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I caught our new hire on imgur. Can we get this to the front page to freak him out?
Apr 26, 2017 6:17 PM
austinjrex
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I caught our new hire on imgur. Can we get this to the front page to freak him out?
iMaySayWhatever
Aspartame is bad for you.
notFBIcamsnoop
box of tissues, is he is a scientist of some kind?
yomancs
Get back to work Gary
WowThisIsDeep
You sure it's Imgur?? He has a box of tissues near by!
mrpotatodick
Why in gods name would you surf imgur on a mobile device when you have a *perfectly good* desktop right in front of you? *Dell..meh
MrSatanClaus
You let your new hire access the company admob account? Ok...
thefiresofheaven
We're on to you, Timmy.
Mansooratyale
Is... That....Me...? I do that all the time
flockofstampedeingducks
If he stays on FP posts only he don't deserve FP
udick
Losers drink Coke Zero.
cajungeek
New hire when this gets to FP
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Isuckatusernames2
Why would being on the front page freak him out? Bet that's his dream.
bentheretoo
Fun is fun until it's me on the FP browsing at work.
trickatrev
Oh shit? Thats me! Im at a call center right now and have a 2 screen pc. And im wearing a hoodie. Fuck, are they on to me? I gotta go.
JoeyDeJ
Do you work for Sears?
UpperTrestles
Premier?
aclarifyingcomment
Is that a Coke Zero? Fuck this guy.
WorshipTheSun
No
aeouk
Tissues ready....
WhatDoesImgurKnow
Fuck yes we can
Justforlookingthrough
CREEPY!
GinjaNinja1
I had a little heart attack; I'm alone at work today and the back of his head looks just like mine o.o
PMMEURBEASTMASTER
Why are those monitors not at the same height!?
smiles669
Clay don't you have tapes to be listening to?
ZombieBrains234
Stop being a nosey cunt and leave the poor fuck alone.
takethetoaster
How I imagine OP
iouoneusername
And to his right you can see what he does when he's alone in the office.
swatz
always nice when the company thinks ahead and helps you out with downtime supplies. :)
Yetti0
Yeah, allergy season really hits me hard too, and I just feel uncomfortable having a sneezing fit around others :/
thiefste
If he's not on user sub he doesn't deserve the surprise
stormegedendarklordofall
It looks to short to be user sub
reaverkitty
I second this motion
troublecliff
It's incredibly hard to spend any extended amount of time in /newest though. There's just sooo much SHIT.
technobass
Hard to tell but it does look like Most Viral through my potatoscope
iamthisguy247
I concur.
iamacasual
I'm fucking dying at potatoscope. It's been an hour.
thiefste
Sometimes people get what they don't deserve
Threatonis
how the fuck do people get jobs where they can browse imgur at work, I always end up in some shit ass factory or Customer service.
imuglyandimproudd
All I basically do is browse Imgur at work, gets boring though
Kiten8515
This is what I do with 85% of my day while Im at work... I love it
Vaanhalen
Shit Ass Pet Fuckers? Yeah dude u gotta quit them
SomeDetroitGuy
Learn to code, bro
xXDrSmilesXx
I work in admin/reporting and close enough to somewhere with free wifi. It's pretty easy depending where you work.
Threatonis
It's almost like i said i Work in shit ass factories and retail.... hmm.
xXDrSmilesXx
Almost
gitsranur
Education sir.. education..
nanyatenyaa
My mostly highly educated new hire is worthless and I'm finding a lot of candidates fresh out of college are worthless.
nanyatenyaa
Makes more sense to apply somewhere entry level, like geek squad or college help desk and get hands on experience.
blackoutdigital
This is what I did, worked my way up to it director. My friend went the college route and knew absolutely nothing when he got out.
TechnicalDrift
My company does order by order, so I have a lot of down time, especially if I work fast. (Draftsman/Assembler)
vapingvegancrossfitter
Easy, I work from home.
nanyatenyaa
That shit can get pretty old.
dashers
Not wanting to sound too harsh, but probably some marketable skills.
maukka69
roast
Threatonis
how the fuck do you know my skills? I'm not going to post my fucking resume on imgur.
nanyatenyaa
Because you named only entry level positions. So... logic?
dashers
Deduction. You proclaim to have a shit job, ipso facto, you most likely don't have _marketable_ skills.
SomeDetroitGuy
You only work in factory or customer service jobs.
Threatonis
yes but i went to fucking collage for film and television, I study at home when i have time to learn coding like C# and Javascript.
dashers
Is there a supply shortage of media workers? How's self taught programming working out in interviews?
nanyatenyaa
College isn't a marketable skill. And learning to write code at home isn't either. Do you understand the SDLC?
dustmywets
Collage?
johnnyhopkins69
I'm made so many collage's in my life, none of my bosses seem to care though. I'm all like check out my collage, and they're like fuck off.
DataZombie
I work in IT and always browse Imgur at work
Thenitwasalright
People have imgur/twitter up and playing WoW/Hearthstone all day where I work. Yay for tech jobs, lol.
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
Recently set up rdp on my home PC so I can grind RPGs while at my desk. IT ftw
CodyLilley
I work as an IT consultant and and except for my daily post lunch poop I can't even imagine having extra time for anything other than work.
MasterControlProgram
I loved moving from msp work to in house. More money for less stress. I probably work 6 real hours a week for 40% more money
Thenitwasalright
They likely keep you way busier in consulting. I work in network support, it's 6 hours boredom, 2 hours of panicked down networks.
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
do you work for Imgur?
LavaAxe
I guess you get paid 4x as much as this new hire so you can stress out all day.
Threatonis
how the fuck do you get into IT, i've been working with computers my whole life and i even know some basics of C# but no place will hire me
Justkillmealready
Get some certs, sec +, CCNA, etc.
dashers
You have to prove your ability. Either though qualifications or by doing shifty work and showing you're more worthwhile doing better roles.
TylerWarranty
I started as support for a CDN but recently moved on to be a DBA. First company imgur all day but everything is monitored in the datacenter
TylerWarranty
So if I Imgur gotta do it on my phone
SeverianBC
Degrees and/or certifications help. Otherwise just apply to entry level jobs or internships.
MasterControlProgram
Go do geek squad or bitch work for a year, then join an msp for 2 years, profit
nanyatenyaa
This is a very valid method, geek squad teaches you customer service with end users, it's a highly valued industry skill.
nanyatenyaa
It's easy to find technical people with shitty customer service skills, and I don't want to hire them. Starting here is good.
DataZombie
I have got a college IT degree that got me in the door. College is not necessary tho, study and get a couple cents and get entry lvl IT job
DataZombie
Certs*
whothefucksasking
Are you actually asking or self loathing?
Threatonis
actually asking, I've been stuck in shitty jobs for years I want a desk to sit behind but I have no idea how to find them
nanyatenyaa
If your primary goal is to get the job just to have a desk, you will likely never get it. You have to want the job itself
CodyLilley
I'm currently stuck in a shitty IT job and and strongly considering moving in the next year or so.
MidgetPornCollector
I work in a store that heavily relies on helping the customers, not a lot of customers, get to use imgur while theres no one in the store
swatz
That would really depend on your area and industry. The problem with some of them are the degrees for like accounting and planning dept. <
swatz
>Some smaller companies need flexible officer workers, so if you have computer skills that might help. Otherwise seasonal jobs or markets<
swatz
>with up and down times of the day. Something where you might be slammed for a day or two, but then have a day where you're waiting on shit
SmutMonger
I manage a porn theater. When I'm not scrubbing jizz off the walls I'm dedicated to imgur.
whothefucksasking
Doing god's work there son
SmutMonger
God has repeatedly sent his folk to do harm to the business. Fire once, recording patrons multiple times. But I appreciate your sentiment!