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Mar 19, 2018 10:35 AM
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namesishard
#3 "I have a question about the penis mightier. Will it really mighty my penis man?"
goddessofgreen
Cat Tax was the best
InoffensivePablum
Suck it, Trebek!
ProfessionalTwatWaffle
That cat, though.
Sallvo623
I’ll take the “Penis Mightier” for $1200 Alex
discountcomics
#20 yes I am good at sleeping
absoliutenus
is #29 insecure about her double chin ?
heterochromiairidum
A lil bit, yeah. That's the reason why I have a beard.
BishlamekGurpgork
#3 how even is that paper supposed to be folding? What the fuck?
Azzurro52
Are we supposed to believe everyone one of those "me and my 5yo" stories actually happened?
somethingawesomeandgreat
#1 should be pay before barking
Fireguy97
#57. An actual representation of my love life.
BronzeLeaguePro
Don't worry #10, I'm sure Paddington has a spare hat.
lellebel
Mr. Fat duck. I'm intrigued...
Fireguy97
#17, Colleen, Is that you? I've never known anyone that could weld those poor little green peas to a pot, three different times.
blainavarro98
Poor Brad
amyrose
Justice for Brad's Wife
lurkymclurkerson
b-rad on the douche juice
Herbaria
Brad? What about poor me? God damn vaping, breathing mistrust!
lollercycle
fuck brad
CyborgMatador
Is she insinuating she'd rather smell cigarette smoke?
IvanAwfulitch
She'd rather have the donuts.
SatoriEnlightenment
#2 What region’s phone number is that?
GTAVivacious38
Am I the only one who read "barman" as "batman"?
SkillerPenguin
Ahhhh. Nothing like a nice healthy dump in the morning.
TisCactus
#1 can I pay in head scratchies?
BC2k2
No but you can scratch her butt right above the tail... you know the spot I'm talking about if you are owned by a cat.
SekomuMasada
#12 No.
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Sorry lady but unless you’re 6ft 9in or dating a legal midget you don’t have to worry about dudes seeing you from that angle
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Pretty sure it was a joke.
IndefinetelyTired
The Mazda in #1 looks so happy there's a cat
BillogUncle
Please pay before Purrrrrrking
CheesyComeback
Mazdas always look so happy. That's part of the reason I bought one
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
It is shit, Austin!
SatoriEnlightenment
#56 auks = awkward? Is the thrust of the joke?
SomeCrazyNerd
Thrust hAhA!
SatoriEnlightenment
?
SomeCrazyNerd
SEX! Ha!
Jollytothegreen
#1 Please pay before Purrking. Come on!
Asteroidrules
#9 You underestimate people.
AdmJota
I wouldn't put my dick on my keyboard at work or in a jar of pickles or under my cat's chin to scritch it or...
phoenixdownzero
#57 isnt that a papa roach song?
superpaul79
I wouldn't know. I only listen to good music.
RedCannibal
Ooooooooooh
SirSage
SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING
xEliteTacosx
I tear my heart open
FierceBabble
#39 What does "hinge" guy mean?
SuckMyDinklage
I think hinge is a dating app that's meant to be more mature but I'm not sure
goflyblind
#3:
Lobopool8391
GTAVivacious38
There's no upvote being thrown in this gif :(
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
LE TITS NOW
ItWasTheOneArmedMan
Anal bum cover
FormulaFuzzball
#3 (I don't know how to tag pictures on mobile) Dat kerning tho
FormulaFuzzball
Oh my sweet baby Spaghetti monster I figured it out. I FIGURED IT OUT GUYS YOU JUST DO A POUND SIGN THEN THE NUMBER AHHHHHHHH
FormulaFuzzball
THIS IS A MUCH BIGGER DEAL THAN MY STUPID COMMENT TO START THIS, IGNORE MY FIRST COMMENT THIS IS AMAZING
FormulaFuzzball
SOMEBODY FIST MY FACE BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING, UGHHH YISSS
BC2k2
I understand you are happy, but can you please stop yelling some of us have headaches.
FormulaFuzzball
#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #bushdid911 #12