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Aug 21, 2019 5:36 AM
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ChickenEatingMan
Humans and dinosaurs were millions of years apart
walkingstranger
timetomakethedonuts
Ohh, I do the opposite. Life began on Mercury, then went to Venus and now Earth because we are getting pulled into the sun.
timetomakethedonuts
We had to send capsules with DNA onto the planets because we knew the planet would not be ready for life before we all died.
timetomakethedonuts
We purposefully sent the dinosaurs first so that the planet would develop fossil fuels for us to use sooner which allowed us to develop fast
timetomakethedonuts
We knew we only had one more shot, Mars... Because Jupiter cannot sustain life. So we sent all this here knowing we would fuck up the planet
timetomakethedonuts
Faster then normal, but develop faster than normal and try to figure a way out of this mess before the stars eat everything.
danhlying
lesson: get a muscle car and enjoy it