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Thank god it's getting warmer tomorrow.
Feb 14, 2021 10:13 PM
JartBanssen
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Thank god it's getting warmer tomorrow.
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
You know he's Dutch cause he looks 7 foot tall
smallpoxrandolph
He seems fun!
Ursa88
Nice going on not hyperventilating himself or suffering from vaso-constricted heart attack. Healthy well adapted specimen.
Yupurineutah
And swimming with ice skates on is pretty impressive too.
FireWolves
His nuts just went into witness protection
certainlynotaserialkiller
at least he was dressed for the occasion
Hurlerontheditch10
And now he has dysentery
4TheSDMB2C
Ooo or Hep!
betterave
I really wanted to see him climb out with his skates on.
sloppygashmeat
You could say he was skating on thin ice.
ThanosTheGreat
I’ve breaking sounds so cool
BaklavaMatatas
That sound of the ice breaking
heyheyheylisten
Han skated first
puppiesarepoopers
pew pew pew
ktncuteness
When you think you are impressing everyone and then you make an ass of yourself
burlyqlady
Why are the Dutch so attractive
ForrestDwellingDonkey
He seems fine for someone whose testicles have been obliterated
Feralkyn
He was ice skating in shorts, I'm pretty sure they were already well stowed
ThisUsernamelsNotAvailable
They would have stunk all the way into his throat
Traip5e
As a Ducthie, we have a saying. "Wooden Shoes, Wooden Head, Wooden Listen."
crazywowow
Crazy nut swimming with skates on.
Erdanya
Needs a 'G E K O L O N I S E E R D'
endyrr
The sound the ice makes just before he falls in
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NotAnotherFNG
Sounds like the arcade in the 80s.
AmyBethMegJo
I DO love it!
Glassjawghost
Or www.youtube.com/watch?v=v309vNi-dkA
JartBanssen
Wow! Nice clear water tough. Much better than the Amsterdam canals, hehe...
ProxyPlayerHD
direct link!
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
I don’t know why but I feel like this video is almost... sensual in a way. It gets my heart racing and warms up my loins.
Cthulhuchooseyou
Amazing! That sounds exactly like the cables starting to give way, as a suspension bridge collapses!
pareidoliaperson
Dutch weathermen: The ice is no more safe. Dutch people: just 5 more minutes!
DeadWhiteMale
You could get hurt that way. Ice can cut bad. Wear protection.
dihydrogenmonoxyde
The change in color on the ice should have been a hint ...
PendingPolymath
I imagine it would be a bit difficult swimming in ice skates, not to mention the freezing water.
Bystandr
The skates are usually tightly laced, so not that bad, but worse than bare feet, ofc.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
Holy shit the fact that this guy hardly panicked at al means he is really used to swimming in ice water.
tortoisebiologist
I think he knew that spot was thin & was going for it
ZachariasWolfe
He was definitely prepared for going in, that's why he had no clothes on so he wouldn't have to swim in heavy wet clothing.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
True, still impressed though
HighlandViking
He’s saying: ‘That was one hell of a faceplant.’
RockCulinaryUniverse
Ya fuckin lucky he didnt cut or stab his neck on the ice
mikeatike
Well, he's not wrong.
RebeIScum
Nice what language?
j4gr
Goldmember
KansasComrade
Gonna guess Dutch...
RebeIScum
3 downvotes?
melmboundanddown
It says the Netherlands in the title
KansasComrade
But that doesn’t mean that is the only language allowed.
RebeIScum
Ahh so Netherlandians speak the dutch, got it.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
No the Dutch speak Dutch.
youalwaysthinkyourespecialtilyouhavetopickausername
Hey fellow Nederlander!
Racealistic
Hallo mijn mede kontebonkers
JartBanssen
Kontneuken is ook neuken.
JartBanssen
Moggûh. En sorry, heb het filmpje gejat van Twitter. Maar vond 'm wel Imgur-waardig!
watts001
water looks dirty af...
JartBanssen
I rather drink my own piss than a cup of that water.
industriesoftheblind
It is.. it’s the canals
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ExtremelyHappyGuy
Ahh... the memories.
Rhynn
It's pretty clean actually. Colour is because of the soil. The water gets 'flushed out' regularly. Wouldn't recommend drinking it though.
Racealistic
Do you usually swim or drink from canals?
DPSMadneSs
if you mean if we do that in the netherlands then no, we do not
BurnieCinders
I saw plenty of people swimming in the canals in Amsterdam.
puurgenieten
swim yes drink no we have an extremely solid tap water system with water so clean you can give it to babys
imagoddamnmagicalunicorn
I live in Florida & I knew that ice wasn't thick enough to skate on - is this his first day seeing ice?
lronMaiden
He seemed to have swimming ready outfit, so i'd say that he knew what he was doing. Also calm reaction to cold water = used to it.
JUKEBox721
Looks like he did it intentionally
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Staged ... he turned right onto the visibly thinner patch.
HorseBoxGuy
Ja! Fäceplãnt!
HorseBoxGuy
JartBanssen
He tried to break his fall with his hands! Hehehe...
Astrospud
Tell him to grab my bike while he's in there.
Yupurineutah
And the shopping cart with the coin box torn off of it.
JartBanssen
The one the Germans threw in?
Mikaru86
As a German who grew up in a town close to the Dutch border: I'm sorry, I don't have your bike. I never even met my grandfather and he >
Mikaru86
was deployed on the Eastern front anyways XD
Astrospud
Bloody tourists, am I right?
MosesSupposesHisToesesAreRosesButMosesSupposesErroneously
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
This is the guy whose job it is to go out and test the thickness of the ice in the city cesspool.
DaveSamsonite
And now he has pneumonia. Thanks, Obama.
AeonQuasars
There got to be a better way*
thesunisgettingreallow
He's not very good at his job then, because you can hear the ice shifting and breaking from the start.
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
Seriously just touching that gross ass water is the craziest part of this video
Willem177
The water is actually pretty clean
KarenFromTheHOA
Well, he has a bun, so right off the bat one might suspect that he's unhinged
ImActuallyNeptune
I should take offense to this, but I don’t think I’m in a place to disagree
pareidoliaperson
It's ok, HIV virus is hybernating.
jjw9
Something tells me he intended to break thru. However, that initial frontal plant on the ice has got to have hurt like a bitch.
Piroen
After he comes up he says to the crowd something like: That was a massive faceplant.
alcaray
Can't you get cut open by the ice edge?
jjw9
With the right angle & force, absolutely yes!
billingsworthswagamuffin
You can see the different ice texture. It feels like it might be intentional
jjw9
100% agree!