RottiBnT
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Jul 27, 2023 12:59 AM
RottiBnT
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Gibleteousjack
I can recall once buying a knife to open the packaging on a pair of scissors. Same clamshell. I felt totally defeated when I realized what I'd done.
CrazedDrifter
The product is in the process of changing its name to Open Twitter
Schlagerfuzzi
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Catch-22
Hashbrown123
I0VE525P00GE
There’s an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm highlighting this.
listentothesoundbetweenyourlegs
Scissors. Cut around the edge. Not rocket science.
Tsaukpaetra
I will open this with the product inside!
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Better buy 2 of them, then. I'm educated. I watched King of the Hill.
Shaodyn
We need to strike a balance between stopping thieves from getting at things and allowing legitimate buyers to get at things.
NameChecksOut87
I know this tool is to easily open packaging but what tool would I use to open the package the tool came in. Feels kinda like a chicken or the egg situation.
burningeagle
NotASpeckOfCereal
Iiiiiirony, is such a lovely word.
Dispencer
No, this is perfect packaging for this device. It is a reminder of how much those clam shells suck. It will make you think of using it every time you need it!
JoshuaHarazin
I have a Leatherman with a tool specifically for this bullshit packaging. Possibly the best feature on it.
MioTaalas
Soooo.... Scissors? They reinvented scissors?
Grimrir
Hey! I think i've seen this on TV!!
jimofoz
I hold mine out the window and the CIA space laser opens them up.
Orella
One last struggle so you'll appreciate the product even more.
LoBrow
Teeth on plastic. Shivers down my spine.
HenryLongfellowIII
Teeth on aluminum foil is better.
3rdoption
Poetry.
CaptainHyperbole
Hard plastic like that can also cut deep into the gums, which bleed a lot!
Higure
Shoplifting is the reason for these packages. Just so you know. That's why we can't have nice things.
cloud82100
Updoots to a better way of opening packages!
5knotcans
My thoughts xacto.
PhailRaptor
The irony is that the clamshell packaging opener itself arrives in clamshell packaging
wetfifty
It instills a sense of necessity. You've all seen the packaging and if you saw this in stores and tried to open it, you would immediately think that you could definitely use this device as in your hands is a perfect example of where it could be useful. genius.
vladrichdemaclant
In the 90s i bought a PC with a CD Rom. The CD Rom drivers were on a CD.
thatwoodguy
I use the stones to destroy the stones
Dogman1227
Where'd the soda go!?
aslum
One last struggle.
thatanonymoususer
My thought was that at least you don’t have to go looking for an example to try it out on once you get it open.
aslum
I do like opening packages after I've opened them.
llcoolj
Everyone knows you can just rip open water bottle containers like a complete savage.
GravyEducation
Cutting water bottles open is actually very useful because it's fun and staves off the impending sense of our own mortality for a few brief seconds
Trankia12
Is there another way to do it?
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Fred?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY
Endocrom
TZO2k15
Crap, I know this! Shit, why can't I remember, anyway it's those thingies you're not supposed to run with… I got it! SPOONS!
WateryTartan
Napalm. Napalm is a better way.
Nonsequiterconcarne24
(Smashes face into a pair of scissors)
PlankTableGo
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
Use a can opener. It works
ThatGirlFromPR
And there is, Kevin!
johncooper8t67
Kyrorayne
Put Elbow grease into it
ReposterCallerOuterMan
But how?!?!?
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Fire is a good tool
JoshuaHarazin
Chainsaw, obv.
keepyourkeeperImfine
TNT
asmodei
A battery operated battery installer
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Buy another one to open the first one...
awesker002
NeverConfusedForNaught
Majestic and harmonious creature sees what is being posted and reacts
Helixninja333
There is: just squeeze and squish them. Like cats.
PalaverQuader
maybe one of the other top 10 winner gadgets can help ?
mondeca
SERENITY NOW
RedWingedBlackbirds
ElbowDeepInAHorse
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
JamesAHarrod
With horseshoes
ExtraWoody
SakuraSunsets
JamesAHarrod
Must live in Texas
ExtraWoody
JamesAHarrod
She’s to old for him…. You know he only likes ’em still having to be in bed before dark
TotallyNotGLaDOS
Please use deadly lasers to open the packaging
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Hmmm... username
LordFriteuse
You can't, there's a blanket.
goflyblind
but my deadly lasers are encased in plastic packaging!
Drix1942
Use a diamond drill, then, geez.
NeverConfusedForNaught
Use a chinchilla!
Rebeltg
Nope, you gotta chew your way in.
TotallyNotGLaDOS
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
Are you still there?
Rebeltg
Better?
smashpro1
The laser from that isn't deadly. The bullets are.
TotallyNotGLaDOS
He can dream