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Jan 17, 2017 10:34 AM
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Krayin78
He's a modern Aristotle
FiveOhFive
Who the hell can tell me I can't throw things in a volcano? It isn't like you own it.
HolyLemons
Best argument for biscuits I've heard in a long time. Better start eating.
SithRuleOfTwo
He makes me laugh like Ricky Gervais
LeahShine88
I hope one day to be as insightful as Karl Pilkington
KHeller2000
That's my.. Name !
SuperSabre
He would make a great American.
scrubdug
Idiot Abroad is hilarious! Karl is awesome
abbyrose91
Omg I love him! That show is great.
olfreaklegs
Love the show, main reason I wanted to name my ca Karl.
theeviltaco
Is he a moron or an incredible comedian? Cant be both right? A comedian this funny cant be stupid and an idiot this funny has to be sincere.
GhostOfHitler
The little round headed buffoon
sarzaya
Fave Idiot Abroad: they try to torture him by putting him in a cave across from Petra. Rather b n cave looking @Petra than in P looking @C
WyattskinthatsmokewagonEarp
A very wise cabbage
TheAlrightWallofChina
Words to live by. Also, my username is relevant.
Derplord
We have hammocks at work... we're not allowed to sleep in them. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT IN HAVING THEM THEN
CellPrincess
This makes me want to rewatch the show. Is it still on Netflix?
CantonahM8
Every pub in Manchester has a bald wise Karl, ours is called Bollock'ed. still don't know his real name
ilikecheeseburgers
worxharder
I actually agree with his lady eating scorpions opinion.
SteelMakesMeHard
So is it Carl or Karl?
BritishBatman
It's like he's accidentally hilarious
Steed
Wondered about this, whether he's very intelligent and puts these points across seeming like a moron, or if he's genuinely thick.
TheAdditionalPylon
He is the embodiment of Britishness.
idontmindselfies
Stephen Fry weeps*
TheAdditionalPylon
As much as I love Fry. Karl is the voice of what we're all thinking.
trapinch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNtTlyWl_oI&t=1s Karl Pilkington on body transplant, 5:08 funniest line he's ever said.
ThwompStomp
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clutchthepearls
That was great. Karl's rambling is the only thing that can make Ricky Gervais' cackling worth it.
madbydesign
Head like a fuckin' orange.
JAFIOI
Teach them to ask for milk!
Greengobling
Karl pulpington
LapisLazuli94
Round headed Mancunian mong
RyanTheComputerGuy
Head like a half sucked mango
achirion
DavidRobertson19
He is so right about the volcano
Iaimtomisbehave
He's right about getting a van too.
animatic
The baby in the bucket looks photoshopped in, but I'm thinking it's real.
debugstatement
America could use a visit from Bullshit Man.
throatcoat
Watch The Moaning of Life on Netflix, He came here a bit. Same in An Idiot Abroad.
redbob5k
now there are moments i think to myself, "dammit, wheres bullshit man?"
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
He does raise some excellent points
Sacurason
Local radio show - Guy 1: We can't land on Jupiter, it's made of gas, you idiot! Guy 2: Well, why are we talking about it, then?
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
Littlebabyrapist
No he doesn't. You're a retard who doesn't understand logistics, economy or any other aspect of life if you agree with him. Also he's a cunt
idontmindselfies
Understand logistics? Do you mean logic?
flikrdoodles
I don't know if I want to agree with a baby rapist.
Downvotingfairy
Oh he is? Have you met him? I heard he's a pretty decent guy. I mean he fucking built a house for the poor. More than you've ever done.
GymTinderLaundry
Ru ok
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Who wanked in your coffee?
ifuckinglovesquirrels
Hahahahahaha I'm gonna use that one, thank you
OverMyDadBody
He does. Watch his series - An Idiot Abroad. The first season you will symphatize with him. The second one will make you say what a brick.
throatcoat
I like 'The Moaning of Life" more than An Idiot Abroad. This one he seems to complain a bit less, and actually tries a little more things.
OverMyDadBody
You will definitely hate Ricky Gervais after this though
koreankidfromaroundtheblock
........,
OverMyDadBody
Yes
Caniac
He sure wore down Warrick Davis' enthusiasm pretty quickly
OverMyDadBody
He got it back later :)
KrondorMocker
Eggbutts
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
This is brilliant +1
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
Exactly, I mean where else do you sacrifice virgins, pfft heathens
TheFrenchestFry
It's been a life goal of mine to pee into one of these. I kinda want to see what happens when pee touches lava...
dav3nasty
Smelly frothy steam....
ArionBaratheon
Of it's a source block, it'll turn to obsidian, otherwise, cobblestone
Solivoid
The pee would evaporate before it even touched the lava.
IAmTheBadW01f
I think you're overestimating the temperature, according to Wikipedia lava is liquid around 700-1200 C. A candle flame is around 1000 C.
Solivoid
But a candle cannot sustain that initial temperature across a large volume, unlike a darn volcano.
davezo
Maybe I've been listening to Karl too much recently, but I'm beginning to understand him. I mean, I've never seen an old man eating a Twix
SomeRandomNobhead
What about a black ghost tho?
Pishposhbingbong
There really are loads of biscuits too, isn't there?
DeadHamster
But have you seen a homeless chinese midget?
BoozeHound001
Once, he came to me in a religious vision. Or maybe it was a drunken haze. Or possibly an ice cream headache.
DerpyWerm
Ah, yes. Can be a tad difficult to tell those three apart sometimes, especially with how often at least one of those happens