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Apr 29, 2022 3:24 PM
LordofRivendell
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HairySweatNoodle
Fucking right??? Doubt they're even 2nd trimester.. it's perfect.
BetterCakeFarts
LOTR: ROTK extended edition for me tonight.
TheHaGuy
Ha!
Iamjamjam
I bet this kid is hot now
Drix1942
BlueSorceress
I saw this in theaters and I was like, why are they arming the kids before the women???
FastTrackToAssCrack
Old enough for the imperial guard, good enough for middle earth I say.
Spectre4Prez
Join the Astra Militarum today! No pay, odd hours, cool helmet though.
Mayyybe
rdmage11
SavagePatchKids
Like Gohan vs Cell
AgamemnonsMemes
Goku giving cell a senzu bean is TOP TIER bad parenting.
SavagePatchKids
All according to cake
Dildorthemagnificunt
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Unbellivable
Tttttttttiiiiiioootvbbnnjtoinnjoiiiii
Thatsmykenku
I wonder if that kid survived Hornburg
notthatoneladyyoudontlike
frigidmagi2
The orcs would have killed the kid sword or no sword. this way he can try to defend himself. Not meant as a defense of child soldiers.
Targe0
And he might take down 1 down before they see him in the crowed given his small stature.
joeyplanets
Years are just the rotations the Earth makes around the sun. Literally has no meaning
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Inches are just marks on a piece of wood. I still have a big penis.
joeyplanets
And what is distance but space over time!
Fatkats93
Username checks out with you pro child soldier views
joeyplanets
I’m anti violence but humans can’t help but uselessly fight, hence your comment.
rooik14
You okay bud? This attention-seeking behavior seems like a cry for help.
joeyplanets
My therapist calls it “bipolar depressive disorder” whatever that means.
GravyEducation
joeyplanets
We are just an accumulation of cells that have no concept of age. Furthermore, this “age difference” is a mere second or two to the galaxy!
JustSomeRandomGuyOnTheInternet
joeyplanets
JustSomeRandomGuyOnTheInternet
joeyplanets
????
ElbeauDeepInAnElbeau
Excuse me but the events of the lord of the rings takes place over like, a decade, that's why bilbo gets bilbold
Velv3tThunder
I suppose, if you consider that the first few chapters are 30 years, and the last couple are another 10 or so, with only 1 year between.
ElbeauDeepInAnElbeau
Damn i got schooled
DigiT00l
Only in books, not in films, consider Pippin he was meant to be 27 during the main plot, so he couldn't be at the birthday
Targe0
I still find it funny that Pippin was the Youngest of the 4 Hobbits but in the movie he had the oldest actor of them.
chasingatrailofsmokeandreason
He has seen too few winters. Better put him next to the dude with one eye.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Because the one eye guy has seen half as few winters?
henofthewoods
I think that was to point out that they were putting both the too young and too old into war is all.
Targe0
That dude really was missing that eye, Jackson saw him and asked if he would be ok showing it off in the scene.
ValhallaAwaits
The law of averages....this was easier than finding someone with 3 eyes.
crateo
Next to the old man in a profession where men die young.
MrSquiggleTheManFromMars
Unlikely that the old man was jn that profession and more likely he was also a conscripted civilian
KuldFyt
The missing eye is for applying a blur filter so the number of winters evens out.
Warutteri
ReelPoop
lol
TrueLegateDamar
It's darkly funny realizing all those kids got killed, never saw them again after the Hornburg got overrun.
AgamemnonsMemes
Honestly i feel worse for all those elves that would literally never die unless they got into armed conflict and then marched into war.
newsguycraigevans
They got blowed up
Grivarn
Fucking Legolas had one job
ThePretentiousGentleman
Probably not. In the film it looks like only the Elves manned the wall down below.
Imperialist29
Yes, but there were only a handful of men in the keep near the end of the battle...it stands to reason those kids...didn't make it
TrueLegateDamar
They likely got ran the fuck over when the Uruk-hai breached the gate
blamelesswolf
When the party hires child adventurers to be a part of the fight.
ajxlucky13x
When the party hires *Pokemon trainers* >:D
AFistfulOfDollHairs
That’s just what right wing guilds call child soldiers
tracereading
Give them a light blade and ranks in acrobatics and climb, then hurl them at enemies.
NefariousGoop
What system is that?
tracereading
Whatever the DM lets you get away with.
rdmage11
Easier to toss than a dwarf I bet.
BarkingBlackbird
The Mobile Orphanage (tm) is where we raise these children we found on our adventures.
Digimontana
Is your party led by a one-armed man with an eyepatch?
ThomasThundersword
Found?
BarkingBlackbird
…made
TellusEidolon
....by the bard
beez428
Wait...as in he made them orphans or he MADE the orphans?
mustardburp
The Mobile Orphanage is a wholly owned subsidiary of Meat Grinder Inc and Happy Time Wonder Sausages Co, all rights reserved.
fraxinusoleaceae
The Mobile Orphanage is a proud leader in child poverty reduction through our innovative & tax deductible "More Food, Fewer Mouths" program.
ButlerBunk
fuzzeenavel
Did you know he was actually a fire fighter during 9/11?
GravyEducation
Did... did you guys know...
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
I'm something of a Ranger myself.
GravyEducation
Alright folks listen up, I'm gonna need some Willem Dafoe face LOTR memes and I'm gonna need em fast. And pictures. Pictures of Spider-Man.
pandemicpolemic
Beat me to it
TommyCreo
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obligatory at this point
GravyEducation
I don't even know if it's a new joke but God damn do I think it's hilarious. More Aragorn memes!
ChrisWsrn
What is happening with your name?
GravyEducation
They're winding up for "-hat would you do? For a Klondike bar!"