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DoctorDelta
The first person to have their dick ripped off by a sex robot has already been born. They are walking around right now unaware of their fate
Shaows
They lie! Behold the red-rings of death!!!
Painkiller1020
Disappointing
PicassoCT
Robots smoking wieners
slotheroll
Goddamn it! I still have my coupon.
Shaodyn
What kind of cyberpunk dystopia shit is this?
KyleButNotThatKyle
anotherIngloriousHandle
actually, once you got the blowjob robot, nothing else matters
tangent
The plot of Ghost in the Shell: Innocence.
Botticelliii
NomDeImguerre
So no more 2-for-1 special?
Fauxcused
The day someone invent a fully realistic fuckbot is the day robotics turns into a mainstream industry
StonesOnTheHill
Since they started over heating, they immediately cauterize the wound, leading to a significan decrease in casualties.
Zangarr
Great, they got rid of the happy ending.
socraticmeathead
"Murder requires intent. Robots lack intent and therefore can't commit murder, even if the pitiful human dies" --Robot Matlock (probably).
tamalehatchet
Can I uninstall the update?
MonkeyWithDynamite
No more "Happy ending"? Damn...
eviloce
Sounds like something a homicidal robot would say
bardman135
The blow job ones, at least
Sticklebrickk
woozle
flamingoslie
I’m fighting … should I leave this on 99 upvotes? It’s almost like 69–very close. Should be respected
woozle
:)
IzzyB13337
TheUnstoppableWampas
yoink
Blasfemur
But do the murder robots give blowjobs yet?
LeeDee16
Spootanany
Murder implies premeditation. This is a loophole I don't think I'd want to test
daRealFuckfaceVonClownstick
Murder is also legally defined as the killing of a human by another, so a robot can’t murder, too many of the wrong holes
Perfzilla
God I hate it when software companies push an update that removes features and tell me that it's an upgrade.
spicetothefoo
100% my black and decker toaster oven used to give solid handies
HandoB4Javert
ivymantled69
potatoispeople
Maybe the sign is just the bug report
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Perfzilla
SatoriEnligtenmentNow
He had a love scene with a hot younger Asian actress.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Many, many dicks will be bitten or torn off in the next years of fuckbot development, this is the cost of progress.
UmmIsThisThingOn
Look, my family is already aware of my wish to donate parts of my body to science
FuzzyX
All origin of the penis flattener.
spidermenz
NuclearMonk
Calibration is always the most difficult part
IFoldlyGo
Or the bot just getting stuck in an infinite loop
andydicktracymorganfairchild
an infinite loop
WhyWouldYouReplyToThisGuy
an infinite loop
theguythatdidthething
omnipotentpasta
theguythatdidthething
omnipotentpasta
theguythatdidthething