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Snake - Invisibility
Ox - Strength
Sheep - astral projection
Rabbit - speed
Rooster - Levitation
Rat - makes the immobile mobile
Monkey - animal shifting
Tiger - split personality
Horse - rapid healing
Dog - immortality
Dragon - a big explosion blast
Pig - eyebeams
More descriptive here: https://imgur.com/gallery/L0BvX
nostetselyk
Ayah!
CrispyNougat
Magic must defeat magic
BORGALOOGIE
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
Rooster - that's telekinesis, Kyle
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Aiya Jackie..
mrmoe198
PhoenixMelee
PatrickDiomedes
John Rogers, the creator of Leverage, also created this show, and helped create the 3rd Blue Beetle, Jaime Reyes
CasualMemeLord
ONE MORE THING! Take my plus one
youroldfriend
tibris
Tiger was balance, not split personality.
KenjiKando
Man this show was great. I always wanted those Talismans so bad. Never cared which. Complete season collection when.
isyourTVrunning
So... My zodiac animal is the pig. Does that mean I should be able to shoot beams out of my eyes?
TheZolton
Only Peruvians can do that. The Onion taught me that.
Soulfirebomb
SnarkyScience
Horse seems a bit redundant with Dog.
DressCasual1z
AFAIK dog is better in fights but does not help pre-existing things. Horse permanently heals injuries&ailments even if you lose it later.
wookieedreds
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao..
HumanPootis
I completely forgot that this show existed
BlueTyphoon
the first two seasons hold up pretty well. your mileage may varry on the others
GeminiSprk
talos2
So dogs are immortal you say?
blinblambloo
In our hearts they are
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Don't.
thatwastooclose
I can hear the theme song playing in my head now.
GrimdogX
This is one of those things I watched when I was younger that I wanna rewatch but don't cause it won't match up to my nostalgia glasses.
PhillipBanks
Shows from the late 90's to mid 00's actually hold up really well, mainly because it was a super creative time in animation history.
GreenYawgmoth
I just rewatched the first couple seasons. It holds up.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I mean, I watched it again, and I'm pretty happy. Except Netflix fucked up the episode order, so rather than get an even sprinkling of-
Onlyhereforthelaughs
filler episodes, you get ALL THE FILLER IN ONE BIG STREAK.
PapaSammich
And what about the awkward live action sequences from the "real" Jackie each episode? ❤
sweetbunsmcgee
“...and then I cook’d a da noodols...”
Expiredjelly
Awkward? It was just Jackie answering fan questions.
PapaSammich
Awkward in the sense that he always looked 20 years older in the live segments ? It always made me wonder just how old Uncle really was lol
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Levitation is OP why get the super strength when levitation seems to pick up things just as easy as super strength. Maybe easier.
sgtsyphilis
Also rapid healing seems less powerful when you can just be immortal.
TheThingsTheyCarried
Horse cures disease and repairs inanimate objects. Dog prevents injury. They don't really overlap.
BladedSpell
But you cant punch things as hard with levitation. In theory, you'll also be able to throw harder
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
But you can throw a heavy ass tank at someone over and over.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Maybe Levitation is limited, but when used WITH the Ox, it get's even stronger.
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Well yeah of course combined itll get stronger...I'm just saying as an individual the Oxe is kind of lacking compared to levitation.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I shouldn't have apostrophed the gets. I hate that Imgur doesn't allow editing.
Maldraek
LOL. The first few make total sense, and then somewhere along the line it goes right off the fucking rails.
BladedSpell
"Monkey" could be a reference to Sun Wukong from Journey to the West, who was a monkey able to shape shift into other animals
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Maldraek
I didn't know the Monkey King could shapeshift. That's cool.
WhiterunWarriorProject
The Monkey King could do whatever he wanted. He gave zero fucks.
MelodyLightfoot
Pretty sure they all have some reference to the various deities in Journey to the west.
BladedSpell
That would definitely explain it
Retsam19
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao...
Weavan
With the years, i forgot this formula
JustEatingBagelBites
The episode where they made the cheerleaders repeat it in order to boost its power...uhhh...I miss Saturday morning cartoons
TheVoiceOfMorganFreeman
MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIC!
shialabouf
“Spitits demons ghosts monsters quickly leave” gtfo ghouls
somnif
"Piss off ghost!"
JakobtheFennec
Was thinkin it before i saw it x3
pauliexclusions
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao...
C0mmanderCrunch
Scrolled just for this comment
GeminiSprk
TugboatPete
Talisman not important!
qweta
Muy importante
Onlyhereforthelaughs
TALISMAAANS ARE NOT IM-POR-TAAAANT! The inscriptions are.
ImTheKindaGuyWhoNamesMyPlants
Shield not important!
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Eye beams, like all pigs I’ve ever known
illegalcheez
IIRC pig can be harnessed in different ways, by machinery too. It’s more like temp control. Versatile, industrious, like some pigs.
aleister94
i think that's the joke cuz the whole episode they wonder what pig talisman could do and then they're suprised
CorneliusCornwall
The rest make some sort of sense, but nah, not the pig.
DreadPierateRoberts
Wouldnt a rabbit already have rabbit speed?
ThatuldoPig
Horse healing? Astral projection?
CorneliusCornwall
Healthy as a horse, count sheep to go to sleep. "Some" sense
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Horse and healing start with an H lol. And sheep u count to sleep, which means dreaming, which is close to astral projection? Idk
Snooj
Goddamn invisible snakes everywhere I go.
MisterGregar
"If it were a snake, it would have bit you"
CorneliusCornwall
Snakes are good hiders
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
They're perfect for cooking bacon
jhanked
Pigs are associated with laziness. Eye beams allow you to attack without any effort or movement. It's immortal dogs I'm confused by.
jhanked
Especially because the dog talisman easily outclasses the horse talisman. Why heal injuries when you can instead not take them?
jhanked
(Going by series rules. Immortality doesn't necessarily mean invulnerability, but it does in the show itself.)
Expiredjelly
Horse talisman allows you to heal others. Dog only affects the user.
jhanked
Ah. Been too long since I watched, but remember a Dog episode well.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
cause you know, rat and tiger make sooo much more sense.
BDF1838
This was mai shit, and static shock
Ryebread91
Man those were the best shows!
Isi151e
Fuck yeah
ihavethegoldenimage
Fuck my childhood. Lol throw some animaniacs in and a bowl of cereal I'm not longer an adult
manslut
YAS!!!
Broskix
Fucking loved Static Shock!
ThaWhiteRanger
That Batman Beyond crossover tho
BarretXIII
literally just watched that episode 10 minutes ago. almost done with my binge!
ihavethegoldenimage
Yes!!!!!
Deedaybear
Static shock don't get nearly enough love. His powers were the best!
OneNeoEon
I was honestly surprised WB didn't announce a Live Action Static Shock after Black Panther got all that money.
JunWasHere
Have you seen DC's live action movies? They're not willing to commit the same patience and character development to make it work.
Metallica93
This. We don't get a solid DC live-action continuity because Snyder and the WB execs shat their fucking bed. I loathe them for that >:/
thethingthatwentsplat
God, I miss that show. I’m on a DC cartoon binge, and Static Shock’s on the list.
PokingSmot
Jackieeeee, one more thing!
sleepingmonk9
https://youtu.be/8Cmqxe6P4Ms
AshPed
Aaaayyyyaaaaahh
GreenYawgmoth
We must do reeeeeeeeeeeesearch!
spoodfighter
Coffee only thing that keep uncle alive!
TheAlviss
Beat me to it, fucker
HenceforthPotato
mung bean sandwiches !
ExtinctasaurusRex
At 14, I named my first email address off Static Shock. BangBaby14@gateway. Probably where I went wrong in life.
somnif
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
LankyBootyGriswald
ting*
IIBatmanIIDeleted
Execute rule 34
WholesomeAF
Only magic can defeat magic
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
One more thing
Ryebread91
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Fuckyouformakingmegetanaccount
Now, do shaolin showdown.
CaptainStevenRogers
ORB OF TORNAMI ICE
Imadethisaccounttopost
The original, not that horrid sequel
PatrickDiomedes
there was a sequel?
Imadethisaccounttopost
Xiaolin Chronicles
Imadethisaccounttopost
Last only 1season
MeMyselfandyourCat
Theres a sequel?
Imadethisaccounttopost
Xiaolin Chronicles, they added a new mink named Ping Pong and all the showdowns were really bad cgi.
LordTurtle
Horrible. Added a second monk character who was horrible, changed many things
Elerich
they changed so many of the Shen Gong Wu item names because of copyright with the original studio... it hurt watching