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Mar 17, 2025 5:37 AM
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ertemed88810
FU MAGA
PaniPelagia
No thanks.
ilovetraveler
Please do.
MissSiesta
I see no reason why Canada can't get an agreement like Norway, or Switzerland. They're not in the EU, yet have many of the benefits and obligations of member countries.
GiraffeMoonPilot6
Canada should just do everything the US is “helping” with.
oukid
Granpa Trump needs to go to bed. After a nap and a glass of warm milk, he may be in a better mood and treat people better.
Ostegonation
As an American I support this.
Teledabby
dripstone
Dude; no way. Don't want to have to manage that shit.
SoberAndBored
They used to have responsible leadership. But then they threw our fucking TEA in the fucking HARBOUR
SergeantSnowflake
Take off, hoser.
Bugkeeper
Where's that Greater European Union map that I saw on here earlier? The one where Canada and Greenland are included?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Interesting... that would quickly solve Europe's strategic poutine deficiency.
BullittGT
Do it please
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Canada doesn't want the US. Maybe California.
StrangelovesArt
obfusc8d
Or maybe Make America Great Britain Again? (Yeah, a joke. It is the only good thing I am aware of that has come of anything "MAGA". ** I would gladly credit whoever came up with it.)
ssjalhazred
Might be more likely than we think. Civil war is getting more likely with every blatantly illegal thing Trump does, and if that happens, the future is going to be heavily determined by how much interventionism, if any, that Canada and Mexico are willing to engage in...
Spanky93
Do we get Tim Horten’s in that deal?
khaoselement
I approve as an American.
IShootBirdsAtTheAirport
Russia already has that role.
TheVampireDante
"Competent adult". That excludes delusional warmongers.
TheRealJ9
We don't want the responsibility of taking care of a fat, overspoiled, racist ignorant child- man country.
Let them wither and rot where they lie.
They voted for this ' pile of festering dogsnot ' ( thanks, Werid Al )
psmith00
the world is building the wall around America that Trump was only thinking about putting between America and Mexico.
darthbiscuit
As a proud American, yes. Yes. Please do this. Help.
MCTMCT
Speaking of Canada...It's funny how Trump all of a sudden lost all interest to hockey after the Four Nations Tournament final.
Beardybeardrage
Yes please
Chimaeraxxxxx
Please dear god adopt us
eddbrowne
hurry
XSurvivor
Absolutely not! I wouldn't want to foster a psychopath with a gun problem, why would I want to let millions in?!
Bmgm4u
Freakin' Americans try to cross OUR borders carrying firearms, Then get pissed off when they re refused entry.
DeanR156
But see, that’s the joy of guardianship. We take away their gun, labour and medical rules and replace them with ours - and see how they feel after 4 years
XSurvivor
If you take away their gun laws, you also have to take away the guns themselves, otherwise those laws are unenforceable. Good luck doing that with 400 million of them. As I said, maybe that psychopath really can use some help, but I'd rather leave someone else do it, totally not worth the risk.
DeanR156
Or, have a bullet refund program (say$10 a bullet you bring back) and then charge bullets at $100 each
McPuffinStuff
HeShallKnowYourWaysAsIfBornToThem
Seems unlikely that those 19 states only make up 30% of the U.S. GDP>
painstream
Nooo, don't leave out my state. It's only half shit. ;_; Take me with you.
HexedVex
Yes please.
I'd fight for this, and to defend it.
blessedarethecheesemakers
Yes please! Also, I bet we can have Alaska too. There’s only like 2 people who live there. They wouldn’t even notice if ownership changed.
GrowinWildontheFunnyFarm
There are a lot of beautiful landscapes and wildlife in the Jesusland area. It's just more ethically responsible to make Jesusland Texas and make the humans move. The rest will become Additional Canada. Just treat us like Alberta
Akumaka
I'm down. Let's make this happen.
ascottdude
Any chance you'll be accepting refugees from Jesusland? Like liberal ones, not ones who lose their house to a climate change turbo charged hurricane, who don't believe in climate change and doesn't support FEMA for anyone else while bitching that they deserve FEMA even though they bought a house at a posteriorly high price in a flood zone.
ascottdude
Posteriorly=preposterously
UprootedGrunt
Sold.
buddhanature
WTF does Colorado get thrown into Jesusland? We're not churchy... hell, we're the most Canadian of the states!
lowfunctioninggenius
I want Montana, too
laserfork
And suddenly there are 60 million Americans and 40 million Canadians in Canada. Conquest successful.
smellsmiketeenspirit
Looks like a little dragon.
ILikeToFindTheAnswers
I'm more than okay with this
JustJoe2047
Please take Arizona with you 🥺
Kate316
(Sigh....dreamingly) "If only it could become true."
ssjalhazred
Well, civil war is getting more likely with every blatantly illegal thing Trump does, and if that happens, the future is going to be heavily determined by how much interventionism, if any, that Canada and Mexico are willing to engage in...
DerFoxeh
The even better news is the UCAS gets a dragon for a president in 2057.
Maradon3305
I'd vote for Dunkelzahn.
DerFoxeh
A vote for Uncle Dunkie is a vote for perfectly made jiffy-pop popcorn.
YELLOWnotYELLOW
Can Canada join the EU already so I can go work on Europe easily as a Canadian?
Gantzz321
If Canadians were give a option and told what that would mean, I don't think it would happen. Canada has a EXTREMELY tight immigration policey, which be tossed out the window if in the EU. While not a opening hateful I don't think Canadian would want the doors open to anyone inthe EU to come over an be able to get the few jobs we have. This kills me to say but its just what I think the majority would vote for.
pullingsixty
Don't get your hopes up. We don't even have free trade between the provinces. Variations in licensing recognition, safety certifications, and technical standards are often cited as barriers.
SmokeyIsTheBandit
I really love and appreciate the thought, but no!!! Canada is in the Americas, EU is in Europe. These words need to mean something it else all language is made up.... Oh .. wait
YELLOWnotYELLOW
How about CEU (pronounced K.U.) for Canadian European Union?
waznewz
Technically, they share a border with the kingdom of Denmark, on Christians island, so that part is covered.
But accepting Canada into the EU would leave the US with a border to the EU..
YELLOWnotYELLOW
Also there’s a French island near Newfoundland. I can’t remember the name but we’re almost sharing borders there too.
idiotsonfire
We had one. His name was Bernie Sanders. Both halves of the American political system decided that adult guardianship was evil.
KellionBane
Your corporate overlords have deemed him unworthy.
Mostlydeadpool
"there's nothing more dangerous to capitalism than a man who can't be bought"
Sypurist
FrancsTireur
Well no one side decided it was evil the other side decided it was an obstacle to their financial ambitions.
Mostlydeadpool
it wasn't the other side. it was both sides.
PirateArrrgument
Don't blame me, I voted for him in primaries but something fucky happened and somehow we got Hillary on the ballot instead
Mostlydeadpool
something fucky indeed.
DeakVanNyke
have *
WebMaka
Sanders will -never- be elected as POTUS within America's current political framework. Between America's Overton window skewing so far to the right that he's considered a nearly radical leftist and the fact that every sufficiently wealthy person in the US would actively fight against his election, he's literally not even a consideration.
DeakVanNyke
i know, just want to speak of him in past tense