Five Guys?

Jul 1, 2022 11:56 AM

WellSaidWellSaid

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3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why the fuck is the text two different colors? This shit is obnoxious to try and read

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'd teleport from my bed to my second bed!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love Karl Urban, he seems like the nicest cunt in the whole damn world <3

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I'd teleport five guys... to the exact same place/spot at the same time.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd would actually teleport five guys. And get them to make burgers for me.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Five guys is pretty good. Pricey but not bad.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

to be fair "five guys" is a company name that begs for misunderstandings.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhh I do love a good reverse harem story

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's the cutest doofus

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What movie are they promoting? I like the duo

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Star Trek.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laugh every time this gets posted.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Imagine the soreness

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is there a record for the number of times a gif is on the front page?

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3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a difference between "to five guys" and "to a five guys"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

3 years ago | Likes 346 Dislikes 0

It's possible I have been in love with this man since I first saw him in LOTR

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bout to start watching the cartoon version cuz I need my Butcher fix and I watched the new episode before I went to work at 4 am

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They're not all canon, I think just 3 of them are. Really good tho!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, either way she's getting meat.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Karl: "Not judging..."

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I didn't like this movie when I saw it. Then I saw it again. The fuck was wrong with me? It's a fantastic movie.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Congrats, you've had your own character redemption arc :D

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I didn't get the girl. But I learned that I had all that I needed in my heart all along. (And those younglings had it coming)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ahh yes. Blood.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Five Guys Burgers and Fries, its really good if you get a chance, give em a try

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As an Australian, the amount of types of fast food america has is wild

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gonna need to take out a loan to eat there, tho

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Counter-argument: Five Guys is not, in fact, any good.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

No, you are objectively wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's alright, but I'd take Culver's over Five Guys 10 times out of 10

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think the problem we have in the UK is competition, it's that McDonalds, burger king or a greasy shit hole. Personally I think 5g is great

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah compared to those places it is great. Just that in the US they overcharge for what they are. They may not be a bottom tier place>

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like McD's or BK, but they are a step up and charge 2 steps up. For 15 bucks I can get nicer food elsewhere.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a European, I'm still not convinced "Five Guys" isn't just an elaborate prank the Yankees are playing on the rest of the world.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The burgers are ok, nothing special.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in the US, and I still think it's just code for something else

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They make a great burger and in true American fashion give you an entire bag full of French fries to eat with it. It's delicious

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

But you also get vinegar for your chips in true Canadian fashion

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Canadian Five Guys has vinegar. But only 1 location that serves poutine. And you know what? It’s amazing. Well done Americans.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's also a DMV thing to do this (which is probably why they do it since they started here)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a Canadian thing? My mom always had vinegar with fries but I think we got it from the Brits.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's disgusting at first it's british

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(raises hand slowly, not holding anyone's gaze) Um, yah, Brit here...go to a chippy and you're asked "salt and vinegar?". Twas us

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait until you hear about In & Out.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that and Dick's only add to my suspicion.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I almost woke the baby laughing so hard.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Better without the cropping and you can see them both: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixk01QlUPqw

3 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

you day mvp

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*da

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God's work

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'd teleport from my bed to hell so I had an excuse to stay in bed.

3 years ago | Likes 487 Dislikes 3

Think of the geoinfernal energy potential

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Manager called, you need to come work a double because a customer stabbed a waitress in a fit of pork-induced rage. No beds in real hell.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well, now my holiday is ruined.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Beds explode there tho

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fort Knox, back of one of those giant stacks of gold bars & out of sight of cameras.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch out your bed might explode

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

It warms my heart that minecraft is something so many of us love

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Not as much as trying to use a bed in the Nether will warm your heart

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm in purgatory you're free to join me

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are there good burgers in hell?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It depends. One place here has wonderful chicken burgers but isn't open on Sundays and complains about being in the wrong place.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell does make a yummy bagel.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would only put one teleport on the exoplanet which astronomers say is the most habitatal. To step from here to Earth 2 would be awesome.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just need like three beds in different parts of the world. Teleport from one to the next, yawn, then go back to sleep.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I teleport from my bed to hell every weekday...using my car.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“burgers”

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Meat

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah fur burgers.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One patty, five buns.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Liquor store.

3 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

Studio FOW ?

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3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bakery.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You cant bring back non-organic stuff though

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Time for some whiskey in a skull then.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That sounds like an awesome song or band name.....dibs....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feel free to make it a song - but you might get sued by Metallica.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"and now give it up for 'Time for some whiskey in a skull then' and their hit single 'Time for some whiskey in a skull then.'"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss that game so much.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You can still play it today! An update got the bots way down and non-pub servers don't have bots at all

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

i got kicked because i dont have any cosmetics and everyone thought i was a bot

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just wish they'd roll-back the balance tweaks to the 1st round of class updates. Too much weapon variety and class nerfs since then.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You used to be able to come up with strategies to counter various classes, now the same class can have 100 different load-outs.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

lol yeah. If you're a spy hunter pyro spy just whips out the spycicle to counter you

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I chose a destination 35,786 km above the entrance portal. I'm going to make sooooo much money.

3 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, unless things are moving super fast they are going to fall back to earth

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fall back to earth gaining speed, turn space portal 90 degrees, go to space.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, I got it slightly wrong. My bedroom is at 51 degrees north, and I'd need to be on the equator for this to work the way I wanted.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm absolutely certain there is a height above my bedroom at which the rotational velocity of my bedroom equates to a circular orbit though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A better method is just to go 1m above and have a large iron mass fall through it forever while surrounded by a large spool of copper.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would suggest our moon or Mars, it is tied to a point of reference and any portal system will have to deal with potential energy changes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better to put one on the Moon or even Mars. Colonization would then be complete before the weekend.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Geosync > on a surface. In microgravity way TF out away from the sun > Geosync.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really, you’d still need to be moving sideways at 17000 mph or you just fall back to earth.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You could jump into the portal, fall straight to earth gaining speed, and then back through the ground portal. Meanwhile, the space portal

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turns 90 degrees so when you come out again, you're going really fast sideways

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ignoring the aerodynamic forces that would flatten you like the world’s meatiest pancake you’re not taking into account earth’s rotation.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How so?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still not nearly fast enough to make orbit.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why wouldn't it be able to reach that speed? If we can do it by sending stuff up, surely it can be done with something headed down

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orbit is not “up.” Orbit is “fast.” Here, let Randall explain: https://what-if.xkcd.com/58/

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

Well a portal to anywhere already has to change your speed dramatically so at least geostat from the equator doesn't.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the case of geostationary orbit the "up" provides the "fast" if the orbital portal stays above the ground portal.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too many idiots dont understand orbit

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Word.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'd just imminent domain your house.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Eminent domain

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Move the bed since that’s the entrance portal. Of course, they could illegally seize that from you with no repercussions.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omelet doormain

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eminem domain

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how would that make you money?

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's geostationary orbit. You could get things into space with no giant rockets.

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3 years ago (deleted Jul 3, 2022 9:11 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No, the speciality of the geostat orbit is you move at the same speed as the surface. If you can teleport there you don't need anything 1/

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

if you could have a ladder, climb up you could release the ladder and stay in orbit without needing more sideway velocity.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

It's geostationary, my dude. The portal is moving at geostationary orbital speed to stay directly above my bed.

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3 years ago (deleted Jul 3, 2022 9:11 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

So next thought… The teleport obviously assumes at least some relative positioning, otherwise we could not have it relative to earth and(1)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in your bedroom (which is a bad idea along this trail of reasoning as you would not like all the rocket stuff in your room)… Could we(2)

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oh awesome

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Would all the air get sucked out through your portal?

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Uh, yeah, I'd be building a very strong bunker around my portal :p

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Not if you put it in an artificial vacuum. Otherwise yes, amd worse it wouldn't reenter the atmosphere because of its stable orbit.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Geostationary, right?

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I mean, that’s gotta be assumed right? Otherwise none of the portals anywhere would work.

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Only if you maintain angular momentum. Also, you could only use it once.

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35,786km (geostationary orbit) would allow the portal to still work if it's subject to the other oaws of physics. Also, it would be an

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

extremely inexpensive means of getting into orbit since you wouldn't need to spend fuel accelerating to maintain orbit.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Though this only works at the equator...

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Plus it means you can use nuclear propulsion without the pr nightmare of hauling a reactor up through the atmosphere.

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You'd need to enter the portal at 7k mph or it would still be effected by gravity about the same as they were on the surface though. >>

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7kilometer miles per hour. /s

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much like assuming it's geostationary, this kind of technicality would mess up "regular" teleportation too (if the altitude was different).

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is to say, GEO velocity at 35km is 11,300 kph (7000mph). If you just get beamed to that altitude without a 7k mph velocity, you'll >>

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It's above the entrance portal, by that logic it must rotate with the Earth's surface and already be at orbital speed.

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the portal yes, but you? no.

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11,050 kmh, but meh, whatevs.

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just fall right back to earth. //

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Further reading for anyone that followed this thread: https://what-if.xkcd.com/58/

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but it's much more fuel efficient to start that burn all the way up there and just make up the difference.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It took til your second post for me to really catch "7k mph" as being meaningfully different from "7 kph". Oh, mornings.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea, 140 character limit is a bitch. Gotta save as many characters as I can when posting lengthy stuff.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kilomiles

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll teleport to Karl Urban ?

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5 Guys and they're all Karl Urban

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Oh my

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it's all about the smoldering eyes.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking diabolical!!!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mood

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is how I first saw him, as super sexy Caesar on Xena in my teen years.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Not Eros?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was Caesar first, so that’s how I first saw (and fell in love haha) with him.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No offense, but he really is a beard guy.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You could cut glass with that Jawline!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He’s disagree. He’s an any kind of guy!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sorry, that was supposed to say “Hard disagree.”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I respect your opinion. Let's just say some men are attractive in any case, but some prefer one style over the other.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have an accord!

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