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Oct 7, 2017 3:41 PM
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Volimar
You work for screen junkies?
whatbuttondoipush
The trick is to let your female coworker know every time you poo. works for me! We only have one bathroom and she hates the smell of poo tho
furlan92
is your coworker cam newton?
Theblackknight030
My coworker literally had this happen to her a day or two ago. Our gm "jokingly" said to her, "Shut up woman before I backhand you."
Dildotron9000
Story time?
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nohabloespanol
Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at when you're talking to them.
nohabloespanol
Jesus Christ, I'm referencing Peters joke from family guy.
Flyndaran
I recognized it, but lacking context...
Daxxo
Who taught grandpa how to use technology?
Flyndaran
All grandparents watch Family Guy. It's a fact.
SniffinGriffin
I miss the Colbert report
mayorofpenistown
It misses you
thisistheguy
I'm glad he has a bigger show now but I agree, his character was much better than what he does now
ADIRTYWINDOW
Have you read his books? They're from his Colbert report persona so it kind of brings me back to the good ol days.
SniffinGriffin
Ya I've read "I am America and so can you". It was pretty funny, it reminded me of "Napalm and Silly Putty" if I remember correctly
ADIRTYWINDOW
I just picked up that one and America again
drinkup4
I still don't get what is wrong with saying, "your boobs look nice today Jennifer"
overboard
BECAUSE...
ImShaqILaughAndWalkAway
Solomon031
It’s cool as long as Jennifer isn’t head of HR
bigbootybigfoot
I had a pack of cigarettes in my pocket, I know gross whatever, someone told me my boob looked square. Then KC who's old enough to be my dad
bigbootybigfoot
Just ignore him there is nothing wrong with your boobs. Your boobs are great don't let him get you down. Well alrighty I'm just gonnaheadout
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
I compliment boobs on a daily basis. I work in a strip club, so there's no HR department and also no one gives a shit.
CaffeineManic
If the boobs are natural, you can't comment on them. If they've been enhanced, Jennifer probably craves the attention and comments.
BananaForScaIe
Her name was Danielle.
jenlovesmemes
As a Jennifer, I'll take the compliment
BananaForScaIe
"Your boobs look nice today Jennifer."
VodkaReindeer
I trust two things Jennifer, the first amendment and your boobs.
pyrince
I got that refference
TurderKing
Wadda you want me to say, "your boobs don't look nice, Jennifer"? FINE!
ThisNosoi
Compliments like that from someone who sees you as sexually attractive can always be weird. Just gotta see things from the other PoV.
agentmcgee
As a Jennifer I have no objection to this being said to me
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
"Not that they don't always look nice, I mean if anything they look flatter today...fuck https://i.redd.it/qz6eknd73qvy.gif
Rogahar
I'm gay. Colleague at my old job had enormous knockers. I would compliment them regularly, she would thank me, and we'd both giggle >
Rogahar
> internally knowing how much it annoyed the straight guys I worked with because they couldn't get away with saying it.
butreallywhogivesasingleshyt
well theres the proof that intent and context matter when saying something like that
CosplayComet
Seriously. Jennifer's boobs ARE pretty nice...
drinkup4
I know, it's a complement.
ElbowDeepInASnake
I mean they really are...
zaboomy1
“It’s not my fault this bitch can’t take a compliment.”
Alypso
You guys didn't hear? Her father was killed by a nice pair of breasts...
CosplayComet
For the love of god, it is now my mission to go out this way!!
crazy4butts
Simple find a large man with a nice pair and done! Your welcome
CosplayComet
He'd have to be named Jennifer :P
51CorgisInABar
Does she want you to say that? If no, then that’s what’s wrong with you saying that
fistermatic5000
Swing and a miss.
51CorgisInABar
How so?
fistermatic5000
Missed the joke.
51CorgisInABar
Clearly, you wanna explain?