://www.cinemacats.com/wp-content/uploads/movies/austinpowersint05.jpg
MiasmaCorrigan
I don't get the box one.
Thesmellofgoblins
Me neither
CheesyChinchilla
Box is a slang term for the female genitalia
LaxJunkie
You sweet summer child...
homicidalslayer
#1 was fake and sherrocked fled tumblr under a storm of criticism (notes don't always mean pos response anyway), please stop reposting this.
Lionskull
As an electrical engineer, i don't understand #17. does math use anything other than letters?
kristuz
#4 technically not true, some of the parents had sex the year prior to others what with the 9 months of incubation and all that.
superfeathers
I mean did she not expect the Japanese exchange student to know what senpai meant.
roxy32
That might have been "hello" not my immortal
superfeathers
Oh no, all the other girls in the bathroom who also have periods every month are gonna make fun of you.
ITalkAboutGoats
It's still... eh. Like pooping really loud, sure everyone does it, but still.
yeahambear
I don't understand the box picture...
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
He dead.
TheBlackTurkey
Box is what real niggas call pussy
cinemeasctha
Or just Irish men...
SquashSoda
As in," throw that box my way." He's asking for the cat tax.
invar
Nah didn't you read? That pussy ain't shaved, that cat tax is bald tho
SwaglortSeal
#1 could get a lot of jail. Like a lot.
AutoeroticDefenestrati0n
>implying Joss Whedon could kill someone off without bringing them back to life later
stygyan
I'm a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar...
Copperbrat
"My sister is 16 and going places. Mainly to prison for distribution of child pornography"
UpDownAndAround
2018, kids have phones;( too early imo
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
Mr Bigglesworth Tax
LeglessPooch
The most british sentence I've ever read lol
MarijuannaMakesYouGay
#1 is like super illegal
homicidalslayer
#1 is also fake
Oscill8s
Fairly certain #1 will get her put on a list one day.
SwaglortSeal
Yeah like an inmate list unless she smashes her phone and computer before 1 person says something. (assuming the chance .1% that its true)
Oscill8s
I was referring to a sex offender registry. Sending around nude pics of underage kids is a sex crime - distribution of child pornography.
LawFiveGuy
#1 - Bro, her being pretty is not why she's getting those pics. #4 is awesome. #8 nice fiction, but learn how to use punctuation
thelonepig
This should have more upvotes but I'm too lazy to look at 4 and 8. You're right about 1 though, thanks for saying it.
FuckILoveTurtles
5/7
TheMonsterWithinYou
The 16 year old who is blackmailing boys could be arrested for distribution of child porn. Assuming the boys are underage. She's a idiot
BordDeLac
Thank you. I get so fucking annoyed every time I see that
ZachPutland
Don't worry, it's fake anyway
sadquesadilla
Would it be illegal tho? She's not distributing it to strangers, she's sending it to family
TrapsAreIllegal
Blackmail isn't exactly legal either
Dingus2
May want to check on that. This is an area where the laws are changing presently. Shit is getting very weird.
CaptVito
The boys are the ones in the wrong in the eyes of the law unless she sends it to anyone.
TheMonsterWithinYou
She's wrong for making a bunch of prints and mailing them out. Even if it was to his family.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
I'm pretty sure blackmail and extortion are crimes. And the story quite clearly said she had sent it to people
Naosis
An idiot*
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
Couldn't also the guys who are sending her dicks? And also for sexual harassment? No one in that situation is in the right.
CaptVito
It's the guys sending. She is receiving and is black mailing cause they committed a crime.
ReallyCrazyIvan
The boys are idiots, but blackmailing is also a crime.
everythingallatonce
Not just idiots. Unsolicited indecent exposure is harassment.
ChildischAlbino
assuming it's true
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Also, would anyone care enough to actually be blackmailed over a dickpic? Show it around, I don't give one floating fuck
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
They're teenagers. They're a nonsensical mess of undeserving arrogance and withering insecurity. They'd care
atombongsmoker
Just don't send unsolicited nude pics.
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Obviously, that's sexual harassment. My bad for not mentioning that earlier
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Leithoa
what exactly do you mean by 'the laws make sense' ?
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Leithoa
Whomever made the copies might be. And she's certainly guilty of something. Blackmail isn't justice, it's a crime.
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FoolMeTwice
Reverse genders on that and suddenly it isn't funny anymore
Trollingstoned
If girls send pussy pics to a young man who mails them to their families it's....I don't know what that is
TheMonsterWithinYou
Which is why I made my comment
everythingallatonce
I don't hear of many unsolicited genital pics from women. It's equivalent to flashing, which is a crime (indecent exposure)
Kayayayaya
It wasn't very funny to begin with, really.
YourBuddyBill
I hate double standards.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
I bet you like single standards though. Ugh you and your double standard against standards
YourBuddyBill
niiiiiiiice
petrichor93
Wait do guys really not mind that much if girls don't shave? Huh.
ChangedMyName
I like the stubble
petrichor93
Your username leads me to mistrust you....
ChangedMyName
I know what I am about son.
IcandowhateverIlike
Go after college boys, they like a little Bush http://dl.glitter-graphics.com/pub/2098/2098364fqxzdnfwt7.jpg
cwtchy
I swear I expected one of the Bush presidents
IcandowhateverIlike
I figured the band would be a better reference since it's in the "college rock" subgenre
cwtchy
Adequate!
tablecat
If it's a big bush, I won't go down on her. Other than that, I don't care.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
I have preferences, but as long as I don't need to take hedge trimmers down with me it's generally fine
cwtchy
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW THIS
petrichor93
Right?!?!
YourBuddyBill
depends. if the guy's a socially inept ugly then he probably doesn't much care, but guys with a lot more girls after them can afford picky.
Ksjohn
At least trimmed, if I have Chewbacca growling at me I'm not going down there to make out with him.
petrichor93
Hahaha that made me laugh
Ksjohn
I'm glad drunk me can be funny.
petrichor93
So am I. :D I don't think drunk me is terribly funny, so kudos to you.
Ksjohn
Haha he's rather hit or miss.
TravianTrav
Outside of maybe a celebrity I can't imagine a 16 year old getting that many dick pics. And isnt blackmail or spreading the photos a crime?
thedogemperorofmankind
not everybody is subject to US laws
Zequr
Oh believe me you get ALOT of dick pics as a young girl. I had tons.
corneliusgansevoort
It's almost as if "blackmail mafia" was an apt description of the operation she's running.
AbyssalGigantism
(Guys it's probably not real)
IFavoriteRandomUserSubPosts
It's fake
Aha355
I wish I got dick pics sent to me all the time
AmArschdieRaeuber
Illegal and a terrible thing to do
Thesmellofgoblins
It was over 10 years ago that I was 16, and I got a frightening amount of them. I can see this being true.
varsil
In my area they'd charge the extortion (blackmail) and distribution of child porn. If she had incited any of the guys to send the pics, (1)
varsil
then other charges could be added on. The whole 'running an extortion ring with thirty victims' thing would attract serious punishment. (2)
ChloePrice
Yes. It's not right, but I can't say I feel sorry for them if they just randomly send her dick pics. That shit ain't okay.
iamazappafan
Seriously. Have you ever been in the position of encountering an unexpected penis? It's not great.
liliputian7
have you ever taken a step out of the shallow realm of the internet? pure dicks
iamazappafan
Sure. But when I'm out of the "shallow end", whatever that means, they're not unexpected.
liliputian7
Well...
TheMonsterWithinYou
Well when I was 16. A lot of grown men sent me dick pics. But this was also because I was constantly in AOL chatrooms. Lol
grumpatsurrisrex
I did this with my friends all the time when we were like 12. Dick pics were how I learned about dong.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
You're dating yourself bro
atleastIwasnt36
I don't think that's funny
TheMonsterWithinYou
Cool. I don't care if you do or don't. I never said it was supposed to be
atleastIwasnt36
You said lol at the end of it....
TheMonsterWithinYou
It's more of a "lol" out of habit than actually laughing. Who honestly laughs when they put "lol" because I don't
Textuality
I've been on the internet for over 20 years, and I've never once gotten a dick pic other than one guy sending me a picture of Richard Nixon.
TheMonsterWithinYou
I've been on the Internet since I was 12. I'm 24 now. I've received enough dick pics to know everything about dicks
Textuality
I dunno what it is. Maybe I'm not girling hard enough or something. :)
TheMonsterWithinYou
No idea but I noticed that when you don't mention you're a girl etc the dick pics don't flow in as much
Polarbit
Extortion over the internet is a felony. So is distribution of child pornography.
tskman
Just having them is technically child porn and you can end up on a list.
Muttons1337
Something 16 y/o boys sending dick pics probably don't know about.
justasomeone
ignorance of the law is no excuse unless you're super rich.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Ignorance of the law isn't an excuse, but it is a weakness
Muttons1337
I'm not excusing anyone. I'm simply entertaining the idea that the picture posted above is a plausible scenario.
justasomeone
absolutely. but people need to teach their kids NO ONE should take naked pics of them, even themselves, its dangerous for lots of reasons
Armored0Titan0
It's possession and distribution of child pornography if they're the same age.
AmbiguousGardens
Both minors*
fuckititsralley
So you are telling me that if a 14 kid takes a pic of his own dick that's child porn!? That's whack
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
what did you expect? it's a pornographic picture of a child, so it's child pornography, simple concept, really.
CarlosPerfectHair
In the UK I believe the guy is also at risk of being charged with creation of CP
Lionskull
so you're telling me if a kid takes a picture of themselves they have commuted a crime against themselves?
CarlosPerfectHair
After a quick Google, yeah there is possibility of being investigated and charged.
CarlosPerfectHair
I can't be certain and I can't think of the right way to phrase a Google search.
wofulunicycle
Yes that's exactly right. If you take and send a dick pic and you are under 18, you have created and distributed CP, according to US law.
wofulunicycle
It's causing a whole bunch of legal issues all over the country, of course.
prettykitty212
I'm not 16 (I'm 22), but I get dick pics all the fucking time. If I ask for it, cool, but I USUALLY NEVER DO AND I STILL GET THEM. >30
CupofStea
Not in the market for any dick picks, are ye? $9.99 + shipping
prettykitty212
I obviously get plenty for free, thanks
CupofStea
T'was but a joke. Alas, lost in translation.
stygyan
Why don't I get any dick pics? Oh right. I'm a dude. Dammit. I want dick pics.
CupofStea
Are you in the market for dick pics? $9.99 + shipping
marylanddd
from who?
prettykitty212
Guys I meet at bars, guys I meet online, here especially, tinder. Pretty much any guy I've given my number or snapchat to.
marylanddd
people are weird. I don't ever feel like sending dick pics to people I meet
InterruptingA10
I'm a plane, so I don't understand... what is the draw of sending dick pics?
prettykitty212
...I'm sorry, you're a plane?