TheFullmetalAlchemist
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Apr 14, 2017 7:33 AM
TheFullmetalAlchemist
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ProgeriaProstitutes
No, you're 13 OP. Just read the chart, how is that so difficult?
RoAnnon
stop slouching, stand up straight!
Aturton
yourewastingyourlife
fastlanefreddy
Focus on your career in your 20's. Your earning potential will be very attractive in your 30's.
Wastingmytimeonimgur
This post requires bananas.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Got a beard though, so still winning.
Diverge
Weird. I do recall having a dick when i was 10..
DrFartstheTRex
His little brother is much taller though.
BloodofHeroes
You better stay away from that 15 year old pecker then!
malfunctionm1ke
outlierz
Should be nude to see how you truly compare.
TheGhoast
Really? No "that's a penis" gif anywhere in here?!
pladamirvutin
are you a hobbit
0x1CEB00DA
So what? That's absolutely normal ... and now lead me to your pot of gold
CutieDork
According to the chart you're about 13
OfficialMonsantoPR
When I was ten I was fucking tall. They projected I'd be 6'3 or 6'4. I pretty much stopped growing that year. Now I'm 20 and 5'5.
Zeusifer6
Well you're cute, so you've got that going for you. I like shorter guys ;)
JustThePGTips
Natural History Museum in London?
QTPIXIE
I'm 26 and 4ft8
MuFugginFudge
As a guy?
QTPIXIE
Alas no, but still it's a pain in the butt lol
ExtraWoody
Umfri
Username checks out.
ImLyingToYouGuys
AxelYamanaka
WHO YOU CALLIN A PIPSQUEAK SO SHORT....
Ozarck
No it doesn't. He's got both arms.
IRespondWithAnimeGIFSsometimesbecauseIhavenothingbettertodo
And I bet he has a leg too, damn half-asser.
Sogeking
DaKiller54
Sogeking the great sniper,do you have any form of weapon that can increase the Fullmetal alchemist's height?
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
As does mine
IMayOrMayNotWriteSometimes
Total shrimp
Technomage13
Are you the dwarf boyfriend getting out of prison?
StarboardSide
Zucheto
Nobody likes you
eclect0
Probably because he's on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
spacebeers
Woe is he.
killjoy6715
MRW you are getting downvoted for this great comment
CheesecakeParade
It took me a second. I'm sure others would downvote without a second thought
CaptainADHD
80percentlegs
Fuckin swish
biggreencow
https://68.media.tumblr.com/5cd0e595d4934859f759f4377d27512f/tumblr_inline_oe2nv4phdh1si8va3_500.gif
stirmysoultogigglemode
That username.
MiniHakkero
Definitely dotted for future use
PhallicNinja
TastyBrainMeats
Dishonor on your cow!
definitelynotawolf
lordofhouselurker
SkyGraveFyreKeeper
Aaaaaaand stolen
YourWaifuIsTrash
LiterallyAWizard
skysailor93
I'm in the same boat. 23 and 5'3
IAmTheGorilla
I feel your pain. 23 and 5'2''. Damn Hispanic genetics.
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skysailor93
We're a small but tight community
Alphaturdhat2412
And when we are old fucks, we'll be like 4"10.
cr4zyiv4n
22/m 5'1. Y'all sayin 5'5 like its a bad thing
skysailor93
My heart goes out to you
tarataqa
I'm 58 and 6'...It gets better.
DoctorOwly
I'm 25 and 5'1" so I win!!!! Or.... Lose
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
I'm 53 and 2'3"
skysailor93
I mean 5'4. Every inch matters
RipleysBelieveItOrDie
That's what she said.
TheDepartmentofRedundancyDepartment
34 and 5'4" annnd a half! Gotta have that half in there to show I'm much taller. With shoes of course
Alphaturdhat2412
And of course buying the shoes with the thickest soles. Boots are my fav
somenumbers
31 and 5'6. Ish. I'm short.
animatronicvelcrorat
26 and 5'2"...
mt77932
39 and 5'4" checking in.
TheFairyGodmothe
22/F 5.10 ft. Wanna trade?
skysailor93
Absolutely
AndyBoldly
Same here
definitelynotanorca
I'm the opposite I'm 5 yrs old and 23 ft
definitelynotanorca
I am also definitely not an orca
WatsonRaymes
Am I missing something here? Can someone please explain why its cool to be an A-hole to this guy right now?
user82650
He posted the pic himself
bthighlander
I believe that's what he expected when he posted this. Otherwise, he's a doof.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
It's not our fault that someone makes a cringy post like this.
Vectorman2
He was fishing for sympathy but came up a little short
Earan
That's not even OP, and the photo is at least a year old
LittleAldy
ayyyy lmao
GODDAMNlT
what? Or the person thought it was a funny photo....
WatsonRaymes
You make me wish Hitler succeeded
Vectorman2
Aww i love you too little buddy!
yamatto
well played.
MrAskani
You spelt short wrong.
jowonka
You spelled spelled wrong
37PiecesOfFlair
yoshi
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/spelt
wizardboy24
It's more of a British-y spelling of it, but it's correct.
Fistouille
How tall are you?
TJnr1
*small
nasukkin
About 1.2 babb units.
mentallychallengeaccepted
ABOUT 13 YEARS OLD ACCORDING TO GRAPH
bigdog1983
he's like ... twelve :P
ENCHANTMEN
How high are you
CitrusAss
350
Talmorean
Somewhere between West Farthing and Buckland.
Xplode441
Damn son.
Aquick20dollars
OneAngryPacifist
.
putzcommander
Tree fitty
BLutz23
23
ahhhndroo
Yes
SsSsSs111112232
23, didn't you read?
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
23
inquisitivespaniards
Bananas ain't no joke people. We need banana for scale
Paroxzyme
When will they learn?
coyotPumpkinStar
Did you mean "how short are you"?
LetsGoMakeMistakes
How tall aren't you? :3
NeutralPitStopCommenter
Yes
KamikazeKrasian
6FT4RowsforUCD
TheUnicornProcess
Iwilldominate
SpikeSpiegeil
30 speed
honeybadger314
Ha! Excellent reference.
NothingToAdd
Looks like about 13.5 years
AllHailKarlKingOfDucks
mdperes4
Accurate
ImFunAtGrammarParties
How many bananas is that?
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Give this man you're fucking upvotes you donkey brained sluts!!!
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ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Your going to loose you're shit win i tale you what their teaching are children in school.
Bretyouvegotitgoingon
*your
TheMightyKibbless
*urine
superiorninja
Why the fuck did you get downvoted?
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Cuz i insulted the mighty imgurians and had a typo. Its all gravy tho. Happens to the best of us.
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
ThemHardNutz
If I was just 2 hours and 15 min earlier
khalimwu
you mean shorter...
ThemHardNutz
No, this was my joke, he posted it 3 hours before I saw the post
khalimwu
jokes...you dont get them.