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Jan 9, 2020 3:47 PM
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rubberbuscuit2018
It’s aspheric acid that makes your pees stink.
Omni21
My pee smells like coffee everyday after my morning cup.
Rustytoothpik
Wait u pee before you get into bed? Why not just pee in the bathroom before you go to sleep?
saberfecco
Not everyone can smell asparagus urine due to a genetic mutation.
Rhesto
I seldom let my piss linger long enough to really capture the smell...
coxblocked
I had to give a urine sample once after I had asparagus for lunch. That poor lab tech. The smell must have been so concentrated
sloch
Asperger's is difficult to live with sometimes.
DanielAsparagus
This is relevant to my interests.
JohnBrownAskMeAgainAndillKnockYaDown
Looking for a good meme? I’ve got a-spare-I-guess.
jdawgsplace
zolan
Someone probably posted this but it is genetic. There is a gene controlling if you make the chemical and a gene controlling if you can 1/2
zolan
smell the chemical. Some of us are unfortunate to have both but some people can't smell it at all.
biggeera
@OP
Xallen88
Why would you pee on your bed before getting in it? It feels alot nicer if you pee after you get in.
JohnBrownAskMeAgainAndillKnockYaDown
UnicornSlays
Fun fact: being capable of smelling the asparagus in urine is dependent on a specific kind of mutation in the genome
BurntMomWarfare
Omg that's why I dont smell it. Omg... does that mean my urine won't smell or everyone can smell it but me?
UnicornSlays
It means you are unable to smell it, not that people won't smell it in your urine ?
BurntMomWarfare
ThomasTheWankEnglne
the ageee of asparagussss
johncloois825
Ha, listening to the podcast Cults and they've been using the song and idea, which they just talked about.
filiuspelei
I have never had this issue...
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Whew, I thought I was the only one to not have noticed it before.
speakeasiez
Not everyone can smell it.
erroniousmaximus
It’s a genetic thing. Don’t remember how it works, but that’s the basic why.
N0ticeablyFAT
I've never noticed it with asparagus, but when I eat canned pasta you'd swear someone microwaved some ravioli in the pisser.
fallenman479
Some do, some don't. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-asparagus-makes-your-urine-smell-49961252/
StanielRonathan
It's genetic, the ability to perceive the odor, being unable to less common; we use the stuff to perfume propane so leaked can be noticed.
StanielRonathan
Though there's still uncertainty as to what exactly the reason is, tiny genetic variations are what studies currently lean toward.
ACENILC
It has to do with you're genetics. Some have the jeans that let they're knows detect the cent.
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
do we upvote this or downvote this? idk what the protocol is.
myLowerbackHurts
I have 50 cents in my jeans too
TameFroggy
Did you have a stroke typing this
ACENILC
almost
rianocerous
man, I eat one stalk of asparagus, and my pee stinks for a day and a half...I love asparagus though :(
VoidofStatic
Drink a gallon on pineapple juice
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Just imagine how terrible it must be to love asparagus and to enjoy pee stuff in the bedroom.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Pure unadulterated steamed asparagus, yum
buttknuckles007
Nizedk
Stick 3 together, oil salt and pepper them, and wrap them tightly in sliced bacon, and grill them/oven cook them. Yum for everything.
rianocerous
also solid option
freakwaph
Apparently there are two genes at play with that whole phenomenon. First to change your pee to that smell, and second to be Abel to smell it
rianocerous
I knew that there was one about the affecting your pee, but I didn't know there was a second gene about being able to smell it
InfocalypseRising
Roast those bitches up with a little salt and olive oil, mm-mm
LionFromTheNorth
Lightly boiled/steamed (so still crunchy) and fresh hollandaise
SparrowTail3
I do with butter, pepper, garlic. Med. heat, take out when tender, lemon j. onto hot pan with the remaining fat, mix, pour over asparagus.
murphyland
Hit em' with some lemon if you're feeling frisky.
InfocalypseRising
Yeah I've tried that. Not bad but I'm not wild about it, I like their normal flavor just fine
asm80dfa8sdfj
Thank you. I'm no "purist", but if you gotta cover your pancakes in syrup to like them, then you just like syrup.
rianocerous
yeah man. best way to eat them
haquie
I prefer mine wrapped in bacon and drizzled with lemon
rianocerous
also solid choice
asm80dfa8sdfj
So you prefer to not taste them, gotcha