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Feb 1, 2018 2:23 AM
AndrewOt
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teamsleeper
DontTrustMyProfessionalOpinion
axeassasin
Living in southern Arizona I saw that coming!
PaulyParker
FilthyRaider
At that point you say "My work here is done" and run off
VodkaPls
Make sure you take the little stick with you.
attenzioneee
i still wonder how many douple posts within 2 weeks are inc.
hedcase
Mekanismen
I knew exactly what was gonna happen. Still had to watch to make sure
FoxVoxDK
What are those things anyway?
AntaNce
cholla, or jumping cactus. nasty. http://www.redcliffsdesertreserve.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Cholla-3.jpg stay away form them.
tzxAzrael
tbf, "legs" is as much at fault as "stick" for standing with his (?) legs so close together
Trekahn
Looks like they are getting help from a little snek
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
That's what I thought! It looked like it had a little mouth and everything
PhoenixMelee
12pharoh21
I would like to hear the audio that went with this... It has to be hilarious.
akalien
look at IsNice's comment
TheRealityWithin
You son of a bitch...
hyaenidae
Doing the devil's work
12pharoh21
YOU BASTARD!!! Well played!
secretoaster
That went exactly as I hoped for.
WhatAboutReefer
I'd have taken my shoes off and used them as gloves.
Ghost662
I'd have used two sticks and basically made chopsticks.
nitodico
Doesnt works trust me
Vaenaemoenen
You, sir, have floppy shoes!
OweMiGurd
We have to do that one time when we went fishing. My brother forgot the bag that contained both the pliers and the knife. We caught a 1/
OweMiGurd
Stingray, and being Aussie, Steve irwins death played heavily in our minds. So my brother shoe gloved the sting, and my friend shoe gloved2/
OweMiGurd
The stingrays face while I tried to bite through the fishing line. What a terrifyingly Hilarious day that was.
100percentgenuineimitation
and that is why when in Arizona, you always carry a comb! To remove Cholla
CrossThreadedLids
My dumbass kid thought it'd be fun to totter around an AZ park in heels. Ended how you'd imagine, thank God for a leatherman
Showmeyourotters
I keep a comb in my first aid kit.. and one in my purse.. and one in my dog's backpack.. Y'know. Just in case.
InappropriateElephant
i knew what was coming and still laughed like an idiot.
bizzarotime
Welcome to Arizona! Wide tooth combs are the best for getting these fucks out. Or a catchers mitt. I've used both.
AntaNce
i got TWO in each vehicle. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91Bq-19gAAL._SL1500_.jpg dollar store!
Bobblesisaderpcat
I got one of these cactuses stuck in my shoe. I snapped it off and the barb got left behind under the tendon of my toe. Had to have surgery
zubatman
Static electricity makes it jump
ItsAPunderfulworld
Ladies and germs, this is why its a solid idea to wear jeans when hiking.
deletedeletedelete
Living in the Midwest, you get good a taking these off with your bare hands!
AntaNce
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91Bq-19gAAL._SL1500_.jpg COMBS!
deletedeletedelete
Good idea
AntaNce
works. yep. nasty things.
heebiejeepie
Your insurance only covers your left leg. That will now be $1500.00
2sday
So, I've been having a slightly bad day, this just made me laugh. Thank you
MrsQuesadillas
Wtf is this ?????
RenaissanceFaireMan
A stick.
Jerojero
It’s a cactus!
AntaNce
jumping cactus, cholla. nasty
MrsQuesadillas
Had to google bc I thought you were calling me a chola! Lol
AntaNce
omg, lol. badly phrased on my part. but then you COULD be a chola, idk!
MrsQuesadillas
TRU
HonchKing1
LustyRazor
experiment91
Umm, so I’m not cultured. What am I looking at?
RenaissanceFaireMan
A pair of legs?
Jomini001
Jumping cactus.
akalien
its a kind of cactus bur, the entire thing is covered in harpoon like spines that tear out and spike in like 10th person needles
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
It's a fucknugget. Get it on you, you'll go FUCK!
Silverstream94
It's a part of the teddy bear cholla cactus if I'm not mistaken. Coyote Peterson fell into one while trying to catch a tarantula hawk 1/2
Silverstream94
For his educational YouTube channel, Brave Wilderness. Yes, he's the guy who got stung by the bullet ant.
IsNice
It's so much better with sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
AskMeQuestionsaboutStarWars
XcQ... NAH SON THIS AINT MY FIRST RODEO
NordicJew
This brought back so many memories hahaha
pacey5714
fidormula
Dick.
sneakybeaver154
*Cunt
convex64
Wow haven't been Rick rolled in years +1
Desenski
My work has been playing 80's music lately. And this came on today.....
FreggDillmilker
Its been makin a lil comeback, or had, idk if its still makin a comeback
nutmegwolf
followthewhiterabbit
well played...sob
cyclemess
Wow.
slamthesix
I was so excited too!!!
SaltyInternetPirate
I should have read the url...
YoshisLeftNut
butIdontownasuitJudith
zxczxcvfdsd
.
AwesomeMixVol6
Ohhhhhohohohohooo
willtherealTitsMcGeepleasestandup
FUCK
dakull
oh wow. I wanted to hear the sound of pain ... well, I guess I got it
Cardingo
Haha fuck you!!
LordGabenPraiser
son of a bitch
CaptainQuarkk
.
Rizrael
Bryanv95
Ha didn’t get me VEVO blocked it ????
WhatAboutReefer
Holy shit... In 2018? Good one fucker
FoxVoxDK
Lol, I needed that today. :P
BatmanRidingANarwhal
MollyNapQueen
Fucker!
Sillyhammer
damn you.
thefancytaco
Fuck you and everything you love
Thefordmechanic
lazysombrero
Fu
radioGifDriver
I... I hate you
TheMaXX37
Jokes on you! I always listen to the whole song, it is a classic!! ( +1 )
Ofae
I just got Rick rolled
KipFisto
honestly didn't expect that... +1
Ventrix
TheMasterKee
So much better with sound, thank you my good man.
DragonDildoChandelier
I recognize that URL anywhere...
BabyGraAvy
Got em
zozororo
A+
yosoyunosojustsoyouknowso
What is that?
msbilliejean
.
jnmontero07
That is a Chollo cactus plant. They are extremely light and super sharp. They are a lot more dangerous then they look! Trust me
InnovativeDuck
Think of it like, barbed, stabby needle things.
Showmeyourotters
Cholla, which is literally nicknamed Jumping Cactus. Imo it's the worst cactus you can get into. Iirc it's attracted to static electricity
Showmeyourotters
which is why it "jumps" onto his other leg. Certain times of year if you walk too close to a plant it'll jump off it and onto you.
Jerojero
I need to know
Noevilgifs
The reasson why people call Arizona the outback of the US
FutureArtSchoolDropout
spiky ball
Willowofwisp
Looks like a sea urchin to me
StepRightUp
I thought it was a dandelion puff at first. So, I was confused why person was sicking a tiny snake at it. Also I may need glasses
BlackDeathZombieSwede
Thank you! I was so confused
lecrinkle
Also known as teddy bear cactus. Or is that something different. Either way this is why you don't wear shorts in the Mojave.
Mishn0
Teddy Bear is one variety of jumping cholla. Cody Peterson plays with one in his episode with the tarantula hawk.
Showmeyourotters
I actually would rather get this while wearing shorts (I'm in AZ) bc w/ jeans I've had tiny spines get stuck and keep poking me until I
Showmeyourotters
was able to undress, and I've had my jeans specifically pick some up I wouldn't have gotten wearing shorts.
DuchessGummiBunns
Omg yes
Trustmeimadogtor
Cholla! Out of all the desert plants that want to stab you, this is the most aggressive.
BananasAreFood
How does it do that?
Trustmeimadogtor
Cholla are not usually barbed...? But they are sticky and they drop those little pieces like in the vid that easily fly up and get you
lotrmith
The spikes are not only barbed, but they are razor sharp on their edges so you can't even touch them.
MrDrMuffinPants
Barbed spikes I think, for extra fuck you.
RydWolf
The spines are very pointy, and have microscopic barbs that let them cling (penetrate) very easily.
myotherusernameismyotherusername
RenaissanceFaireMan
It's a stick.
caunphety
Honestly thought it was a snake at first. Lol
Ohfishyfishyfishyfish
and some legs
glassweaver
False. It's a pair of legs.
cj89898
Hot dogs
17AndDeadInside
False. It’s the Trojan horse.
Carbonmonoxide
no its becky
RenaissanceFaireMan
No, this is Patrick.
xbolt
Jumping cholla.
yosoyunosojustsoyouknowso
We have a lot of those in L.A. *sensible chuckle*
senorsurlyman
I refer to the as Barking Chalupas. Do NOT eat them. Trust...
iluvtigress
Learned my something new for the day! I’ve never been to any dessert areas so never knew this existed
mikanskittles
Worse, Arizona. This happened to my husband once when he was trying to kick it off a trail. Stuck to his shoe. Just don't touch them ????
MordorGate
Why?
ThisOneKid
It's a mini nuclear bomb in disguise.
MordorGate
?
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
I’m gonna take a wild guess. Australia?
PinkFlamingo1986
For once it has nothing to do with us.
SomeCrazyNerd
But it sounds mexican.
Potato2203
As an Australian i can say we are the land of animals that want you dead, not plants
Cavemango
But also some plants...
whoopsywoo
Arizona, its a cactus.
DeathReaper7291
oohh, i thought theodd1sout was kidding when he was talking about jumping cactus...
EGOT
Okay I've been in Arizona for a year and this is the first I've heard of this.
Natsumori
Also known as teddy bear cactus.
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
Wait. And how did it jump if it’s a cactus? Is it bouncy? Or did the other guy pull it so far. My brain
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CountTyroneRugen
The ones around me that are called jumping cholla actually have spines that are quite long, but two-toned, making them look shorter than
IdkWhatIsThis
So hi there, Arizonan as well. They are called jumping chollas because they are weakly attached to each other so when they fall off (easily)
woogigooie
Idk for sure how they work, (and I live here) but maybe they're extremely light and have hooked thorns