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Crazy ex called. Sis came in clutch with the “who the fuck are you” and “want to fight bitch?” Was quite fun Edit” i appreciate all of you and the let’s say Alabama comments really made me chuckle. She’s just lookin out for her little bro tho i swear
Kazooski
I bet my friends $100 I could get this girls number in 30 seconds. It was my ex and I already had her number and still talk to her.
ChadimusPrime69
Bet you added that core memory in the "bank."
brittneyfunk1119
That’s awesome! Confession bear implies shame, but there should be no shame here—just a cool sister ?
yellwfever
twinturbro
What are you doing step-OP?
Psionickitten
Since she nailed it... Did you?
Brickham
What are you doing, real bro?
Brickham
What are you doing, real bro
kirmes
Inspired by
mehimbored
bruciewalker
"Pretend"
ScrippyChan
You couldn't just... not answer?
MissKalanek
Then you nailed her?
Ignak
You have an awesome sister!
brahmasiddhartha31415
Thats some solid family moment there
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
My sister did that once. She had to hang up the phone because she couldn't contain her laughter.
Frothington
Then as a reward you nailed your sister?
moderndayprodigalson
Yeah but that was a default on those shitty makita roofing guns. It’s ok we’re getting a settlement
MrInconvenient
Asked my sister to tell my ex I wasn't home when I was playing video games once she said yeah he doesn't want to talk to you bye smh
DeltaBladeX
@OP Would you like a SteamGift?
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
I'm calling god.
DeltaBladeX
I'm not getting him a copy, just OP
Dave217
Who's the crazy ones?
butts4hats
Kinky,
LordAsshurt
Did u nail her
PixelSprite64
yaassa
Good Movie
Noxious89123
SAUCE
TheAssholeRacist
Movie called?
GoldenSun3DS
What does it want now?
burg14
I saw a documentary once where a girl got her step brother to pretend to be her boyfriend.
dontfloatmygoat
We’re there tissues on hand…for..the..er…tears of joy when he nailed her…I mean it
Guy0185
creepwood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnJcZvuRK8
eniac64
Was there a dryer involved?
burg14
Why yes, yes there was
Vilgashem
We’re you amidst scientific research?
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
"We are you amidst scientific research" ... ??
randomwalrus
Yes.
burg14
Maybe.
HopefullyStillYourSuperman
Why not simply say, ‘I’m happier now that you are gone’, and hang up on your Ex?
Dannoboyo
One time I told my ex to get therapy and find someone nice. She cried, and I felt bad for her.
OmgOptimized
Sounds like that would work on a non-crazy ex.
HopefullyStillYourSuperman
?♂️ I’ve found simple honest emotion is often the best response to the insane. That and a refusal to interact and after said expression.
TateMarie
Sometimes the simplest joys are the biggest joys
LyraTheLycan
*toys
moderndayprodigalson
Even better when it’s in your truck on Bluetooth !
bloodyyanks
Go on...?
moderndayprodigalson
Crazy ex called me while driving. Ranting raving she wants me back she’s sorry she didn’t mean it all that. My sister just started talking 1
moderndayprodigalson
Said you’re old news now bitch you wanna meet tell me when and where. Yeah he’s mine now fucker. Big sis got my back
redzero700
Weird set up for a porn but eh, I'm already invested. Go on?
Vilgashem
So, what’s with the confession bear? Did you like it and want to keep going…?
moderndayprodigalson
Maybe not the right meme but you get the point
Thecrocodileinpeterpanneedsmorelove
Definitely a more exciting story with this meme.
Targe0
Confessing to his Ex I guess.
shyasen
Technically, he has 2 ex-girlfriends now.
Targe0
He never said he broke up with his sister. /s
shyasen
THAT is a very good point.
unprofessionalplaguedoctor
horseman05
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
stardraigh
willpostanything
cheesypundit
codeacrobat
Underrated comment
NeverConfusedForNaught
23 and INCESTY
fbutt09
not too long ago - this would have been innocently very cute. Not so much nowadays tho.
Naramumu
Not knowing the reference but I assume genitals are involved somewhat.
fbutt09
You would be right.
itsthevoiceman
Stepsister porn
GrumpyOldMillennial
"Stepsister" is a fluid term depending on the website.
Theory89
Heh. Fluid.
jo0owe
You sweet child, keep your innocence as long as you can
Naramumu
I'm not joking, I just browsed finding nothing then I turned off safe search, now I have a new hobby.
Targe0
Lol.
jo0owe
Ahahahah enjoy your weekend ;)
MomofukuJones
As with most things in life - genitals are always involved
GrumpyOldMillennial
That's the truth. Them security folks at the pottery barn sure do not have a sense of humor.
Thecynicalspud
Well at least you weren't at a church.
RadasNoir
Either indirectly or inevitably.
CallsignFatNinja
FweejTheOverseer
Gifs you can hear.
JoVaLDrawsShittudes
Well it ain't a gif and it has sound?
FweejTheOverseer
I didn’t feel the need to check it for sound because I could hear it in my head already.
LooseMooseNoose
I’m stealing that one, please and thank you
Twinklepot
Larrimus1
CloakerJosh
Hang on, who fuckin' added that 'traumatise' line to my gif?!
Grevling89
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Indeed
goonzilla
Look, people. I'm all for crazy whacky fucked up humor. But this shit just wrong.
StarmineRendezvous
Inphiltration
Yikes. I'm stealing this, but yikes
CallsignFatNinja
I got molded for this gif before
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Oh, I have to.
austinwizardforhire
What did they mold you into?
AtsaMattaForMe
Volimar
Her dad is the incomparable Jeffrey Combs.
wlfman
I can see a resemblance but you got a link? That's crazy, if true.
Crispy4Skin
The best part of wakin up is Folgers in your cup
Iwilltryandmakeajokeofit
I love the smell of incest in the morning
bassaro
DaveSamsonite
hippocampus
yellwfever
GravityVT
And then they fucked
FireflyArc
I get people say its creepy but i thought it was sweet.
diesel01
I have to agree. I have seen the full length commercial: not great acting but not creepy unless you want to see it that way.
Texlux
Have you seen the extended version?
VirtualNaut
Sanotassard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k
ThrownClub
I guess you have not seen the whole video.
proracing53
https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k
Martellus
summershank
Jesus Christ lmao
StenYngve
Sometimes people that point out sexual innuendos are the ones to blame. You know, not everybody thinks like that.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
You have 69 upvotes.
StenYngve
I hope soon, you will too
B99Reactions
A LOT of people dont think like that
noonehasthisoneyet
The same people who think any type of platonic relationship between the same sexes means they’re gay? Cap and Bucky, liv & aunt may,etc.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
But why are Liv & Aunt May sharing a bed?
billyjonas
Yyyyyeah it’s not just the dialog itself, it’s the way it’s edited and the actors play it so damn creepy.
Acc87
Someone said it's like it was edited by someone who has no siblings, or else edits only romances.
RunsWithBullShit
This sounds like the time my sister wanted to make her ex jealous so she had me take pics of her with my dick in her mouth.
Liechsowagan
wolfeskitchen
qtRaven
Thephedora
itsthevoiceman
Gina Valentina is your sister?
RadasNoir
I actually have a coworker who looks a little like her. As if I needed another reason to find her distracting....
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Just say "no homo" so it won't be incest
consistentprogress
cheesecutter
and she said “urgh, tastes like Dad’s”
DemonFluffer1000
kunkuno
Holup.jpg
TheDaxicans
imaginaryPeppers
SleepyGary
Was her ex also your dad?
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Step father
HankHell2400
Pics or it didn't happen
JustSomePersonThere
HankHell2400
How we can tell you're actually 9 years old: you legit call someone 'son' online, and you don't recognize a literally decade-old meme.
MichaelMars
LiterallyAWizard
https://imgur.com/8efySQi
SKLieren
My sis did the same! I never met her ex though.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I have seen that movie.
TheMershedPerderder
Importaku
JJT1473
Friend2582
Dude, what a coincidence. Your sister did the same thing for me too!
DrSpatula
blainetog
Before the last season came out, this would've been the top comment. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
moderndayprodigalson
Dude. I haven’t laughed so hard (pun intended) in months. That’s fucken hilarious
OkayButSeriouslyGuys
Bruh
3PiecesOfBread
Did it work though?
RunsWithBullShit
Not as intended... He wanted it to be his mouth.
Layhult
ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult
MuffinProof
AdrianMole
This escalated quickly.
wolfeskitchen
Niccolo101
Freak0zoid
ragnar34
This manga whips ass
Layhult
ragnar34
I was thinking of Beware the Villainess, btw, for what it's worth
ragnar34
...which is actually a manhwa. Yo I fucked up that comment somewhat, I'm starting to think
Hellrzr33
Which one is this, can you direct me to it?
CheshirexKitten
https://www.webtoons.com/en/drama/i-love-yoo/list?title_no=986
JoVaLDrawsShittudes
Pretty sure that ain't manga. Its a web comic love
ragnar34
Ah, web comics, the mangas o' the sea
FentuckyCriedKhicken
Wft? You're incect?
sheeeiit
lmfao
PennyLava
its circumcised not insecticised
TeeJJ
What fuck the?
HitsuneYamagoto
Are you not incensed?
Rogermooreseyebrow
*insect?
squiddna
BEES?
pretengineer
beziot
Don't fuck a praying mantis...
DungeonMaster69
IllogicalMarxist
Maevellous
Arkentra
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Gammelfar
That is an epic response right there Ego would be proud ?
dalicevm
Gold.
waudey912
HighSorcerer
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Layhult
Curiositykissedthecat
He's just hallucinating
volch1tsa
Forgiveness stops
vicvalour
TurtleBabe
Frothington
Nothing to see here Jesus, move along. (don't worry I'll send you a copy)
fbutt09
Everyday we drift further from the light
CallsignFatNinja
I think I've seen the video of that
TheobromineAddict
Yuffie Yulan
MaceDJ
*documentary
TheS4ndm4n
No, that was his step-sister.
makingthingsthatareimportant
SmokeRock
Did she follow through or just the tip?
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
You ain’t making people jealous with just the tip…
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Deepthroat and she didn't neglect the balls.
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Swallowed the gravy