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Real fake taxis
May 19, 2017 12:02 AM
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BigTexsBoot
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necessaryweevil
at least she still has her flesh purse!
Jken324
Ass, grass or gas, no one rides for free.
UncleThursday
Is it wrong I like Fake Taxi because I love the British accents? There's something about hearing the ladies talk dirty with it.
wolfbennetttt
No, you forgot your purse. You left your purse at home.
PantLord
Holy sh*t I went to school with her! She hung out at my house a few times when we were 13 lol. It's nice to see "Alessa" is keeping busy.
punchlineguy
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
bendoverrover
It costs exactly one ass
Faggotblaster
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Ralter3
https://youtu.be/Tkq4ipN-FTU
djmoonbass
The taxis are fake.... But the dick is real.
dolphinbagel
God those videos suck
Cheomesh
She looks baked af
DankS0uls
Round of applause for those of us who recognized the video
JimWest
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sqlyoda
How can the fake taxi be real if our cartoons aren't real?
Alastor3
you tried too hard
Dicho83
When will people finally accept 'Comment Critic' as a legitimate profession?... Not today.
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
She looks a lot better coming than she does going.
Arnoxthe1
amw666
Source?
LeatherDaddyFishMan
Rick and Morty
amw666
I am well versed in rick and morty I meant the taxi part
LunaAens
Just search Taxi+Alessa
The8BitKid16
that's the 2nd time she went, she like recognizes the guy and then they bang
sonnydojo
I'm convinced this is just a ploy by the failing taxicab industry to boost their recruitment.
PeterSR
If it works, it works.
Dicho83
Fake Uber Ride just wouldn't work.... Gotta get that surge bonus!
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
Right??
ProfessorDumbass
Knowing she is getting paid between $1000-$5000 every day. A guy with a black couch told me
Alastor3
I think the clip is from female fake taxi
loneknight116
thanks, a friend wanted to know
vagimite
Got a source, just so I can put it on my block list
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ConvertsToBananas
$1000.00 can buy approx. 5085 Bananas in the U.S. (beep boop ima bot)
ziggerknot
but how many bananas will $5085 buy?
Kamekami23
5058 bananas? That's 505800 BED or 50.58mSv
schmoog
What market price, Converterbot?
AkLonewolf
depends in what your location is... Alaska is about $1 for 1.
Sticklebrickk
5085 Bananas you say (johncleese.jpg)
Haakien
But, seriously, where does this money come from, since everyone watches porn for free on the Interwebs?
ProfessorDumbass
my thought exactly....but someone is still paying
bombasticsnoozer
God help me but merchandise deals, physical media, and eventually books and massive Twitter presence.
LiquidMilk
If you're not paying, you are the product. Advertisement data my friend
Haakien
I know, but all the adds are for more porn. So again, where does the business get it's money?
LiquidMilk
Well, many sex toy companies uses porn to advertise their products. Porn production costs are also super low, so one shoot can possibly ~
LiquidMilk
~turn into several videos, all generating ad revenue from product placement. Then there's paid sites (HD quality pulls customers) and ~
Nahadoth3of5
A man needs a name
NZSheeps
Boris
pyrrhlis
Boris Badanov
RumbleNtheJungle
A girl has no name.
oyeahcheese
If a girl wants a free ride...what is her name
OfficialKingOfGeese
Then your name shall be Bill
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Bill Nahadoth
LunaAens
I'm ashamed of this. But according two uh... Research materials that I've checked. Her name is Alessa. She has been in that Taxi twice...
LunaAens
According to* Fuck.
Moobbles
You'd think she'd remember to bring her purse after the first time.
ChaMura
I don't think the driver told her to bring condoms, 'cause I'm not seeing the reason why she'd bring her purse this time.
KeyLimeGreen
I've got a horse with no name, if that helps at all.
SickLikeMe187
Does it feel good to get out of the rain?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
In the taxi, you can't remember her name
igorios
Is it because in the desert there ain't no one to give you no name...?
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
SecretAccountSoMyFriendsCantFindIt
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FriendlyCordyceps
/r/bois
lucythefur
I must know her name
thesquidpie
Is it bad if I know who that is. Cause I feel bad that I know hahaha
Imustupvotealltacos
.... that IS my - uh - fetish...
callmeQ
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squirrelyman
Haha. That username tho.
adamleon
Who is this?
TomIsMyDog
Idk but I like her face.
chthonicjackdaw
Kittens
PaulCline
Haley Joel Ozment
superanth
Didn't his head get bigger?
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PlayingNiceForOnce
mmhmmm
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imnotnakednow
I originally linked her NSFW page, but it got deleted by admins
SwordOfAlabastor
doot
KidneyPunch
Doing the Lord's work
Alrights
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thoraxe707
Dot
kibateo
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TacoPuncher
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sourdoughman
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Marxistbackflip
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TheCiNk
You don't want to know, but I think its Kat?
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ERJockey
You mean research material. Thirsty Imgur peeps are the scientists.
punchlineguy
No i want to know
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
Nfsfw.com her name is Kitten
LordTacoManTheSeventeenth
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tjop
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phyz43
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KoalaTamer
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SecSantaThrowAway
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heartlessninja6
Doing God's work son.
LevainAvatar
Nioce
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Isn't it supposed to be nsfw not nfsfw?
OrdoXenosAgent
Cuntilingus
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OPsafaggot
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MapleCurry
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MexcellentMatt
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IAmAVeryTallMidget
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aDrunkenCat
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ARandomHelljumper
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