Tommy Wiseau is an alien trying his very best to act like a human being.

Feb 8, 2018 6:22 AM

I have seen disaster artist yesterday, it was great

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That dude might not be blind. Look at hand and head twitch when the ball is in front of him.

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Everyone betray me

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I really, really want to know about his life growing up.

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Ha ha ha, what a story Mark.

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Add source when you post please ;D

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My current hypothesis is that he is some sort of spirit creature, possibly of Oberon and Titania's fairy court.

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He and Elon are both aliens, but from different planets.

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They're the same guy. He just acts like himself in his Tommy skin.

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Elon is the Doctor, Zuckerburg is the Master and Wiseau is...some enemy from the cheesy 70's stories.

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I would watch that movie

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Elon is from Mars and Tommy is from Venus

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Homeless man receives funds for movie as foreign money laundering scheme.

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No, he's a vampire trying to reintegrate into society after living alone for hundreds of years. But he can't remember how to human.

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Would be funny if xkcd turned out to be right about him.

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His smile at the end is great hahah

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There's a convincing theory that he's an actual vampire.

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The AI face swaps are going to be epic.

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Greg's face! Like he's still surprised after 17 years of knowing him.

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So this is the Super Bowl everyone keeps talking about.

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I think he's just sleep talking in this interview

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who

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My Wiseau theory: He's the last in the line of former Eastern European royalty who escaped to the US with the family fortune and is slow.

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He's the alien other aliens look at and shake their head at what a bad job he's doing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCS6ZEqdPP8

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thanks a lot, mister, now I HAVE to see this movie

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Yeah but anyway, how's his sex-life?

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Where is this from?

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Stop whatever you're doing and watch "The Room". Don't Google about it, just download it and watch it.

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WTF!!! What kind of weird porn is this? I'm watching it now and I don't think I can watch it all.

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You must, it is tradition.

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As a Dutch person can someone please explain this whole Tommy Wiseau thing to me?

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it's like what my understanding is of finish people watching troll 2.

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dan moet je de disaster artist kijken. leuke film hoor!

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Ondanks de Franco's? :P

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Wauw. Dat is gewoon embarrassing om naar te kijken.

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the room is zijn magnus opus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD-YZbeajeY& je begrijpt h... OH HI MARK, HOWS UR SEXLIFE?

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Wauw is Dutch for wow. Interesting

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Lots of us spell it "wow" too, influences of TV and internet make a lot of our shit more English. As you could see.

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Oh wow even I have heard of the Room... :') But I suppose the joke is that he's too edgy or what?

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He plays his role like an elementary school student plays a theater role, except worse.

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It's the opposite - his acting is ridiculously stiff that you can't help but laugh even when the scene is in a serious mood

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Watch the movie "Disaster Artist" that came out recently with the Franco brothers. It's about Wiseau.

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Yeah but I can't stand the Franco brothers. =/ Otherwise I probably would've.

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Read the book. It's great.

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Shame. Might be worth a watch anyway, very funny movie and James Franco's performance was great(not usually a big fanboy or anything).

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I'll consider it then! :) Thank you.

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All the Flemish I know are exactly like him.

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Want to start a race war? cause that's how you start a race war.

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Rabbits ARE often aloof.

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Then you probably know the wrong Flemish people. :')

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I meant it in a good way. :-P

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Ah then no problem!

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I want to live my life giving no fucks like Tommy Wiseau

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It helps to have millions from some unknown source.

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Who is he?

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The man with the fewest fucks to give

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Nobody knows

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Hopefully that also includes having as much money as him

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Which is how much exactly?

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Nobody knows. But he spent 5 million to make a single movie.

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Or even more. That 5 mil is a approximation

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Google results say 500k. Plus he is making bank because 'The Room' is so bad it sells pretty well. It's like the poster child for bad movies

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He also helps folks climb steep mountains https://imgur.com/95Sxi55

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His story is wild. And by that i mean nobody knows shit about him he just showed up in LA one day with enough money to finance a movie.

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What do you mean? Everyone knows he's from New Orleans

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