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Dog tax. Meet Ziti
FiveFishInATrenchcoat
Don't slut shame. Just say SSSniperwolf.
seyne
#3 gamer girls can be sluts too!
lemmonjello
Yall want oxen? Where do you basic bitches think you're going to house them
danimals847
I've been driving my wife crazy by randomly starting "Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop... whoaa"
LarvaLamp
The second girl is just a gamer. No need to be gender specific.
Byttemos
#3 that's not very 2022 ngl
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
#9 like the Romans who imported wild animals for the Gladiatorial games?
Intrspace
#9 Lions became extinct in Europe in 1000 AD
paperfanman
paperfanman
...getting downvoted into oblivion and told they’re a dumbass for not knowing the info on a repost of the same info. I see you buttholes (2)
smashpro1
#1
Onsvaltti
#9
AbtachaAboma
Don' shame sluts, you twats.
beardedheathen
Don't shame me for shaming twats, you bitch
JemFayCrystal
There should be secrets behind every waterfall.
qodglymoril
#3 different strokes for different blokes
ThrockmortonTheSkateboarder
-1 for slut-shaming.
AbtachaAboma
Agreed.
B99Reactions
Yikes
Idsertian
-1 for slut-shaming-shaming. Don't shame shamers, it's their kink.
thornlord
#7 I quiver in my boots. They hold arrows pretty well.
wreynor1
Ziti looks like my Milo
AnndyEdwards
#3 I mean, it could be both
moreyrad
Regrettably, I have everything on the list but for a single missing yoke of oxen. Please excuse me while I stand in the Corner Of Shame.
TarrkertheNewt
Not gonna lie. I definitely thought that #7 was gonna be a Skyrim reference. LoL :P
BuBBaJoes
#3 Zelda also isn't on x box, soooo
gaidinbdj
It doesn't say that it is. Switch Pro controllers look pretty much the same as XBox controllers.
Dsh789
I always upvote Fallout.
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
That is some fine Ziti!
AstronautChicken
#3 the first time someone sent me this meme I was right out of college in 2006.
Atharaenea
That sounds about right. We didn't realize how shitty it was back then, thought it was hilarious
AstronautChicken
About 80 other people sent it to me after. You girl! You play game! Well...I also wear make up...sometimes while gaming!
kingkongkeom
#9 Lions have been known in Europe at least since the Romans began shipping them there from Africa to be used in gladiatorial games.
DVSBSTrD
You think anyone living in the Middle Ages was alive when the Colosseum was in use?
kingkongkeom
I hobestly can't say if you are incredibly sarcastic or the dumbest person alive. I'll hope for the former!
Asteroidrules
They also just used to be endemic to Europe.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Ziti, I love you.
UncleBuckFutter
What a fantastic dog name
mycatToastwasafatasshole
The other day A woman was stopped at a red light in front of me in a housing area. She was in the left-turn lane. Instead of waiting for /1
mycatToastwasafatasshole
the light to turn green she backed up, drove across the road into the right turn lane, turned, did a u-turn, and then went straight. /2
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I wish I had recorded it so everyone could see this entitle BS. She looked like a Karen, and looked terrified when she realized I had /3
mycatToastwasafatasshole
been behind her the while time and saw the entire thing. /end
cuddlesdotgif
#3
Idsertian
What, women can't filthy, degenerate fucks like us men, too? That's pretty sexist, yo.
cuddlesdotgif
Speaking as a filthy, degenerate woman myself -
Idsertian
Ayy, lmao.
UnagiFerrin
#12 what?
Onsvaltti
I reaaally dislike the "nobody: absolutely nobody: not a single soul:" -meme. ? It's so stupid.
xSoaringWyvern
It almost never makes sense and people keep using it wrong. Its supposed to be "noone asks but I always do this thing" in a relatable way.
IcyFlash2
kiwitreelady
Surface Pressure is a song from Encanto.
UnagiFerrin
Had to look that up. A movie I haven't seen. Thanks!
Colopty
It's a fantastic movie in many ways. Absolutely a recommended watch.
DrPepper523
Oh it is very worth watching...also the short that goes before the movie is Far from the Tree. May need tissues for both, sad family trauma.
Onsvaltti
Beware, the songs stuck on my head for a whole month.
LoftheDesert
#3 they could both be gamer girls.
confanity
Yeah, I've known several women who play games and also wear makeup.
darkninja2992
If they're both gamers then i'll just take the one i can share a pizza food coma with
confanity
First make sure either of them is interested in taking you. ;p
darkninja2992
Well of course, lol. Consent is a requirement for a good co-op partner
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Statistically speaking though, probably not.
spiceass9000
Really just depends on if they can actually game
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Aren't they still gamers if they suck? As long as they love playing?
LoftheDesert
If they LIKE to game*
cuddlesdotgif
WowSoSparkly
I just feel bad because I've been reminded that Hyrule still isnt free and I have to get to it because botw2 is coming and yes i am ashamed.
LoftheDesert
You're not alone. I haven't finished it either. Didn't really get into for some reason. It's the first Zelda game I ever played. Not my tea.
NoOneGivesAShit
Can you play without using the buttons while sucking on the controller?
LoftheDesert
Me? No. But the point is, you can pose for a sexy Pic and still enjoy gaming later. You don't think it's sexy? That's fine. But gamer still
B99Reactions
The picture doesn't explore the in-depth lives of these hypothetical girls, relax
TheYoungerChrisEvans
I have 2 sisters who are mechanically skilled, but one is a car model and the other is a gearhead that races them. Both car girls, to me.
Colopty
So have they ever worked together?
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Not to my knowledge, if you mean in their careers.
GodsFoot
I too would like to know this
CleverClavicleCleaver
So are they single?
CleverClavicleCleaver
Looking for a thruple? Asking for a friend...