I still don’t know how it’s pronounced!

Feb 9, 2018 11:48 PM

It's pronounced "yiff" by Old English standards

It's pronounced Gif.

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About 25 years ago I met a graphics coder (he developed on Atari ST/Falcon) who had spoken with CompuServe (copyright owners) on using

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their GIF format. He told me they pronounced it jiff. He said he respected that and calls it jiff also. I told him it will always be gif! :)

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This is more controversial than any political post I've seen to date

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@ilookfuckingcool

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Jod lolololol

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Right!!!

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The "g" is mother fucking silent! You pronounce "gif" by saying "if"... DUH! /s

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But it allows you to watch the video in a jiffy.

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giraffe

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its over. I won.

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I don't give a fuck. It's gif. If you want to pronounce it jif it's okay to be wrong.

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Doc Brown was saying "gigawatt".

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says "Jod" is immediately struck by lightning

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You can't pry my pronunciation when you take it from my cold, dead hands!!!

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I enjoy the arguments more than the actual issue

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Couldn’t agree more lol

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Like, which way should the toiletpaper go?

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well then, I have the gif for you!

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.

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Thats good, I'd like the transcript for this

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@Technohawk is the original poster. maybe he can help?

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v (Didn't write them down anywhere but in the gif.)

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I find it especially funny because it’s entirely based around justifying what you’re used to saying. It’s totally arbitrary.

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It's not totally arbitrary. One side has linguistics, the creator, and logic on their side; the other has muh fifis.

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Get out of here with your logical arguments.

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Uh, no, the "Jif" side does not have linguistics and logic on their side. They have the creator, and a lame peanut butter pun.

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“Jraphics interchange format”... yep, flawless linguistic logic

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So you're saying that acronyms like SCUBA should be pronounced scuhbaa? Flawless linguistic logic right there

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You called my username and left a message?

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Wait, God could come down with a million *whats* now?

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Angles

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Mornin' Angle.

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"an-geh-lees"

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It is odd to see people act like they are just now learning that the same letter can be pronounced different ways in English.

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Not so much that as what the rules are. "Gif" like "gift" or "graphic." Steve Wilhite was a troll.

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The difference is just that there is logic to both sides of the argument other than "it sounds right".

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I for one cannot wrap my head around it, it drives me to drink. Would anyone else like a gin and tonic?

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My gypsy friend and I were just watching the giraffes after our trip to Georgia.

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Guinness for me.

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I’d like a gigantic gin and tonic and drink it with my ginger friend

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As a Geoff, I prefer gin when germane, but if I start seeing gyrating giraffes, I know I've gone past my preferred genre.

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Graphic Interchange Format.

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But the “p” in “jpeg” has no “h” after it which makes the “f” sound, whereas the “g” in “graphics” is standalone in both.

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I get that. But comparing it to "photographic" doesn't work well. The "p" in "photograph" is pronounced like an "f" because there's a (1/2)

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"h" after it. Whereas in "jpeg" there isn't, so it can be pronounced differently. Whereas the "g" from "graphic" isn't pronounced any (2/?)

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Choosy mothers choose Gif.

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The first moment you see a glimpse of gandalf's real power and you realize he is a scary motherfucker

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.

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Should have had the end with Frodo yelling “Jandalf! Noooo!!!”

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This is wonderful

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My reaction to this meme

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Nice!

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"Gackass"

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fucking gold

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Jold

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Worth every frame

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That was one wild ride

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666 you're welcome

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I lost it at Jondor

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Gackass

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Legoland!

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Lejoland

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I lost it at Gackass

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This is why I still love @imgur, the comments from everyone who enhance the post! Ty

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"It drains my data plan in minutes", should have seen that coming in a .gif with 175MB

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doot

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Kek

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Listen, Legoland

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That's where I went...

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I fucking died right there!

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This is gold

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You’ve never seen this before? Where have you been?

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Over there

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*jold

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I motion that we solve this problem by just using other file types.

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we dont even use gifs. if you upload one to imgur, it gets immediately converted

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Videos do get converted to Gifv, but normal gifs are still around. At least, I've seen several vanilla gif files here

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Amen, it's basically obsolete anyway.

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We can't see your motion if you don't use a GIF.

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Expert in reasonableness here (with formal Linguistics Training). Formal standards of pronunciation are irrelevant. As long as /1

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your understood by your audience a word is considered to be linguistically viable. Language planning processes are usually unsuccessful /2

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outside of formal (eg written) formats. Interestingly the reasons why people come up for definitions / pronunciatiosn are called /3

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folk etymologies. Each way of pronouncing the word word is correct and viable, and what we are seeing is sociological justification /F

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*you're

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I have never seen so much support for the proper pronunciation on imgur before.

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Neither have I. Maybe it's because the people in the image are literally saying they'd argue with a theoretical all-knowing being about who

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I see what you did there.

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is right.

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Also: I'll have a GUH-IN and tonic please.

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Actually gin is derived from the juniper berry so retains the soft G. It has a very good reason for the pronunciation as J

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jo jet a jun and pull the trijjer my nijja.

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Isn't God just a reference though not his proper name so Christians can avoid the commandment about taking his name in vain

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That's kind of half true. The commandment means "don't treat God lightly". But the christian God classically goes by many names.

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i'm pretty sure it's jews but IDK bout christians after all they're both abrahamic faith, as christendom derived from jewism

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My understanding is that "god" was a term used by the Norse to refer to both of their groups of gods the Aesir and the Valr.

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The Aesir and Valr were different, but coexisted and were both worshiped. So, "gods" was used as a catch all, IIRC.

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Nevermind, I'm way off. It's Vanr, not Valr. Although this is interesting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_(word)#Tribal_names

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The general rule is this: if the letter after 'g' is 'e', 'i' or 'y', the pronunciation is a 'soft g' as in 'fringe'. general, giant, etc

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it's an acronym not a noun...it stands for Graphics Interchange Format

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Doesn't matter

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yes it does because it was originally G.I.F.

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No. If its an acronym you say G I F. You don't say gif or jif. When you pronounce it like a word you use english language rules. like George

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But, but, it’s a graphics file...

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And? SCUBA.

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You probably call it aluminium too

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Why yes I do. While we're at it, how do you pronounce bitumen? Bitch you men Or Bye chew men?

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There's a reason aluminium is wrong. https://imgur.com/sx28pIr and if you need more https://books.google.com/books?id=YjMwAAAAYAAJ page 201

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Essentially the guy who discovered it named as was his right, it but someone else popularized the wrong name for the way it sounded.

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Hasn't come up in my daily life so I've not had to pronounce it. according to Google it's either bəˈt(y)o͞omən or bīˈt(y)o͞omən. So it would

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be Bet-you-men or Bite-you-men for an easier way to read it.

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TIL something. Always wondered what the story was with that. In Australia, we use aluminium exclusively.

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the word giant is pronounced with a J

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give/gift are way more similar and are a hard g

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Giraffe.

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The point is there's no hard rule and it's ridiculous to claim one of the two is wrong.

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What about gin? Literally one letter away yet it’s a soft g (I don’t care how people pronounce it as English is v inconsistent)

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What about Guinnes ?

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"Giant" was lifted from the French géant, while "graphics" is a direct lift of graphicus/graphikós.

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So you pronounce it JFEG? since it's a direct lift of Joint Photographic Experts Group?

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If it was spelled JΦEG, then yes. But since the acronym only uses the 1st letter and not the root Greek phi character, I think /p/ is right.

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Look up SCUBA and then explain why we pronounce it SCOO-BAH.

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Not an etymologist or linguist, but English has a habit of favoring the long U if it's before a single consonant and a vowel... (1/x)

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And the short U if it's before an ending consonant or precedes a combination of consonants. All that said, I suspect we agree... (2/x)

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Just pointing out that justifying either position based on the variability of pronunciation is a poor argument, but if you're going to (3/x)

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well it isn't jraphics interchange format so....

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Technically it should be L.A.S.E.R since it stands for light Amplification (by) Stimulated Emission (of) Radiation

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And before you ask, I don't know if I'm fun at parties. I'm too busy saving the internet from mispronunciations

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If that's the case then Ikea should be pronounced "EE Key-Uo"

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In Sweden they say Ee-kay-uh

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Well they are Swedish.

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Imagine if they were danish, then it would be even more confusing

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..I'm intrigued to hear how a Danish person would pronounce it without influence.

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Because there are no other words where G is pronounced like a J... none at all. Totally not like the word... Judge, fridge, George...

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Scuba: self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. You pronounce that sk-uh-bah?

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Wait how else does one pronounce it?

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Scooba

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In addition, "laser"—light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation... should we start saying 'lah-SEER' instead of 'LAY-zer'?

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In Sweden we actually say lah-SEER, so I guess it's all valid as long as we can understand each other.

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Was waiting for the European lol

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Gym Gigantic generation gigantic geography.... There are more

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Try 3 letter words only Gad Gag Gah Gal Gap Gar Gas Gay Get Gig Git Gob God Goo Got Gum Gun Gut Guy Gym - Greek Gel - French Gin - Juniper

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I specifically say jift in order to make people angry.

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Jift

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Giraffe

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In swedish, "gift" is a word, pronounced "jift". Means poison. Also married.

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I see no difference

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In german its pronounced "gift". But it still means poison.

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In english its pronounced gift but its spelt poison...oh wait

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If you want to tell an English speaker how to pronounce the Swedish gift the right way is "yift" with a y not a j

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So it's .yif now? Oh my..

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Two can play this game. Is it pronounced 'Jinger' or 'Ginger'? 'Gym' or 'Jym'? 'Jigolo' or 'Gigolo'? 'Genes' or 'Jenes'? 'Jermany' (1)

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But those don't resemble it as much as give and gift. The creator is free to decide how it's called, but how it's spelled is up to language.

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Or 'Germany'? 'Jerms' or 'Germs'? 'Giraffe' or 'Jiraffe'? 'Jentlemen' or 'Gentlemen'? (2)

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Tell that to my jrandpa, he enjoys jore and will shoot you with his juns you jodless piece of joon

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Hotel? Trivajo.

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Uh, I think the game is more "is it pronounced giraffe or giraffe? Is it pronounced data or data?"

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Uh,

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Yes.

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If we go by old english, it's pronounced...(shudders)...yiff

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Yes. Because yiff were used in late 1700-is.

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Late 1700-is wasn't old English, though. However, I guess he meant how it would be using the rules of pronunciation from OE

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You must be fun at parties :P

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what have you done

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yiff it's true, we have to accept it >:)

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Sounds like a good time.

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But the Y is just a misreading of the old English thorn which is pronounced ... Oh wait, you mean furry porn. Ok I'll shut up.

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Oh my yod..

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If you pronounce it according to spanish rules it’s hif <.<

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OwO

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Holy fuck that Quality! Its Gorgeus!

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In hell!

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Furfag!

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Elliot, you fucking furfag!

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In that case you could have a yiff squeezing jiff in a giff & seriously fuck up someone's day

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Do. Not. Yiff. The. Fox.

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What about the bunny?

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DO NOT YIFF ANY OF THEM OR YOU'RE FIRED

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Ok, YekkoKid, I'll keep that in mind

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Yiff you say?

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Just proof that language changes meaning and pronunciation over time. And that's ok, grandma, I can say awesome without over using it!

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yes

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Dude that's how you get murdered.

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NOW YOU'VE DONe IT

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But why the fuck would we go by old English?

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the furries: https://imgur.com/NOECI0s

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Sigh... @ElbowDeepInAHorse any input?

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My bad. Must have missed that.

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he replied after your comment, amusingly his reply and your comment were right next to each other

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That's not furry sex, it's just bestiality.

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.

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DO NOT Google that!

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DEFINITELY Google that

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Perv! XD

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Username... hopefully checks out?

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You know it

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I imagine borat saying this lol

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Okay, thanks, Yod. I'll keep that in mind.

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If I wanted someone else's comeback I would have wiped it off your mom's chin.

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Well time to never use reactions ever again.

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You rang?

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Yiff me wolfdaddy

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MORE WOLFJOB!

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BARRY

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Incoming, haha

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This is somehow even funnier.

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The animation in that move is so fucking good.

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I'm gonna guess he just opened a door leading to a room covered with framed dick pics.

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Close, he opened the door to a nude resort

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Oh, I've seen the movie, but a hall of framed dick pics was funnier to me. :)

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YES. VERY!

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That is a lot of stuff to take in all at once.

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There is not enough...! Man, there is that one comic between those two, that's having a cliff hangar for 8 months now...

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That could actually be my gf...

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Username relevant

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That subtle tail wagging is a killer

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I'm not well versed in furry vernacular, what does yiff stand for or mean?

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porn / furry sex

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Specifically, yiff is furry porn, but to yiff is to have sex

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It comes from the sound foxes make when they "do the deed".

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Sex

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Between your avatar & your name, you seem to be the expert: Why do furries not just call it "sex"? I was expecting a clever acronym :-)

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To my knowledge, Paradox here is accurate

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Apparently something about the sound foxes make when they do it

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Yup

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Ok, thank you. My curiosity is now satisfied.

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Creator of the file format says jif, but in the end, it's an acronym and not a word, so there is no right way.

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Look up the definition of an acronym then. Maybe that'll help you understand how wrong your comment is.

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An acronym is being said AS a word. (If you have to spell it out, it is only an initialism.)

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Pedantic: There are multiple right ways.

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Right? The creator of it can say it’s pronounced “bof” But I’m not doing that stupid shit

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I used to say gif until I read Steve Wilhite pronounces it with a "j".

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WRONG.jif

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Ha, i juess so

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There is a .jif file extension. JPEG Image File.

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It's just jpeg

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Pronounced jay-feg

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Clearly

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False. Acronyms have proper pronunciation. PIN, SCUBA, LASER, for example.

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Dictionary agrees on all of those, not for gif. It says both are correct, and they are the authority on that.

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I'm gonna start saying "gee-eye-eff", to piss off both parties.

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I honestly don't get why some people get so argumentative over it.

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There's also a graphics format that is called JIF, wtf do we do?

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Say it gee eye eff.

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But there is a wrong way

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I pronounce it as giff because it stands for "graphics interchange format" and "giff" uses the correct pronunciation for the first letters.

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What about scuba, laser, or radar?

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JPEG

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Yeah, jfeg

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Before I heard others saying it, I just spelled out the letters. Gee Eye Eff.

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There's no absolute "right way" for words either; it's all determined by what is commonly accepted.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The right way is the way that it is commonly accepted.

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Different dialects of any language have different pronunciations and different vocabularies, so not "correct" just "accepted"

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A-A-ron can suck a dick about pronunciations.

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Look man..... How do you say "graphical"? End of discussion

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Look man, how do you say underwater? End of discussion. (Scuba)

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Do you think people from the UK argue this much about the pronunciation?

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I use a hard "g" because .jif is a thing.

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I honestly said gif until I heard others say gif, and also "it's a GIFt". Plus it stands for graphic, not generated, so imo it goes guh. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...first of all I'm facepalming that I spelled it the same way both times... (I honestly said *jif until i heard others say gif). Anyway 2/3

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So then to hear that the creator calls it jif, I now go back and forth and don't care, and when others argue about it I just wanna move on.

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I like this answer!

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NO ITS GIF JIF IS FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!

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Giganitic giraffe

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Yeah that's why he named it that because moms like you choose jif was a popular jingle at the time. He thought it was punny

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Then he should have spelled it that way.

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It's an acronym? And G can be pronounced as a J just like it is in many other words? Giraffe, gym, giant, etc?

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Or you can pronounce the G like graphics.

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Scuba, laser, radar, tell me you pronounce those like the words the represent. Protip: you don't.

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So.... I’m admitting my ignorance and I gotta ask what the acronym stands for, please tell

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Graphics interchange format, though that is irrelevant to pronunciation

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Found the peanut butter fanboy.

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Found sk-uh-bah guy

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I had no idea, thanks!

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I think Smuckers should sue him for trademark infringement.

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Correction; acronyms are initialisms that can be pronounced as words, so there is technically a grammatically correct pronunciation. (1/2)

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That said, it's pretty obscure grammar, so I just stick by the policy that I don't correct someone unless they start the argument. (2/2)

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Dictionary says both are grammatically correct, so, neither is THE correct way. Just A correct way.

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Nah, the dictionary says both are accepted pronunciations, which is totally cool. They don't comment on English pronunciations rules.

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If they are both valid pronunciations, then neither breaks a grammatical rule, no?

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People pronounce criminy as "CRIME-inee" and "CRIM-inee". The first is technically correct, but it's a regional thing. Dictionaries (1/2)

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P.S.: When you have g-i- followed by a single consonant, it's a j sound. It's a rule we integrated from French. Giraffe, gigantic, (1/2)

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ginormous, gingivitis (two-for-one there); an exception is gibberish, which is weird because it's based on "gib" as in mouth. (2/2)

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Oh, also, if there's two consonants after it, it's almost always a hard g, and if there's a vowel after it, it's usually soft.

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and he's wrong and that's sad. he created the damn thing

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[Citation needed]

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literally every other word starting with "gif" in the english language is pronounced that way, not as if it starts with a j

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So? Lots of words with just Gi are pronounced like a J, what does the F do?

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settles the pronounciation

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I'll start pronouncing scuba: scub-ay.

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"Scubb-why. Why? Because I can!"

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Everyone knows the U stands for "underwater", so it's sc-uuh-ba

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Why not?

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And Radar as Rawdar

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That's actually how Spanish speakers say it, as they have fairly consistent pronunciation rules.

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I could also pull out the dictionary argument, where gif and jif are correct but only the scooba pronunciation is correct lol.

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So maybe we should says GEE AI EF

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Too much effort :p

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These would be Initials. Not an acronym.

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My name Gee ai ef!

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JEE AI EF

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GEE AI EF!

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How does one pronounce "GUI" or better yet. "Graphic"

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I have never heard anything other than reading out the letters in GUI, and what an acronym stands for doesn't dictate pronounciation.

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I fully pronounce G-U-I, but in University the profs and younger generation pronounce it Gooey. I don't know...

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What counts as younger generation? I'm only 19?

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That's about right, I'm generalizing of course.

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I'm in my 40s, work in software dev, and have never heard anyone spell it out. It's always "gooey". Maybe it's regional, I don't think /1

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it's generational though. /2

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Actually people who invent words determine how they're pronounced. Knight, pneumonia, are examples.

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I too say jif. But tell that to the dictionary, you know?

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Neither of these were invented by a specific person, they were both developed naturally just like most of language, both the k in knight-

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and the p in pneumonia were both originally pronounced, and in the inventor of something had ultimate authority on such-

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matters, then Uranus's name would be George, as its discoverer insisted it be named. And in any case that's not how language works.

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v

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"Jopher1964"

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Lol

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Gin is my favourite one. It's literally one letter off and has the J sound.

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Gin is a poor example http://howtoreallypronouncegif.com

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The origin of the word doesn't in fact matter. The only thing that matters is that there are these exceptions. That alone makes it valid.

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So, not only does it meet already established english rules, which that there are exceptions, it's also what the inventor intended.

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He's not a fucking linguist

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I'd venture that neither are you.

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Neither are parents that say YzdfYtx is pronounced like Sandra, but the creators get input into what its called and how its pronounced

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Maybe they get input, but no more than every other Yahoo on the internet. If YzdfYtx tells me it's Yizz-dif-yittix, that's what I go with,

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And fuck that lame ass 'Sandra' bullshit.

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So? He invented the acronym. That's like saying a company can't choose how it's never is pronounced.

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How it's name* is pronounced. I'm no pro at typing.

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I'm gonna start a company, call it HENTAI, but it's pronounced "Art".

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Do it.

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Sure, why not?

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Yes, I get the joke. Please save me the pain.

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The creator said it, so that's how it is. Acronyms still have pronunciation

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I'm a jif guy because nobody has ever made a strong aregument for gif, but that's just me. Dictionary says both :/

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Their argument is it comes from graphics interface format (I think), and graphics has a hard g. The counterargument to that is scuba

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And laser, and radar, yeah I know. Like I said, no strong arguments.

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There are plenty of strong arguments backed by Linguistics. The creator chose that pronunciation, but had to clarify because people naturall

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when words are created from acronyms they follow the same rules of pronunciation as any other word so it would not be a soft G

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When I was a wee lass and I saw my first cat.gif, I read it as "cat dot jif", and it stuck. Pronounce it however seems right to you!

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Aye, pronouncing it the RIGHT way I see

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It's a graphic, not a peanut butter.

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Scuba, It's underwater, not oonderwater.

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Is this agreeing with my comment or not? Because mine was a joke that it isn't "JIF" because it's not a peanut butter.

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He’s making the point that that’s a useless argument since it’s silly to say since a thing is pronounced one way nothing else can anymore

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Well it's not jraphics interchange format now is it?

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Is gift pronounced jift?

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I love that snoop dogg jam, “Gin (hard G) and juice”

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Gin is more similar to gif than gift is? TIL

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Exactly!

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Why are they booing you?! You're right!

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Like "giraffics"?

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Doesn't matter, it's an acronym. Pronounced as a separate word with the language pronunciation rules applied to it. Giraffe, not Guiraffe

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Gerard, gym, gigantic, generation, generosity, etc. And those are just words that START with the soft G. So your argument is invalid

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'Generosity interchange format' would be 'jif'. 'Graphics interchange format' is a hard 'g', therefore 'gif'.

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So, bringing up a previously mentioned word, SCUBA should be pronounced skuh-buh, rather than skoo-buh? Because no one does that.

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Gift, give, etc. It's gif with a hard g.

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Why is this downvoted? The closest english word we have is gift. It's not shocking to assume it's pronounced the same way as gift.

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Graphic is not one of those words. The argument, while not absolute, does have weight.

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We pronounce Giraffe as Jiraffe and Gift as Gift. The G has no constant sound.

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It does follow rules though. English is a hybrid of multiple languages. All words with French roots follow French rules and have soft G's

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Well, it does. The problem is that it has 2. (Or more if you include digraphs and diphthongs)

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When I first saw "gif", I immediately thought of "gift" and pronounced it accordingly. Saying "jif" never even occurred to me. Especially /1

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since there's already a known spelling for "jif", the peanut butter. /2

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How do you pronounce "gin"?

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How do you pronounce gift though? The argument doesn't really work because english has multiple answers.

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'Graphics' is a hard 'g', ergo its acronym does too.

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What about the other common image format, JPEG?

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SCUBA. Ergo, your argument is completely incorrect.

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Oh I'm sorry let go to Africa and see a Guh-rrafe

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The point isn't that those words do not exist, but that graphic is not one of them.

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But, as has been addressed many times, acronyms don't always abide by the pronunciation of the words that they contain.

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I wouldn't suggest it as a universal rule. It just seems like a sensible dividing line with the typical rules of pronunciation are so

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That'd be a neat GIFT

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We also don’t pronounce SCUBA as skuh-buh. Acronym pronunciation doesn’t follow the underlying words they abbreviate.

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I pronounce SCUBA as 'Skuh-buh'. How the hell do you pronounce it?

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Skoo-buh

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I’m just here to point out that Zoology is pronounced Zo-ology not Zoo-ology

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Thanks, I was going to direct him to this exact point :p

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To piggyback onto that point there is also 'AWOL' or 'SWAT' for example.

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Or PETA ( should be pet-aa, not Pee- tah)

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Laser and radar, too

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NASA

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But there are general rules of pronunciation that provide a clear preference in those cases. Gif is ambiguous. Taking the sound from its

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Root doesn't seem unreasonable in this case.

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"we also don't pronounce SCUBA skuh-buh" uh maybe you don't but I definitely do...what does this scuba stand for btw

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If you're trying to pronounce it like the letters in each word are you're doing it wrong. Gotta put a Boston stank on it -scuhbah

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

self-contained underwater breathing apparatus

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Closest wor to gif is gift, end of discussion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

But gif pronounced like gift doesn't sound like a word, because it isn't. So it doesn't matter if you use a j sound.

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If you pronounce jiff because the creator wanted to make a pun instead of looking at already existing words, you don't understand language

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Imgurians like puns butt hate gif being pronounced jif. The whole reason it was pronounced jif was to be a pun of "Moms like you choose Jif"

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What with the butt hate

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I kinda like "butt hate" more.

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How is that a pun though?

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That's not a pun...and not even funny.

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Well I got the pun wrong see the other comment below. Also since when are puns funny?

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That's kinda the point. They are a humorous play on words.

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I love puns butt

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It was from Jif peanut butter commercials. "Choosy moms choose Jif!" so "Choosy developers choose Gif!"

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Thank you I messed that one up

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