Just drive around the dude and leave him. Ive owned jeeps & a Ford Bronco. Off road culture is usually very open but I’d just leave him to dig his own truck out.
To my knowledge there technically is a rear view mirror (which is detachable) and a rear glass window, but they're so useless that they use cameras to feed the picture behind you to the cockpit screen.
I forgive snow stuck - this has far more to do with clearance and tyres than any inherent good/shit of the vehicle. Obviously it's a shit vehicle, but this stuck is more driver / tyre related than anything
The owner is an idiot for believing that’s an off road survival vehicle… everything after they put down a down payment on that thing is on them for still believing all musk’s obvious lies.
Most of the cybertruck stuck in snow videos I've seen have been because of bad drivers. There was one people liked to post a lot where they were clearly doing it wrong and not driving how anyone who is used to snow would
I think they're that special sort of 'bad driver' that I get anxious about every winter. The ones that've been here for at least one winter who've upgraded from their warm weather state vehicle to whatever 'never get stuck' vehicle they were sold on.
It’s just weird to me that a. Driver thought his vehicle was equal to high clearance vehicles with snow tires, and B. Nobody intervened to keep that guy from being at the front of the line.
The tread on the CT doesn't look like summer tyres, they're chunky styled. Though yes, ground clearance looks and contact patch looks like to be the clear disadvantage here. And plenty of other vehicles would also get stuck. But, I don't think those other brands are suggesting their vehicles could compete with these in these conditions.
I think it has more to do with weight. You can roll a skateboard on wet sand if you don't stand on it too. Adding 3k pounds will push you into the ground.
Weight distribution, sure. Even if those giant trucks weigh more, they have giant tires that spread the weight out more. Usually in cases like this though there's a layer where the snow has been compressed to solid ice, and it shouldn't sink into that.
The Cybertruck is running on 33" tires, which are a common size for any off-road jeep, but at double the weight. It's also wider, so it probably is hitting snow the other jeeps didn't compact. I think the problem with Cybertrucks is that they were sold as a go anywhere vehicle, but they are just as nimble offroad as an RV.
Nah. jeep guys aren’t that dumb. They’d hook it to the drive train like you’re supposed too and then the whole drive train would rip out on first kinetic pull
Much like the H2.. Made to look like a hummer, big and boxy.. Breaks if taken off dirt roads. (later models only got slightly better) it's a show piece... Not a functional or practical tool.
It's kinda funny that the electric Hummer that just came out is actually a decent off-road vehicle. Not amazing by accounts, but probably considerably better than the H2.
The electric Hummer is another vehicle that shouldn't exist. It is only slightly better than this piece of crap. It's enormous size and 9000lb+ weight don't really lend themselves to off-roading... or on-roading or anything else.
I mean... Great lesson for a stupid person to learn due to their own arrogance, when people told them otherwise......... But you gotta think of everybody else.. If he wasn't there, the others wouldn't be suffering....
Foxplay
Why would you think it could handle snow when it can barely handle pavement?
SciFiGuy2018
Push that POS off the road.
battleofhastings1066
I would just have to walk off into the woods to die. But I'm capable of shame.
CarnivorousRabbit
In other news, water is wet
TheUnnamedPoet
And these are the "tanks" Leon Cuck wants to use to invade Canada? Not sure how well that's gonna go for him.
PapaJoeNH
https://media1.giphy.com/media/7djNoTOCNebEOBLfnb/200w.webp?cid=a57373e5r3v5zy3bh1bhih2jdlu3c0smr5pgv37k2gp820y2&ep=v1_gifs_trending&rid=200w.webp&ct=g
Fu5iOn
These will never not be funny to me
JeremyHoward85
CyberStuck am I right?
QueefMalone
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHHA......fuck you.
MajMalfunction2
How long until the snow gets into the battery contacts and it shorts to ground or itself?
macgerdo
69Voltage
That POS is not meant for off road, especially in those conditions. They shoulda just pushed his dumb ass to the side of the road and continued past
Yellowchopsticks
It's not meant for on the road either. It's meant for unused parking lots that don't have a trash bin of their own.
EccentricNut
is that Bubbles?
Snuggelapolous
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eDk1ZHNvdWxrb3pjM2N3NHRuMGowa3hub2VmdTc1MTJmdXYxNDNxcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ycagKBYEmaili/200w.webp
Yufer
yeah it's Audio from when Ricky Borrowed his go kart.
WillemHellfire
You beat me to it 🤣
AnonOmis1000
The audio is not from this video surely
dominic1984
Satisfying af to see. Bad for those that have to wait behind the POS tho.
foreverinchains
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Dissipo
poorwegian
r/cyberstuck
bekindtoanimals
HAHAHA!
Quebeker
Do you want to be ban? That’s how you get ban
SecondSince
Fuck it. If this place has sunken so low then let's see it. Swing the ban hammer!
RobBobertyYT
Why would that get them banned?
chatawillybilly
No wonder it got stuck, it's shoed with Goodyear Wrangler Territory RT. Crappy 6600 lb beast on crappy tires. Park it and ofrget about it.
tiderfish
Everyone else has modded dedicated off readers. The cybertruck seems to be stock, on stock suspension height, with non snow tires.
MapleSyrupMafia
Which is exactly why this dude should've stayed the fuck home or rode shotgun in a real truck...
bdennis3222000
Just drive around the dude and leave him. Ive owned jeeps & a Ford Bronco. Off road culture is usually very open but I’d just leave him to dig his own truck out.
BallsackHippo
They should have asked the guy to be at the end of the column.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
That's embarrassing for them.
backrideup9
2 feet of snow in a stock anything, let alone a Wankpanzer? 1, who let him on at the trail head? And 2, how the hell did he make it that far?
Baconlovesyoutoo
1) He cut in line. 2) He made it that far because the Jeep in front of him has a tow strap.
Hexidimentional
literally everyone else is lifted with snow tires and chains, if he had either he might have done better
snofler
DasBeaker
Wait… do WankPanzers rely on the back camera for the rear view mirror?
ItsMyk
That's an add-on subscription
muliphen
To my knowledge there technically is a rear view mirror (which is detachable) and a rear glass window, but they're so useless that they use cameras to feed the picture behind you to the cockpit screen.
DasBeaker
God what a piece of shit. Lolol
TerrorAustralisIncognita
I forgive snow stuck - this has far more to do with clearance and tyres than any inherent good/shit of the vehicle. Obviously it's a shit vehicle, but this stuck is more driver / tyre related than anything
CallMeMcGyver
The owner is an idiot for believing that’s an off road survival vehicle… everything after they put down a down payment on that thing is on them for still believing all musk’s obvious lies.
Hexidimentional
its on the owner, he's the only person there without a lift kit or snow tires. fucking moron.
RandomGuyFromThere
Most of the cybertruck stuck in snow videos I've seen have been because of bad drivers. There was one people liked to post a lot where they were clearly doing it wrong and not driving how anyone who is used to snow would
whatsisname
They're always bad drivers, that's kind of a per-requisite of being a cybertruck driver to begin with.
evilcoffeechick
I think they're that special sort of 'bad driver' that I get anxious about every winter. The ones that've been here for at least one winter who've upgraded from their warm weather state vehicle to whatever 'never get stuck' vehicle they were sold on.
WhowasDariusRucker
It’s just weird to me that a. Driver thought his vehicle was equal to high clearance vehicles with snow tires, and B. Nobody intervened to keep that guy from being at the front of the line.
TerrorAustralisIncognita
I mean if you're dumb enough to buy a cyber truck you're probably not very experienced doing off road stuff....
rigello
FSD parking.
CallMeMcGyver
Well in defense of the FSD parking feature, it’s hot garbage just like every other thing Tesla makes… oh, wait… that’s not a defense. Oh well.
dbox
So, does insurance pay for that?
DragoWhooves
what insurance? they are basicaly uninsurable
NKato
Which means the other car's insurance is going to nail his ass to the wall for all damages.
MeowWoof
To be fair, those other trucks would probably get stuck too if they had lower ground clearance and stock road tires with no chains.
cousteau
Yeah, you're right; if those other trucks were cybertrucks they would be stuck as well.
dashers
The tread on the CT doesn't look like summer tyres, they're chunky styled. Though yes, ground clearance looks and contact patch looks like to be the clear disadvantage here. And plenty of other vehicles would also get stuck. But, I don't think those other brands are suggesting their vehicles could compete with these in these conditions.
Hexidimentional
its almost like they are equipped for offroading, what a fucking concept
TacticoolWolf
I think it has more to do with weight. You can roll a skateboard on wet sand if you don't stand on it too. Adding 3k pounds will push you into the ground.
MeowWoof
Weight distribution, sure. Even if those giant trucks weigh more, they have giant tires that spread the weight out more. Usually in cases like this though there's a layer where the snow has been compressed to solid ice, and it shouldn't sink into that.
TacticoolWolf
The Cybertruck is running on 33" tires, which are a common size for any off-road jeep, but at double the weight. It's also wider, so it probably is hitting snow the other jeeps didn't compact. I think the problem with Cybertrucks is that they were sold as a go anywhere vehicle, but they are just as nimble offroad as an RV.
ThatDudeInTheMitten
Yeah, once the compacted snow reaches the height of your clearance, you're screwed... Whether you're driving a Swasticar or not...
Sarve336
Looks like plenty of clearance to me
ThatDudeInTheMitten
You must be talking about the other vehicles because that cybertruck's chassis is sitting on the snow...
TwoDogsFucking
Missing the part where they attach a pull chain and rip off the grille and bumper.
ILike2TouchButts
Don't worry. The glue holding all that stuff there was never going to survive a small break check anyway.
Illinifan88
Oh man that'd be great.
trekkie
Nah. jeep guys aren’t that dumb. They’d hook it to the drive train like you’re supposed too and then the whole drive train would rip out on first kinetic pull
Burntpubes
Bahaha
Aksuuuh
It doesn't need one because it's a superior car and will not get stuck /s
Also it's their fault for taking it off-roads /s
UserNamesArentEasy
Whoever thought that the design was for off roaring or anything useful for that matter is blind.
intashu
Much like the H2.. Made to look like a hummer, big and boxy.. Breaks if taken off dirt roads. (later models only got slightly better) it's a show piece... Not a functional or practical tool.
Marcielle
Showpiece? I'd be embarrassed to 'show' it to anyone *badumtiss*
It looks like the kind of car a kid in school would draw before they actually learned anything about drawing or cars XD
AbsolutelyDramaticNutjob
It's kinda funny that the electric Hummer that just came out is actually a decent off-road vehicle. Not amazing by accounts, but probably considerably better than the H2.
anotherrandomname
The electric Hummer is another vehicle that shouldn't exist. It is only slightly better than this piece of crap. It's enormous size and 9000lb+ weight don't really lend themselves to off-roading... or on-roading or anything else.
anotherrandomname
Who invited that guy?!?!?
Barkinsons
At least make him go last
0570
Nobody did, they just go with the crowd that look like they know what they're doing
JoeT85
the Cyber truck the equivalent of the 90's guy with 3 popped collars.
BronyDanza
Chad
299796
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
boop66
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlaGVxZ255OW9qYm5nODAzdTR4eHRjcnkza3RpYzNqYjR2amxpd3F2cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ycagKBYEmaili/giphy.mp4 You fukken' want one? 👊🤜‼️🥊
thedarkcanuck
The fuck did Bubbles do to deserve this?
heller8790
The Chauffeur Who works part time at Chevrolet Dealership- s as me guy who suggested test drive the Cyber Truck.
somnif
I used to look at it like the DeLorean. Something I'd like to ride in once, but not own. But now, nah, no thanks.
heller8790
LETS GO DELOREAN!!! I F***++**** DELOREAN! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldXFhNDlrZGxyMGJkcTA0dGZsY2JycGx4d21rMnB3djZ6bnNjbXc3ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3W0vjXgLj4rg4/giphy.mp4
sosume
The other equally douchey guys in their LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCKS!
ihugpeople
At least these lifted trucks are being used for a use that needs a lift, unlike half the lifted trucks on the road.
ThatPug
Nobody, he just showed up to ruin it
anotherrandomname
He could have at least lined up in back so the entire group didn't have to wait for him when he got stuck every 10 feet.
SocoFox
And I thought getting stuck behind an FJ Cruiser was bad.
HandoB4Javert
bemurray814
They're all friends, he just bought one.
anotherrandomname
I bet they forget to invite him on the next one.
GrandmasterSpank
I did. I wanted to have a laugh when he eventually got stuck with his 5 ton 'warranty voided because it touched snow' heap of junk.
nation543
I mean... Great lesson for a stupid person to learn due to their own arrogance, when people told them otherwise......... But you gotta think of everybody else.. If he wasn't there, the others wouldn't be suffering....
GrandmasterSpank
It's a lesson for all. The people suffering in line have learned a lesson too. The lesson is to not be so tolerant towards fascists anymore.
nation543
lmao. fair.
BurningVeryImportantThings
we call this a soft introduction