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Jan 22, 2023 12:48 PM
Mindcrime
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wylkyn
Unfortunately, McDonald's cups are not transparent, so none of the women see the rings.
vjmurph
As a longtime kitchen worker, watching couples fight on V-Day was a highlight of the year.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
As someone who has worked in restaurants. I don't know how you think you're going to have time to do any of those shenanigans
WoodORama
Matrimoofie?
Eridianne
They'd probably catch onto you after the like. Second ring. Probably.
Phreddlicious
Play it off as you brought it to the wrong table.
DangerBaer
Something something really? Something something OSHA book?
dixxienormus
That's sexist. Show your man his ring.
IToldYouSo1
????
IanDaMittenTroll
Nah, Gotta be strategic about it instead. One every half hour or so. But make it to the table that looks like they're fighting.
Bossco20
Free jewelry, babe
AtsaMattaForMe
DreadzkieOnTwitch
To troll couples or look for a partner?
MadCat221
For me… it will be Tuesday.
ceceoh
But Tuesday is dollar a rib night. Worth it.
BonkyMcSignFace
I can think of more evil things like people going bankrupt to stay healthy and guns before aforementioned access to HEALTHCARE. HEALTH CARE
Weirdscenesinsidethegoldmine
CloudStrife668
Biggest sham holiday ever.......
EroticZombiePants
Actually that's Sweetest Day. Someone took Valentine's Day and went "Let's make another, except more generic."
Praethius
What if they call your bluff and you gotta have a bunch of weddings? Risky
CatShadowleaf
Get the restaurant to start a catering business
thevortexmaster
Why not in guys drinks? Why can't we be treated!
HommeDeFeu
Cock rings, still a ring ain't it.
thevortexmaster
Hmm, good point.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Scruffy2
TheGuyWithTheHeadphones
metalhippy1977
whataborgermacine
Not a good idea, id swallow it on purpose and sue for intentionally putting a physical contaminant in my drink
WeatherWiz
Or, someone actually swallows it and chokes for real. Dangerous.
smilefromaveil
I'd just go there by myself and loudly say to no one in particular, "well, looks like you moved on pretty quickly", and start crying.
erincpotterart
This is hilarious
Mindcrime
This is also quite evil. ?
Goldenteckel
Mythanris90
OldnFatBobba
lovingspace
That was soooo quick
Mycologics
Where is this from?
Goldenteckel
It's a caption from this : /gallery/VF5Lo50
IceWeaselX
Screenshot/screencap*. A caption is text.
Goldenteckel
You're right : I'm not a native speaker, and get sometimes mixed-up.
zanaria
That would be awkward if a family was having dinner at that restaurant... Except in Alabama...
pnersvfu
Then it would be a bushel of engagement rings.
ViscousCousCous
don't leave put the restof the south..... and Ohio
DeepFriedTamales
Mississippi and Arkansas checking in
CommentBot2000
So when I traveled a lot, I’d eat alone at the restaurant bar and play a game called “wife, girlfriend, daughter”. 1/
CommentBot2000
/2 I would pick a couple and watch them to figure out the relationship, then loop in the bartender of my game for them to get more info 2/
CommentBot2000
/3 fun game, especially when they were regulars the staff new inside info. Bartenders liked the breakdown of my analysis. Rings, touch ect