Sublime86
142508
2009
91
Haha wtf
Oct 24, 2017 6:19 PM
Sublime86
142508
2009
91
Haha wtf
Hutchy01
"Shit on Deborah's desk. Like a boss"
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Honestly, who hasn't had this thought for a shit boss?
silentjay01
I think she'll be able to pay the bail.
Gestalt7
"Did you know there's DNA in poop? Cause I sure didn't..."
starbucks68
Al the other times the boss was ok was with it. His wife has the issues.
Downtake
Did she have to spend all her money on bail?
boofhead60
is she single ?
rockyoursocksoff110889
Seriously this is real! F-ing amazing
IUpVoteAnythingHarryPotterAndDogs
Uhm so you can’t do that?
monumentofyoursins
Florida
rhetoricIjustmether
If she’s the type to shit on her bosses desk, something tells me she only actually won a couple grand.
TonyMontanasBalls
Hats off to her for actually doing what I’ve been telling my colleagues I’d do for years
jayphat
Faaaaaaake
iGhost2
????
user843
LOL
MelcToxic
Amateur. What you do is you shit on the microwave glass plate, turn the timer to 30min @ 900w and casually fuck off.
MockYeahSingYeah
Omg that's me minus the whole winning the lottery part
segaaa
Probably worth it, she got that bail money.
ZeroPercentGay69
"Beauty things"
Sublime86
Hahaha right?
Lyndrynxxo
She’ll make bail.
Huhwhatcrazy
Florida Woman?
pandajack
https://www.snopes.com/woman-quits-winning-lottery/
TheGreatAndPowerfulSage
Everybody knows that you are supposed to PISS on the boss' desk!
Foopfoop
I'm suspicious of a journalist who uses "shitting" in a headline.
mzxrules
good. your suspicions are correct. satire article
AussieNotNamedBruce
Problem was, she was fired 6 years ago/didn't actually work there anymore!
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AdmiralButtStuff
This was definitely served hot, maybe even with corn.
bingotown
It might still have been a problem if she still worked there.
smaug777000
says more about her than it does about him
Herbivore024
Right? The boss should of just laughed it off.
Notthen82
Really - hahha
GuyIncogneato
Good on her. I'd take that charge too.
TimmyDans
Why would you shit on her boss's desk?
GuyIncogneato
Because fuck her boss. I have an awesome boss, but I've gotta be mad at somebody.
justanotherdoug
Well, her boss is obviously a cunt.
TheEightfoldPath
https://www.snopes.com/woman-quits-winning-lottery/
tenthirtyseven
You just shit on my parade.
MrLeesGreaterHongKong
Thank you
gablestout
D7ve
The picture was taken from an August 2014 news report about a Connecticut woman who was arrested in connection with hypodermic needles found
hisdudenesselduderino
Shit on debras desk. LIKE A BOSS
DeviousSaint
LIKE A BOSS
bugeyetex
The8obman
SlackerTactical
In Soviet Russia, debra shits on your desk
hisdudenesselduderino
Very nice
MrNotANiceGuy
Did you say you were sucking your own dick?
YeaThoughIWalkThroughTheValleyOfRandom
Naw, that ain’t me
1337CaptainHadock
This is so old... its probably older than OP...
Sublime86
Fuck your shitty comment
1337CaptainHadock
Hahaha, why are you reposting if you're going to get mad at people that point it out? xD
Sublime86
Are you that dense... she shit on the desk... I said "shitty comment"... it was a joke/pun based on the content of my submission
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1337CaptainHadock
Trust me its not, that "headline" and picture combo has been posted so many times i've long lost count
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Last year https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/the-desk-pooper-is-not-real-yall?utm_term=.hgoLJ20Og#.dvrmz7kLM learn to spot a repost.
TheEightfoldPath
https://www.snopes.com/woman-quits-winning-lottery/ You're wrong.
TheEightfoldPath
Grown up children usually react that way lul
Sublime86
It was a joke/pun.... clearly went over your head.
TheEightfoldPath
You trying to turn idiocy into "It's just a joke bruh" is kinda amusing.
Sublime86
Oct 23 2017
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
And this is from last year https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/the-desk-pooper-is-not-real-yall?utm_term=.hgoLJ20Og#.dvrmz7kLM
Sublime86
Ok and? I'm just seeing it now... so it's new to me.
CoolerBetterFasterStronger
Its also fake as fuck, and your spreading it like it real.
Sublime86
It's tagged as meme and funny.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
So you were wrong. It doesn't matter when you saw it. Apologize to @1337CaptainHadock who was right
Sublime86
Pass.
The8obman
I mean, I get the urge, but like, just buy your old company and fire your old boss
Hyero
I work for a multi billion dollar company. Even if I won the lottery I couldn't afford it lol.
StopStaringAtMyPetMidget
Plot twist: She won the lotto off a 1 dollar scratch off
theloneponderer
Take the desk home and shit on it privately.
BadAdviceTerry
I don't think her anger was at the desk mate
GodEmperor0fMankind
That's doubly smart because now you also have a steady source of income.
Combatmatt
Except you no longer have a competent boss running it and it may fail
GodEmperor0fMankind
I mean, if she felt the need to shit on his desk, I have to wonder how competent he was really.
CmRock136
Just start shipping a washer and dryer to his/her house every day. You have the money to do it. They'll get tired of the W/D's piling up
TheRealAethrys
Dear my enemies: I would absolutely hate to receive expensive appliances for free.
Corridoor
might be smarter just to have bricks delivered. Or giant pipes. or I-beams. Why something that they could use?
CmRock136
True. I like this idea too. Maybe truckloads of depends adult diapers?
GlowGreen
How much could the lottery possibly give you to be able to buy the whole company
childrez
Depends on the company
Flyvemaskine
And the lottery
GlowGreen
I guess that's true, could be talking small business rather than walmart or microsoft.
IronGravyBoat
And the power ball played in half ish the US starts at 40 mil and has been won for 480 mil cash and hit 1.5 billion for annuity (3 winners)
GlowGreen
Still not walmart or microsoft money, but it is a valid point.