lifeisadadjoke
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Splash Mo
My son and I were doing a typical onride photo pose on Splash Mountain. Didn't see the extra hilarity until we saw the photo. Of course, we had to buy this one.
FP edit: Whoa...I posted this for my Cake Day yesterday. Did not expect this to hit FP at all. Thanks everyone for making it better. Send on-ride photos!
myhappyanonplace
Lol bought the photo cause if other ppl lol
idiotn00b
What is this garbage
darianzg
When I worked there we had a secret hall of shame photo collection the public wouldn’t see. Lots of nudity. But even more stupidity.
Zulzima
jackals84
Every onride photo looks like it was taken in 1993. Clothes, picture quality, haircuts, everything.
yupthisisgoingtowork
mainlanders? yeah, probably mainlanders.
ilovecake
Fuck Splash Mountain. Shit traumatized me when I was a child.
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Because where they're from touching the water might kill you
chickenoodlesoup
user name checks out.
fuzzlog
Jack Bauer wastes no time planning his next 24 hours.
europenudist
"I went on space mountain several times *clap clap*"
Awmpuiitckhawlhring169
????????
DMGwhoyoutellin
I'm dumb. I thought he was opening a Wiiiii. Woops.
BunSnugsJoey
Well yeah, fake waves hurt way more.
iswim
How does unfunny, uninteresting crap like this get to the frontpage?
VaterIsVet
Good thing he has his park map, it's always good to reference your park map so you know where you are on the park map.
lifeisadadjoke
My son (in the photo) is a theme park map pro, from age 4 onward (now 15 and taller than me). He's got so many maps...
WallyWallters
SolarDildo
everypostepic
TheNoodleMagnet
Fucking Asians. ... it's always the fucking asians
DimmestLemming
Watch it buddy
NachoPete
Fucking Asians? That would explain why there's so many of them.
magnepCat
Said the noodle magnet. Yup...
shitheadtookmyname
Your mom's a noodle magnet