Jokes on you

Feb 5, 2022 7:12 AM

moderndayprodigalson

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Crazy ex called. Sis came in clutch with the “who the fuck are you” and “want to fight bitch?” Was quite fun Edit” i appreciate all of you and the let’s say Alabama comments really made me chuckle. She’s just lookin out for her little bro tho i swear

I bet my friends $100 I could get this girls number in 30 seconds. It was my ex and I already had her number and still talk to her.

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Bet you added that core memory in the "bank."

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That’s awesome! Confession bear implies shame, but there should be no shame here—just a cool sister ?

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What are you doing step-OP?

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Since she nailed it... Did you?

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What are you doing, real bro?

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What are you doing, real bro

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Inspired by

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"Pretend"

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You couldn't just... not answer?

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Then you nailed her?

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You have an awesome sister!

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Thats some solid family moment there

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My sister did that once. She had to hang up the phone because she couldn't contain her laughter.

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Then as a reward you nailed your sister?

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Yeah but that was a default on those shitty makita roofing guns. It’s ok we’re getting a settlement

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Asked my sister to tell my ex I wasn't home when I was playing video games once she said yeah he doesn't want to talk to you bye smh

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@OP Would you like a SteamGift?

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I'm calling god.

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I'm not getting him a copy, just OP

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Who's the crazy ones?

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Kinky,

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Did u nail her

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Good Movie

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SAUCE

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Movie called?

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What does it want now?

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I saw a documentary once where a girl got her step brother to pretend to be her boyfriend.

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We’re there tissues on hand…for..the..er…tears of joy when he nailed her…I mean it

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Was there a dryer involved?

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Why yes, yes there was

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We’re you amidst scientific research?

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"We are you amidst scientific research" ... ??

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Yes.

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Maybe.

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Why not simply say, ‘I’m happier now that you are gone’, and hang up on your Ex?

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One time I told my ex to get therapy and find someone nice. She cried, and I felt bad for her.

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Sounds like that would work on a non-crazy ex.

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?‍♂️ I’ve found simple honest emotion is often the best response to the insane. That and a refusal to interact and after said expression.

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Sometimes the simplest joys are the biggest joys

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*toys

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Even better when it’s in your truck on Bluetooth !

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Go on...?

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Crazy ex called me while driving. Ranting raving she wants me back she’s sorry she didn’t mean it all that. My sister just started talking 1

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Said you’re old news now bitch you wanna meet tell me when and where. Yeah he’s mine now fucker. Big sis got my back

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Weird set up for a porn but eh, I'm already invested. Go on?

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So, what’s with the confession bear? Did you like it and want to keep going…?

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Maybe not the right meme but you get the point

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Definitely a more exciting story with this meme.

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Confessing to his Ex I guess.

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Technically, he has 2 ex-girlfriends now.

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He never said he broke up with his sister. /s

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THAT is a very good point.

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Underrated comment

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23 and INCESTY

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not too long ago - this would have been innocently very cute. Not so much nowadays tho.

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Not knowing the reference but I assume genitals are involved somewhat.

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You would be right.

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Stepsister porn

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"Stepsister" is a fluid term depending on the website.

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Heh. Fluid.

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You sweet child, keep your innocence as long as you can

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I'm not joking, I just browsed finding nothing then I turned off safe search, now I have a new hobby.

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Lol.

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Ahahahah enjoy your weekend ;)

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As with most things in life - genitals are always involved

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That's the truth. Them security folks at the pottery barn sure do not have a sense of humor.

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Well at least you weren't at a church.

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Either indirectly or inevitably.

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Gifs you can hear.

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Well it ain't a gif and it has sound?

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I didn’t feel the need to check it for sound because I could hear it in my head already.

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I’m stealing that one, please and thank you

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Hang on, who fuckin' added that 'traumatise' line to my gif?!

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?1 Mmm, traumatize me harder daddy

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Indeed

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Look, people. I'm all for crazy whacky fucked up humor. But this shit just wrong.

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Yikes. I'm stealing this, but yikes

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I got molded for this gif before

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Oh, I have to.

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What did they mold you into?

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Her dad is the incomparable Jeffrey Combs.

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I can see a resemblance but you got a link? That's crazy, if true.

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The best part of wakin up is Folgers in your cup

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I love the smell of incest in the morning

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And then they fucked

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I get people say its creepy but i thought it was sweet.

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I have to agree. I have seen the full length commercial: not great acting but not creepy unless you want to see it that way.

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Have you seen the extended version?

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I guess you have not seen the whole video.

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https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k

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Jesus Christ lmao

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Sometimes people that point out sexual innuendos are the ones to blame. You know, not everybody thinks like that.

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You have 69 upvotes.

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I hope soon, you will too

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A LOT of people dont think like that

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The same people who think any type of platonic relationship between the same sexes means they’re gay? Cap and Bucky, liv & aunt may,etc.

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But why are Liv & Aunt May sharing a bed?

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Yyyyyeah it’s not just the dialog itself, it’s the way it’s edited and the actors play it so damn creepy.

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Someone said it's like it was edited by someone who has no siblings, or else edits only romances.

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This sounds like the time my sister wanted to make her ex jealous so she had me take pics of her with my dick in her mouth.

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Gina Valentina is your sister?

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I actually have a coworker who looks a little like her. As if I needed another reason to find her distracting....

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Just say "no homo" so it won't be incest

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and she said “urgh, tastes like Dad’s”

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Holup.jpg

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Was her ex also your dad?

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Step father

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Pics or it didn't happen

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Get your thirsty ass outta here with that “pics!” bullshit… you’re embarrassing yourself son

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How we can tell you're actually 9 years old: you legit call someone 'son' online, and you don't recognize a literally decade-old meme.

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My sis did the same! I never met her ex though.

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I have seen that movie.

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Dude, what a coincidence. Your sister did the same thing for me too!

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Before the last season came out, this would've been the top comment. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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Dude. I haven’t laughed so hard (pun intended) in months. That’s fucken hilarious

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Bruh

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Did it work though?

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Not as intended... He wanted it to be his mouth.

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This escalated quickly.

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This manga whips ass

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I was thinking of Beware the Villainess, btw, for what it's worth

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...which is actually a manhwa. Yo I fucked up that comment somewhat, I'm starting to think

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Which one is this, can you direct me to it?

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Pretty sure that ain't manga. Its a web comic love

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Ah, web comics, the mangas o' the sea

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Wft? You're incect?

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lmfao

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its circumcised not insecticised

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What fuck the?

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Are you not incensed?

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*insect?

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BEES?

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Don't fuck a praying mantis...

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That is an epic response right there Ego would be proud ?

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Gold.

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He's just hallucinating

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Forgiveness stops

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Nothing to see here Jesus, move along. (don't worry I'll send you a copy)

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Everyday we drift further from the light

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I think I've seen the video of that

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Yuffie Yulan

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*documentary

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No, that was his step-sister.

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Did she follow through or just the tip?

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You ain’t making people jealous with just the tip…

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Deepthroat and she didn't neglect the balls.

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Swallowed the gravy

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