Oct 13, 2019 12:29 PM
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destinychopsticks
What the fuck is happening with that keyboard layout?
miempanada
That keyboard make me sad and angry
Rashaan360
Good old days ??
marklol
Rs was the shit, I still play osrs
Benchimo00
Im 31... how can i get that?
SherMattLockSmith
WTF type of keyboard is that? it is a fucking mess....
Srubbles
(crab) $11 (crab)
Radtastical
Damn jamflex
StuckInBetweeen
Dragon scimitar?
Evenmorehorrifying
In my day, if we wanted a computer virus, we just deleted sys32.exe
OneGuyWithSixGuns
UpHillBothWaysInTheSnowWithoutShoes.bat
captbananapants
It bugs me that the keys arent in the right place.
There's 2 "T"s
gifs4all
In my day, if we wanted a computer virus, we just installed Bonzi Buddy.
SuperVDF
Naw, limewire
pyr0chaos
"HE LO I AM BONZAI BUD DY"
GameOfLiesAndDeath
Kazaa
SaltyInternetPirate
I managed to catch Dir II on my 10MB HDD computer through its 5.25" floppy drive.
KevinRPD
I had a program with a blue orb with a white arrow pointing diagonally icon. Don't remember the program, but it gave me a Vegeta cursor.
Flavonoidz
Pretty sure I had that cursor at some point too
AirIsVinyl
I'm my day if we wanted virus we just used blankets from the White man.
Asdfjlk
* pours a 40 for SHELL32.DLL
idratherbeoutdoors
I went for the peeling banana one
floxsyu
1. Pro gamer keyboard layout. 2. Why is DeeDee forehead censored
ColoradoSky
Helm of Nietz to go with the dragon scimitar cursor
alittleboulder
Her forehead isn't censored, she's wearing a Neitiznot helmet from runescape
Affray
Reading the comments makes me glad that I'm not the only one upset with the keyboard layout.
VioletVixenRaeChan
...that keyboard layout. ?
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
This keyboard layout
TheRealJelly
The good old dragon long sword, selling dlong 100k
That would be a dragon scimitar sir. :)
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
Gimme ur stuff or I'll hak u. Reported
jj999124
"My uncle works at jadgex ill get you banned!"
DigiT00l
I hate how the keys are laid out, there is no keyboard like that
Also I spot 2 Ts and 2 As
MotokoKurenai
Also seems to be 3 X’s, 2 D’s and possibly 2 E’s and B’s. Judging by the close partially obscured letters. Could be wrong though.
Calihan87
I too deny the existence of things I look at
RodinMaths
"infecting my computer with a virus" yeah, no. that's a settings change, hackerman. you're just dumber than your 9 year old on computers
Rips4w
You have to download the cursor, ZeroCool.
iHaveNoMouthAndIMustMeme
Booya! Scrub got punked!
LarvaLamp
Whoa! Crash and Burn!
Veldareth
The mighty Dragon Scimitar.
DontSmiteMe
Only for those that complete Monkey Madness
LazyDayzzzz
Back in the day it was all about that abyssal whip tho.
Trisaurus
You mean D scimmy?
craggyp
gimme a ddp++ any day. get poisoned, nerd
Taste my d-bow spec!
ProlapsedNuttSack
Only as a spec switch. Except that it also looked soo dope wielded underhanded
yeah I remember. I used to hunt iron/steel dragons with ranged, but started by spending my spec bar on trying to poison them. good times
Remember how bad ass castle wars and pest control were. God damn I miss the old days
Justalobstercowboy
In my day if we wanted a virus, we used Limewire and downloaded a Metallica song
Leeloothedog
wait... there was more then just porn on limewire?
KarametraArt
Nah, we just downloaded Bill Clinton until we ended up with a shitty remix of the song we wanted.
GravityOtter
I miss hating that feeling
CasinoV
-=_N_U_M_B_=-.mp3.exe
guyanesebro420
I did not have sex with that woman
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
ridethelightning.exe
Boredashell
Napster then Morpheus and then Kazaa were the order of my peer to peer download days. Then the glory of torrents.
Cheesewig
Steven_spielberg_gets_hilarious_prank_call.exe
Howlle
I successfully avoided viruses but I swear every show regardless of name was Desperate Housewives. I'd have preferred a virus...
knifeskills
Got the worst virus ever in the 90s from a Tetris game
LurkingAtTheOffice
*porn. Fixed that for ya.
ToastDNA
MetallicaSong.apk
GigiDundas
Unless you thought you were downloading Metallica but you ended up with some kiddy porn so you had to burn your mom's computer
TheFastpaws
It wasn't always a virus. Kazaa was full of beastiality videos labeled as songs. I've seen things.
Captjustice
'OFFSPRINGALLSONGSFULLALBUM.EXE' - 11 year old me: "Seems legit"
cyno01
Still replacing shit i downloaded in the limewire days. Good news is a medium 1080p x265 5.1 mkv can be ~same size as a 360p xvid 2.0 avi.
ericjacques32360
Metalica -sad but true.exe
xXmunk3yf4c3Xx
LINKPARK_NuMB.MP4 was the true killer...
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I remember opening something and getting 100 gay porn popups while something blared out of my speakers
jethroismaxbaer5772
iMesh for me
TheDustyOne
HeatherBrooke.exe
taylorsassymylee1
My daughter limewired 2 of my computers!
thealmightywalrus420
Nothing like the feeling of giving your computer AIDS for a free Jesse McCartney album.
GrumpierOldMan
Or the Paris Hilton sex video.
MarySkadi
I just downloaded lime wire pro through line wire so I can get better quality viruses.
belovedlover
that shit is still alive?
AyrA
Yes. I have at least one node connected that claims to be LimeWire Pro 4.12
bangersandmash
VilesDavis
Malware / .exe / All that I see / Absolute pop-ups
Alpha5772
Napster? What's this new fangled Limewire?
thegelatoking
“I did not have sexual relations with that women”
hisholybeardness
Lars Ulrich intensifies
GlenL
Enter_Sandman.exe baby
ImahumanIpromise
After listening to your computer screech for 5 minutes like it was negotiation with the gatekeeper of hell.
KillingMeDjently
You know, you're not that far off lol.
bakedpotoooooooo
Sounds like an MRI machine to me
pptninja
You mean the Dial-up Demon?
boboediting
you mean the sacrifice of a robot to the internet god.
nullbr
You just needed to turn your moDem on
CooCooCaChew
I used to DOS the local BBS by phoning it up and repeatedly whistling a 2400 baud connect noise
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
Someone said that's the cry of robots we sacrificed, I haven't stop thinking about that
Slots
I'm more concerned about the horrid keyboard layout than getting something off limewire. DeeDee why is there an * between R and E?
KingKolunikus
That's Dvorak. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
JZKillaT68
You’re not gonna tell me you never swapped keyboard keys?
I always used to swap the y an z keys in Germany
DaveK014
There are also no less than 5 rows of keys
SephiRothIRA
OMG and they’re all lined up squarely too! Who cares, it’s animation. Are you going to complain that Dexter isn’t accurately proportioned?
Schmales
That's what keyboards looked like before dexter got his hands on them
usersubbordercontrol
I want to know exactly WTF the animators were thinking when they made that keyboard. Like "we can't show a bias so fuck that shit up"???
The way it is in frame wouldn't show bias between qwerty and azerty anyway
Byttemos
More like "who cares it's like 4 frames"
deweydefeatstrumanagain
It's for SQL programmers
Greywolf24
There's two 'T's and I think there's also two 'A's
marionic
In the animated gif you can see that her little finger on her right is covering up another E.
cptdickhead
Not only are there 2 D's like someone else mentioned, it also spells 'Dex' at the top
Oberic
Two Ds and two Xs as well.
Poobydooby
Three x's even and two e's
CatatonicCowMoo
Two Ds you say?
Adualion
Dexter was a genius, clearly he had a customized layout that was more efficient
LurkerOfDarkness
How is 3 x's more efficient?
Naxtoof
So he could press all three at once and get where he needed to go
3 times more efficient than one X.
My primitive brain can only assume when he's doing mass mathematical calculations, he needs the X key to be early and often
But X and multiplication, the one that looks like an x (×), isn't the same though.
Allanonshea1
No but IT is useful as a variable indicator
destinychopsticks
What the fuck is happening with that keyboard layout?
miempanada
That keyboard make me sad and angry
Rashaan360
Good old days ??
marklol
Rs was the shit, I still play osrs
Benchimo00
Im 31... how can i get that?
SherMattLockSmith
WTF type of keyboard is that? it is a fucking mess....
Srubbles
(crab) $11 (crab)
Radtastical
Damn jamflex
StuckInBetweeen
Dragon scimitar?
Evenmorehorrifying
In my day, if we wanted a computer virus, we just deleted sys32.exe
OneGuyWithSixGuns
UpHillBothWaysInTheSnowWithoutShoes.bat
captbananapants
It bugs me that the keys arent in the right place.
captbananapants
There's 2 "T"s
gifs4all
In my day, if we wanted a computer virus, we just installed Bonzi Buddy.
SuperVDF
Naw, limewire
pyr0chaos
"HE LO I AM BONZAI BUD DY"
GameOfLiesAndDeath
Kazaa
SaltyInternetPirate
I managed to catch Dir II on my 10MB HDD computer through its 5.25" floppy drive.
KevinRPD
I had a program with a blue orb with a white arrow pointing diagonally icon. Don't remember the program, but it gave me a Vegeta cursor.
Flavonoidz
Pretty sure I had that cursor at some point too
AirIsVinyl
I'm my day if we wanted virus we just used blankets from the White man.
Asdfjlk
* pours a 40 for SHELL32.DLL
idratherbeoutdoors
I went for the peeling banana one
floxsyu
1. Pro gamer keyboard layout. 2. Why is DeeDee forehead censored
ColoradoSky
Helm of Nietz to go with the dragon scimitar cursor
alittleboulder
Her forehead isn't censored, she's wearing a Neitiznot helmet from runescape
Affray
Reading the comments makes me glad that I'm not the only one upset with the keyboard layout.
VioletVixenRaeChan
...that keyboard layout. ?
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
This keyboard layout
TheRealJelly
The good old dragon long sword, selling dlong 100k
Radtastical
That would be a dragon scimitar sir. :)
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
Gimme ur stuff or I'll hak u. Reported
jj999124
"My uncle works at jadgex ill get you banned!"
DigiT00l
I hate how the keys are laid out, there is no keyboard like that
DigiT00l
Also I spot 2 Ts and 2 As
MotokoKurenai
Also seems to be 3 X’s, 2 D’s and possibly 2 E’s and B’s. Judging by the close partially obscured letters. Could be wrong though.
Calihan87
I too deny the existence of things I look at
RodinMaths
"infecting my computer with a virus" yeah, no. that's a settings change, hackerman. you're just dumber than your 9 year old on computers
Rips4w
You have to download the cursor, ZeroCool.
iHaveNoMouthAndIMustMeme
Booya! Scrub got punked!
LarvaLamp
Whoa! Crash and Burn!
Veldareth
The mighty Dragon Scimitar.
DontSmiteMe
Only for those that complete Monkey Madness
LazyDayzzzz
Back in the day it was all about that abyssal whip tho.
Trisaurus
You mean D scimmy?
craggyp
gimme a ddp++ any day. get poisoned, nerd
Trisaurus
Taste my d-bow spec!
ProlapsedNuttSack
Only as a spec switch. Except that it also looked soo dope wielded underhanded
craggyp
yeah I remember. I used to hunt iron/steel dragons with ranged, but started by spending my spec bar on trying to poison them. good times
ProlapsedNuttSack
Remember how bad ass castle wars and pest control were. God damn I miss the old days
Justalobstercowboy
In my day if we wanted a virus, we used Limewire and downloaded a Metallica song
Leeloothedog
wait... there was more then just porn on limewire?
KarametraArt
Nah, we just downloaded Bill Clinton until we ended up with a shitty remix of the song we wanted.
GravityOtter
I miss hating that feeling
CasinoV
-=_N_U_M_B_=-.mp3.exe
guyanesebro420
I did not have sex with that woman
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
ridethelightning.exe
Boredashell
Napster then Morpheus and then Kazaa were the order of my peer to peer download days. Then the glory of torrents.
Cheesewig
Steven_spielberg_gets_hilarious_prank_call.exe
Howlle
I successfully avoided viruses but I swear every show regardless of name was Desperate Housewives. I'd have preferred a virus...
knifeskills
Got the worst virus ever in the 90s from a Tetris game
LurkingAtTheOffice
*porn. Fixed that for ya.
ToastDNA
MetallicaSong.apk
GigiDundas
Unless you thought you were downloading Metallica but you ended up with some kiddy porn so you had to burn your mom's computer
TheFastpaws
It wasn't always a virus. Kazaa was full of beastiality videos labeled as songs. I've seen things.
Captjustice
'OFFSPRINGALLSONGSFULLALBUM.EXE' - 11 year old me: "Seems legit"
cyno01
Still replacing shit i downloaded in the limewire days. Good news is a medium 1080p x265 5.1 mkv can be ~same size as a 360p xvid 2.0 avi.
ericjacques32360
Metalica -sad but true.exe
xXmunk3yf4c3Xx
LINKPARK_NuMB.MP4 was the true killer...
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I remember opening something and getting 100 gay porn popups while something blared out of my speakers
jethroismaxbaer5772
iMesh for me
TheDustyOne
HeatherBrooke.exe
taylorsassymylee1
My daughter limewired 2 of my computers!
thealmightywalrus420
Nothing like the feeling of giving your computer AIDS for a free Jesse McCartney album.
GrumpierOldMan
Or the Paris Hilton sex video.
MarySkadi
I just downloaded lime wire pro through line wire so I can get better quality viruses.
belovedlover
that shit is still alive?
AyrA
Yes. I have at least one node connected that claims to be LimeWire Pro 4.12
bangersandmash
VilesDavis
Malware / .exe / All that I see / Absolute pop-ups
Alpha5772
Napster? What's this new fangled Limewire?
thegelatoking
“I did not have sexual relations with that women”
hisholybeardness
Lars Ulrich intensifies
GlenL
Enter_Sandman.exe baby
ImahumanIpromise
After listening to your computer screech for 5 minutes like it was negotiation with the gatekeeper of hell.
KillingMeDjently
You know, you're not that far off lol.
bakedpotoooooooo
Sounds like an MRI machine to me
pptninja
You mean the Dial-up Demon?
boboediting
you mean the sacrifice of a robot to the internet god.
nullbr
You just needed to turn your moDem on
CooCooCaChew
I used to DOS the local BBS by phoning it up and repeatedly whistling a 2400 baud connect noise
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
Someone said that's the cry of robots we sacrificed, I haven't stop thinking about that
Slots
I'm more concerned about the horrid keyboard layout than getting something off limewire. DeeDee why is there an * between R and E?
KingKolunikus
That's Dvorak. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
JZKillaT68
You’re not gonna tell me you never swapped keyboard keys?
JZKillaT68
I always used to swap the y an z keys in Germany
DaveK014
There are also no less than 5 rows of keys
SephiRothIRA
OMG and they’re all lined up squarely too! Who cares, it’s animation. Are you going to complain that Dexter isn’t accurately proportioned?
Schmales
That's what keyboards looked like before dexter got his hands on them
usersubbordercontrol
I want to know exactly WTF the animators were thinking when they made that keyboard. Like "we can't show a bias so fuck that shit up"???
DigiT00l
The way it is in frame wouldn't show bias between qwerty and azerty anyway
Byttemos
More like "who cares it's like 4 frames"
deweydefeatstrumanagain
It's for SQL programmers
Greywolf24
There's two 'T's and I think there's also two 'A's
marionic
In the animated gif you can see that her little finger on her right is covering up another E.
cptdickhead
Not only are there 2 D's like someone else mentioned, it also spells 'Dex' at the top
Oberic
Two Ds and two Xs as well.
Poobydooby
Three x's even and two e's
CatatonicCowMoo
Two Ds you say?
Adualion
Dexter was a genius, clearly he had a customized layout that was more efficient
LurkerOfDarkness
How is 3 x's more efficient?
Naxtoof
So he could press all three at once and get where he needed to go
LarvaLamp
3 times more efficient than one X.
Adualion
My primitive brain can only assume when he's doing mass mathematical calculations, he needs the X key to be early and often
LurkerOfDarkness
But X and multiplication, the one that looks like an x (×), isn't the same though.
Allanonshea1
No but IT is useful as a variable indicator