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When you've got too much free time this entire week.
greetingsimmatt
Currently sitting in the bathroom at work "pooping".
HQDefault
#25 I'm savin' this one for later:
HappyHerbold
Jokes on you. I don't work.
OldSchoolNewRules
#5 When I reed reed as red and not reed, so I have to re-reed red as red so I can reed red correctly and it can make sense.
somethingsomethingbacon
#1 excuse me, it’s called Keto and let me tell you how great it is for 3 hours.
TornSoul
The read read one is fucking priceless. Coffee out the nose.
MikeTornado
I'm surprised that majority of these really kind of sucked.
somethingnotyettaken
#7 Afraid we're going to have to put him down for national security reasons https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8319/7986341330_5980a22d5f.jpg
pixelsnader
Arguably the V isn't capitalized either.
LyraTheLycan
#18 how the hell did something with Comic Sans become so popular
Maldraek
TomSelleckPI
sandwichael
CheeseborgarSoop
#1 I need this in my life
SonderingStrike
Looth lipth Think Thips
pinotgrigio
45degreeanglesandknives
Is that slim jim thing an actual thing? Cause I want
Beliandrax
In my defence, my work today leaves me with fuck all to do.
BurgerExplosion
7 ELEVEn
ThatFloridaMan
Ironically, my after Christmas dump was anything but small
RevognahLacisum
#1 I let out the most unmanly squeel of joy, only to be crushed when I realized that it most likely isn't real.
TheClayKnight
RADfuckinCROKS
It's funny about the read read one. I read read and read correctly without knowing beforehand which way to read every read.
iwantedtostopcreepingandfinallyjoin
Who is that smooth child on Ellen and why does he have more class than I at 10 years old?
Oxycodont
Will Smith's kid
Ijustcomehereformemes
That's Small Shaq
ArtMadeofYourComment
The v is lower case too.
LostLocust
hard to say, since also the n is full-height.
ArtMadeofYourComment
I know. Hard to tell a tone-based joke on the internet.
UlfhednarSkol
After eating #1 you damn bet youre going to taking a massive dump
Falos
I regret nothing
ABluntForce
Pretty sure that's a constipation log. For making yourself constipated.
thesmelge
I don't think it's a real product. I am disappointed.
sethr05
I attempted the website, was not pleased.
StarBug
ping0s
Ayyyy
orangecicle
einahpetslol
Memes > watching a Jeep pull 3 kids on cardboard box on the frozen lake behind my desk. It’s making me too anxious and memes relax me.
redhotcole
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Hahahaha I'm literally sitting in the work truck. But I'm doing what I'm supposed to be right now.
CabooseKbuse
Samesies
Anon1477
Had to upvote for that one
MustardGasZeplins
I mean, my essay is open along with 21 tabs of reading. That counts right?
soggyunagi
ellavator
That last one is me. I am not working.
WookJayzus
I just ended u at work an hour early by accident and I'm just waiting till I have to clock in
Vulspyr
Source
Wackynuts
I'm copying and pasting photos for a website but having trouble focusing so instead am memeing and got caught by said memes.
CatBlaster5000
Second
HarukaTeno
Anyone knows the source?
Ulsys
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Sorryyoudonthavebadmemoriesofme
I've been sitting on the toilet of an empty apartment for an hour now at work
Honeybadger2198
I've been sitting on the toilet for the past four hours. Help.
nowwhatshisname
Ha! Made me laugh.
Honeybadger2198
I'm not joking I woke up and immediately sat on the toilet for 4 hours of explosive diarrhea. Merry Christmas to me.
Oxycodont
That 7 eleven one fucked me up
Falos
I am irrationally annoyed by that 'n'
STINKPICKEL
That's okay, how many dots are on the domino, on the Domino pizza logo, you seen that shit 100's of times, this should be easy.
Yupurineutah
#4 what kind of monster gives a child a box of cold garlic bread for Christmas?
ABluntForce
Me.
ArtMadeofYourComment
That's nunyer bidness.
inagoddadavida
A considerate one!
TreesAndShit
Monster? Who gives garlic bread?
ArtMadeofYourComment
Right? Some people say monster, I say loving parents who cares about their kid's happiness. IT'S GARLIC! ON BREAD!
CommandoTumnus
I'd be fuckin' stoked to get garlic bread.