Sep 11, 2018 11:49 PM
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badmusicpuns
I saw this 3 posts ago. I like this design better
lookingOknaked
It was 27 baby showers few posts ago.
thebillyofthewest
I don't get it
stupidassjack
You have 33 friends?
The2ndMortiestMortyFromC136
I’m so glad I’m not in the states. But then again we have yellow dust and typhoons here
imightbeawomenorafish
This happened to my niece lol
WhiteChocolateBear
Hurricane Eriksen
ObliqueRay
Joke's on you, I don't have any friends.
clark6050
Wrap your wacker before you attack her!
inchoroi
Thank God for Implanon. Or however it's fucking spelled.
FoodSnob77
It went from 27 to 33... how is this person gaining friends so fast?
tuxedobob
Huh, it was 28 last time I saw this.
zorb33
oh oh oh!! this meme got Virginia in it...
peepoleRfunny
smithysmithybangbang
The number on this joke just keeps increasing
GrimdogX
I've seen on various sites this exact kind of post but the number keeps rising, it was 23 then 29 now this.
barnwolf
lol what kind of loser only has 23 friends. I'm glad this is getting re-posted by cool people now.
bongles
Hell, there's a few on THIS site
Midgarmerc
LITERALLY JUST READ THIS SAME JOKE 2 MINUTES AGO ON THE FP
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
They all float
MegaDiogenes
Oh cool. This again but in different formatting. Neato.
lileve
JoeClassico
Remember to pack condoms in your bug-out bag!
GreatestUserNameEver
And a phone reminder to replace them every year or so to ensure they don’t expire. Can never be too careful.
IronLion84
That’s only 7 months
Eulerismyhero
Exactly, baby showers typically happen a little before the baby is born.
Please ignore my previous stupidity
ialwaysburnthebacon
Please don't feel bad. I commented the same thing to someone. We're all allowed our moments.
Geckuro
ive already seen this as white text over a black background!
MrBubblehead
Vasectomy. Best 15 minutes I never want to do again.
HomeSliceCoolBreeze
Love the smell of burning flesh.
djheadshot
Do you people not know what condoms are?
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Calgin
They’re
LeroyShabazAli
Sweet fucking burn.
Niddhoger
It's more like there is no store, nor netflix, after the hurricane levels everything. Bored/stressed idiots say "fuck it" and do just that.
Myunstern
You’d think guys would purposely cut their power to have more sexy times if it were that easy.
deviantygr
I know what they are! Damned difficult to buy during a mufukken HURRICANE, asshole!
kiriyamas
i'm in coastal north carolina, she's inland in md.. sad, sad times
we're also lesbians
SolaceHaestas
Scissorfun
Cheomesh
Move up to MD with her! Though if she's Inland, are we talking like Howard inland or further like Allegheny?
I'm underaged, and she's in laurel! We've been together for almost 7 months but she really has my heart
Laurel's a nice place. Best of luck.
three3oh
My sister has a 5 year old. While we were waiting for her to have her baby, the waiting room was packed and we waited until she was almost..
9cm dilated before they would give her a bed in the hallway. Took till she was pushing to get a room in a hospital with the largest...
birthing center in our city. Hurricane Sandy knocked out our power for a week 9 months beforehand...
SnarkySophia
Labors also tend to be kick started by moon cycles and pressure systems. We still don't understand exactly why. Both my girls were born
RoboLuddite
"tend to be kick started by" is an odd way to say "has no statistical correlation with"
StinkCreature
No I think people just fuck more because Netflix no work.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
I would fund this research.
Noevilgifs
I was born during a monsoon, I think its the difference between the pressure inside and outside the placenta
That's the running theory. The barometric pressure shift, like how it affects joint pain and migraines. We're pretty sensitive creatures.
right before a gentle rain under a full moon. The ob delivering #2 said I was her 5th delivery and she had more than 10 that night. Packed
elysemonster
Why is this being downvoted? Barometric pressure has a real effect on the body. Ask anyone with an autoimmune disease
When we said we don't understand why, we should have clarified: we don't understand why...anyone believes this kind if bullshit.
Why barometric pressure shifts affect pregnant women, joint pain, and migraine sufferers? Yeah, total bullshit. You're right. /S
pookieeatworld
If there's a correlation, it doesn't mean that it's causation, but it doesn't mean it's not, either. Get off your high horse.
jwillr86
Full moons are romantic, people fuck, Moon has 28 day cycle, pregnancy is nine 28 day cycles. All that equals full moon at Birth. MATH!
I know you're being tongue in cheek but there are literally people who think the due date is THE DAY.
Who looks at the Moon anymore? Or goes outside for that matter?!
PaintedLady5519
Disaster babies are real!
mritty
Yup. I’m a result of the Blizzard of ‘78.
nousernamesleftforthekids
Lol, same here!
MedMonkey
brb, looking up what disaster happened 9 months before my birth
I never quite got that. Ffs like, do you not normally buy condoms anyways?
MommaBear0
Having sex passes the time when you have no electricity
Islandace
But why wouldn't you use a condom?
HermeneuticalQuandary
Feast or famine
TheoryOfRelativeTea
I wonder how many babies are going to be born in Hawaii this month
captain5
I wish I had a girl to impregnate. Sigh...I'll just charge up the laptop and play Civilization V
absoluteJunk
v
TheGhostMinx
BardbarianDancer
Get through maybe half a game.
cborrCandyBeast
Upvote for civ5
DrakeRamorayMD
My father still calls me a disaster and I’m a grown man
ilikeyourfaceandstuff
Am i missing something?
fistermatic5000
PEOPLE GET REALLY BORED SO THEY START FUCKING
SatanWAP6669
Well said
CaptainSilver42
8 years ago my city got snowed in for 10 days. There was a roughly week long spike in the birthrate about 9 months later. 10/10
VikingRuger
In Boston during the snowpocalypse of 2015 I had more sex than during the first few weeks of uni.
That is fucking ridiculous. To they revert to the dark ages in mind or something just cuz electricity is gone for a while? Jesus..
bilalss4
Having babies is so dark ages lmao fam amirite
That’s not what i meant and you know it
eggmuffin
Adults often get intimate with each other when the circumstances allow for it. In 15-20 years, you too will likely experience this.
The simpleminded attitude always blows me away. The assumptions one has to make to say something like that...
gingerjew06
With no power you get bored. Boredom *can* lead to sext times. Not that you would know virgin.
Wow you guys really ran with the assumptions on this one. I meant they forgot what BIRTH CONTROL is.
*sexy. Damn auto correct.
I mean, my wife and I still use condoms when the lights are out.
And im pregnant lol
SemenCongealment
Did you and your SO forget to pay the electric bill?
badmusicpuns
I saw this 3 posts ago. I like this design better
lookingOknaked
It was 27 baby showers few posts ago.
thebillyofthewest
I don't get it
stupidassjack
You have 33 friends?
The2ndMortiestMortyFromC136
I’m so glad I’m not in the states. But then again we have yellow dust and typhoons here
imightbeawomenorafish
This happened to my niece lol
WhiteChocolateBear
Hurricane Eriksen
ObliqueRay
Joke's on you, I don't have any friends.
clark6050
Wrap your wacker before you attack her!
inchoroi
Thank God for Implanon. Or however it's fucking spelled.
FoodSnob77
It went from 27 to 33... how is this person gaining friends so fast?
tuxedobob
Huh, it was 28 last time I saw this.
zorb33
oh oh oh!! this meme got Virginia in it...
peepoleRfunny
smithysmithybangbang
The number on this joke just keeps increasing
GrimdogX
I've seen on various sites this exact kind of post but the number keeps rising, it was 23 then 29 now this.
barnwolf
lol what kind of loser only has 23 friends. I'm glad this is getting re-posted by cool people now.
bongles
Hell, there's a few on THIS site
Midgarmerc
LITERALLY JUST READ THIS SAME JOKE 2 MINUTES AGO ON THE FP
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
They all float
MegaDiogenes
Oh cool. This again but in different formatting. Neato.
lileve
JoeClassico
Remember to pack condoms in your bug-out bag!
GreatestUserNameEver
And a phone reminder to replace them every year or so to ensure they don’t expire. Can never be too careful.
IronLion84
That’s only 7 months
Eulerismyhero
Exactly, baby showers typically happen a little before the baby is born.
IronLion84
Please ignore my previous stupidity
ialwaysburnthebacon
Please don't feel bad. I commented the same thing to someone. We're all allowed our moments.
Geckuro
ive already seen this as white text over a black background!
MrBubblehead
Vasectomy. Best 15 minutes I never want to do again.
HomeSliceCoolBreeze
Love the smell of burning flesh.
djheadshot
Do you people not know what condoms are?
[deleted]
[deleted]
Calgin
They’re
LeroyShabazAli
Sweet fucking burn.
Niddhoger
It's more like there is no store, nor netflix, after the hurricane levels everything. Bored/stressed idiots say "fuck it" and do just that.
Myunstern
You’d think guys would purposely cut their power to have more sexy times if it were that easy.
deviantygr
I know what they are! Damned difficult to buy during a mufukken HURRICANE, asshole!
kiriyamas
i'm in coastal north carolina, she's inland in md.. sad, sad times
kiriyamas
we're also lesbians
SolaceHaestas
Scissorfun
Cheomesh
Move up to MD with her! Though if she's Inland, are we talking like Howard inland or further like Allegheny?
kiriyamas
I'm underaged, and she's in laurel! We've been together for almost 7 months but she really has my heart
Cheomesh
Laurel's a nice place. Best of luck.
three3oh
My sister has a 5 year old. While we were waiting for her to have her baby, the waiting room was packed and we waited until she was almost..
three3oh
9cm dilated before they would give her a bed in the hallway. Took till she was pushing to get a room in a hospital with the largest...
three3oh
birthing center in our city. Hurricane Sandy knocked out our power for a week 9 months beforehand...
SnarkySophia
Labors also tend to be kick started by moon cycles and pressure systems. We still don't understand exactly why. Both my girls were born
RoboLuddite
"tend to be kick started by" is an odd way to say "has no statistical correlation with"
StinkCreature
No I think people just fuck more because Netflix no work.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
I would fund this research.
Noevilgifs
I was born during a monsoon, I think its the difference between the pressure inside and outside the placenta
SnarkySophia
That's the running theory. The barometric pressure shift, like how it affects joint pain and migraines. We're pretty sensitive creatures.
SnarkySophia
right before a gentle rain under a full moon. The ob delivering #2 said I was her 5th delivery and she had more than 10 that night. Packed
elysemonster
Why is this being downvoted? Barometric pressure has a real effect on the body. Ask anyone with an autoimmune disease
ThisFireGrowsHigher
When we said we don't understand why, we should have clarified: we don't understand why...anyone believes this kind if bullshit.
SnarkySophia
Why barometric pressure shifts affect pregnant women, joint pain, and migraine sufferers? Yeah, total bullshit. You're right. /S
pookieeatworld
If there's a correlation, it doesn't mean that it's causation, but it doesn't mean it's not, either. Get off your high horse.
jwillr86
Full moons are romantic, people fuck, Moon has 28 day cycle, pregnancy is nine 28 day cycles. All that equals full moon at Birth. MATH!
SnarkySophia
I know you're being tongue in cheek but there are literally people who think the due date is THE DAY.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
Who looks at the Moon anymore? Or goes outside for that matter?!
PaintedLady5519
Disaster babies are real!
mritty
Yup. I’m a result of the Blizzard of ‘78.
nousernamesleftforthekids
Lol, same here!
MedMonkey
brb, looking up what disaster happened 9 months before my birth
Cheomesh
I never quite got that. Ffs like, do you not normally buy condoms anyways?
MommaBear0
Having sex passes the time when you have no electricity
Islandace
But why wouldn't you use a condom?
HermeneuticalQuandary
Feast or famine
TheoryOfRelativeTea
I wonder how many babies are going to be born in Hawaii this month
captain5
I wish I had a girl to impregnate. Sigh...I'll just charge up the laptop and play Civilization V
absoluteJunk
TheGhostMinx
BardbarianDancer
Get through maybe half a game.
cborrCandyBeast
Upvote for civ5
DrakeRamorayMD
My father still calls me a disaster and I’m a grown man
ilikeyourfaceandstuff
Am i missing something?
fistermatic5000
PEOPLE GET REALLY BORED SO THEY START FUCKING
SatanWAP6669
Well said
CaptainSilver42
8 years ago my city got snowed in for 10 days. There was a roughly week long spike in the birthrate about 9 months later. 10/10
VikingRuger
In Boston during the snowpocalypse of 2015 I had more sex than during the first few weeks of uni.
ilikeyourfaceandstuff
That is fucking ridiculous. To they revert to the dark ages in mind or something just cuz electricity is gone for a while? Jesus..
bilalss4
Having babies is so dark ages lmao fam amirite
ilikeyourfaceandstuff
That’s not what i meant and you know it
eggmuffin
Adults often get intimate with each other when the circumstances allow for it. In 15-20 years, you too will likely experience this.
ilikeyourfaceandstuff
The simpleminded attitude always blows me away. The assumptions one has to make to say something like that...
gingerjew06
With no power you get bored. Boredom *can* lead to sext times. Not that you would know virgin.
ilikeyourfaceandstuff
Wow you guys really ran with the assumptions on this one. I meant they forgot what BIRTH CONTROL is.
gingerjew06
*sexy. Damn auto correct.
Cheomesh
I mean, my wife and I still use condoms when the lights are out.
ilikeyourfaceandstuff
And im pregnant lol
SemenCongealment
Did you and your SO forget to pay the electric bill?