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Found this scrolling through Facebook
Sep 20, 2016 8:29 PM
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Found this scrolling through Facebook
eggsovermiami
I read it like he was yelling
Saddler12
What the fuck do you need to do to get the name "Berdseed"?
RideTheTiger
Equinsu ocha!
CarlitaJones
I can't upvote because I don't understand what the the hell is going on here.
emptyology
skweezy jibbs
wolfking97
OP WE NEES UPDATES ON BIRDSEED
swanglemydangle
Does party jelly help find all the small cuts in your mouth when you drink it
Tornadotaco
Dunno but vodka does
Arodef
Shitlips3000
Classic Berdseed.
carlosmencianumberone
ayyy Skweezy Jibbs
wwdd41
AMEN
FreshOutOfMercy
This was really wild to read in 2021
Gottabeginger
Amen?
JDRingo
TOOK A DUMP IN HIS OWN MOUTH
MeasuredByFive
Help is needed.
ShortBreadSpicyFood
AMEN
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
I read this like 6 times before I accepted that I understood it the first time
kcufuck
The best part is, you're friends with people who associate with him. Pretty sure most of your fb is filled with people you don't know.
six2midnight
For some reason, I strangely hope this is real.
bittykittyoverlord
This could be fake, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if it was real.
PNSux
Dats my boy Skweezy. He's legit AF.
strugglecuddles
... incredible.
MyNameChris
Is this a real thing? Do people honestly consume hand sanitizer? I need some more info on this..
evarayder
I worked at a hospital that had to switch to non-alcoholic hand sanitizer for this very reason. Amen berdseed.
BenjaminOsborn
...if there were ever proof that we didn't evolve, these chucklefucks are it.
sambekal
Thank you for "chucklefucks"...borrowing that.
BenjaminOsborn
Spread it around
redmangc
One is fake, sqweezy is a YouTube personality he's a parody of all that is white trash wigger
mirrorz
Party. Jelly.
boobert
Not even once
BooBooBritches
Berdseed.
RobertLoblaw
Skweezy. Jibbs.
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
Gutural Pig Squeal.
IToldNeilToStepFirst
Legs.
mmaatt8
Can someone please translate
Tornadotaco
My friend got drunk by swallowing hand sanitizer and said something racist to a man who then broke his legs 1/2
Tornadotaco
I can no longer call him a friend. His behavior is inexcusable. Last time he swallowed hand sanitizer he deficated in his own mouth.
dietluigi
Drank hand sanitizer at Wendey's, went outside, called a black marine a nigger, got his legs broken.
dietluigi
Last time he drank hand sanitizer, he did a hand stand against a wall at 7/11 and took a shit, letting it fall in his own mouth.
Zhesion
#dicksoutforberdseed
OldManTaylor
Hahahahahahah im dying
MyFartsHitMyBalls
#DicksOutForPartyJelly
MyFartsHitMyBalls
#DicksOutForPartyJelly
amw666
No
notgonnatellyoumudaphucka
No. But upvoted anyway.
OriginaIPoster
You shoot me, I shoot you?
iamthisguy247
Too late.
IHateTryingToFindAUserNameThatIsNotTaken
What the fuck did I just read?
Mayokopp
My first thought too. I don't even get the slightest bit of context out of reading this
13thDukeofWybourne
The Chronicles of Berdseed, Volume I
sendstufftomyinbox
The tales of Berdseed
TheBostonBruins
Berdseed be trippin
helpusdrzaius
He somersaulted himself up against the wall at the 711 and took a dump in his own mouth.
rubbarz
Cancer
ScummyMcBum
The affects of party jelly on the brain.
garyjwu
*effects. Nice to see a fellow party jellier.
ScummyMcBum
Damn it.
redmangc
Skwizzey, jibbs he's a former radio dj and current YouTuber he's a parody quite funny
yhellothargoodsir
He was fairly well known on offtopic.com a long while back. Haven't been to that site in ages. Didn't know his char was still around
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Former Radio DJ. Before he got on the party jelly train?
fistermatic5000
Berdseed man. That's my nigga
ElRadis
I despair for the human race
mrhobbybob
Darwin award contender
tentaclefriendly
Evolution trying its damnedest
RideTheTiger
Gentlemen! I have translated his confusing gutter speak into our language and I shall share it so you may better understand what happened...
RideTheTiger
*Adjusts monocle* Thoughts and prayers for my good friend BerdSeed. We were at Wendy's, when he went into the bathroom and got "fucked up"..
RideTheTiger
on hand sanitizer, which he calls "party jelly." Anyways, he came back and instantly started screaming about reverse racism. He said...
RideTheTiger
"That he was going to go protest." So he ran outside and screamed the "N-word" at a black fellow, and I guess he was a Marine. The Marine...
RideTheTiger
proceeded to brake his legs. All the while, I stayed out of it.
YouHadMeAtHell
Get well soon, Berdseed
iamthisguy247
Amen
swanglemydangle
Oh you shared this?
YouHadMeAtHell
I did indeed. Although I don't know Mr Berdseed personally, I truly hope he has a quick and easy recovery. 1/2
YouHadMeAtHell
I asked my local Pastor (Tom) to mention Mr Berdseed at the next mass next Sunday. God bless you, imgur and Mr Berdseed.
Camie2726
My IQ dropped 20 points just reading this...
Stebeven116
Whats a iq?
zaman221
Skweezy Jibbs telling it like it is. Fuckin amen to that brother
ShmoeJoeHoe
What are you going to do with the remaining 3?
awesame12
What's it like being in the negative?
ElRadis
Only 20?
Neoqueen
It was definitely more than that
notabrainlet
He didn't have much to work with from the get-go.
CorneliusCornwall
Bob no word spek no more. Think head hurt