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GratuitousMastication
That's how you get aids...or not. I'm not a effin doctor
PooterTootExpress
That little hop
Zorathex
Rat: "What is my purpose?" Girl: "you grab tissues" Rat: "oh my god"
TeriyakiTyphoon
"What is my purpose?" - Tissue Rat
bluemilk4me
She got the expensive wireless mouse, mine just eats batteries and blinds me when it tips over
EsonTheSearcher
I like how it shoves it in its mouth and is like, that won't work, shoves it in more.
DailyJapanPost
"How much of this can I eat before she notices?"
MargaretTiger
Rats are seriously under-rated pets.
Odiin46
Yah, I mean sure, Ron's pet may have betrayed his friends, but that was only once
Boppster
that close to being a perfect loop.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
I always upvote pet rats.
TeeMee123
if u laser a rat in just the right way it will start attacking small things
gluecake
Once, I saw a squirrel w/ a napkin/paper towel bigger than itself. It methodically stuffed the entire thing inside its cheeks, then ran off
gluecake
Every time I think about this, I can't stop maniacally laughing and I'm not sure why. But it's my favourite memory to date.
cyberspork
Good dog!
lokazaki14
Cool Chihuahua
applesapplesapples
I like rodentia
teslaisawesome
Zardulu?
theironWombat
That's a good dog but it looks kinda weird
shebyl6
I always upvote ritties!!!
zagitariuzzodiac
Stomach growling. Put on chef hat, goes to kitchen. 5min later. House on fire.
DaPhil
Cool !!!
NickKad
kryptonianson
Coolest thing I've ever seen.
ZacWasTaken
Rats actualy make great pets. Not as good as ferrets
Potenze
What a good doggo.
lowlight27
Did you know that rats pee all the time?
EchoDelta141
"What is my purpose?" "You pass tissue"
PainfullySynestheic
Stuart Little's black cousin?
OneManFlashMob
And people say Rats spread the plague! Well fuck you Historians!!
sirkekes
not all rats..
neitherkestrel
I've seen Monsters Inside Me. http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/monsters-inside-me/videos/the-rat-lungworm/
Misspantouf
well i do not wish to fuck myself :
ninjaoftheworld
He's collecting the virus from his captive plague machine. The gif ends before you see him weaponizing it.
OneManFlashMob
Haha +1
KontrolGeek
I don't know if you saw, but he laced the tissue with something.
SneakEFoxxe
I assume they probably need to have the plague first, and I imagine this rat wasn't just found on the street.
criedlin
It was carried by the fleas on the rats, not by the rats themselves
OneManFlashMob
It was a joke dude :)
Somanyquestions
As well as a good opportunity to educate!
aleister94
Gerbils actually
anddylanrew
I thought it was hamsters.
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FilthyHexer
What the fuck
soljaboss
Exactly
makingkevinbacon
I wish I wasn't allergic to rats :(
bookworm727
Out of curiosity, is it just rats or other animals too? Just wondering if there is a specific rat allergy, like with cats.
makingkevinbacon
As far as I know it's just rats. I have two cats a dog and rabbit and have no problems. When I saw a doc they said it's pretty common for..
makingkevinbacon
People to be allergic to the urin especially if females
bookworm727
Ahh that makes sense. I briefly forgot animals are more than just clumps of fur. Thanks for the info!
makingkevinbacon
No problem!
ImaSithDuh
Whenever I see this, I miss my rats. :(
noamountofbirdsisenough
I miss my lab rats.
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
Me too :(
ImaSithDuh
How do you know my rats? O.o (Kidding)
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
I miss -ALL- the rats. Even yours. Yep. Like that thing they did with their paws and the way they ate seeds.
ImaSithDuh
The sitting on the shoulder and ever so gently tickling my neck with the whiskers...
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
And the hiding in the hair and the crawling up the arm...