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jackal12345
Keep telling my sister and her girlfriend to get outta that state. Wish they'd come back to Minnesota so I didn't have to worry.
PulpyOJ
Seems like they would ban sunshine if they could.
Odincdaj522004
If you have a problem with Dolly Goddamned Parton, you oughta do some soul searching, 'cause chances are YOU'RE the asshole.
4everwild
Dolly also gives away books
Randomice
I propose that people who want to be on a school board must first pass the exams for the highest grade taught at those schools.
Them3OtherGuys
Can we ban books that even mention rainbows? I know a great one to start with!
Caaaarlthatkillspeople
Gays should adopt guns as part of their culture. Take it like they took the rainbow from god
DAndrewFetters127001
Live here. It’s worse than gets published. 🤦🏽♂️🤬
nothingtolurkhere
Imalwaysready
Link?
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
What's next, rainbow sherbet?
ISniffR22
Miley and Dolly should go to Wisconsin and exercise their 1A rights!
c2zvgsVillain
So who are the true snowflakes
IsolatedAsshole
So are they gonna ban the part in the Bible when God murders the world and then sends a rainbow to say it's cool?
fformulaa
I'm surprised the trans siberian orchestra hasn't been banned yet
Chriso325
chrizzle2323
THE WHAT?
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Trans Siberian Orchestra, Trans-Siberian Express, Transcontinental Hotel, Transmogrification, when will the madness end!!!?!!!
suckstoyourauntie
I'm worried about Kermit's big hit...The Rainbow Connection. Clearly subversive. /s
sphericalworld
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Are you telling me the entire siberian orchestra is trans?
IDoPictureStuff
Yes
drunkmastered
blissblush
How long until they go after the Kermit the Frog classic “The Rainbow Connection”?
necrojoe
Or any set of crayons with more than just black, white and grey.
commentsivehadafew
Up next, a ban on Kermit singing The Rainbow Connection
DrShrimpPuertoRico85
You joke, but apparently they already tried to but unbanned it after a while.
BastardMan1977
jesus fucking christ. They bitch and moan about cancel culture and then do shit like this. Where does it fucking stop??
misterCT
They are done with cancel culture, they moved on to “woke”. It’ll be something else to keep us distracted next year.
NomDeImguerre
They will always find something.
vonHoopla
When you publicly lynch/ shoot their stochastic terrorists leaders and not a moment before. So buckle up, it never stops getting worse. Ever
samwyze
Good people's bullets
MadamPuddifoot
When we fucking revolt
ISniffR22
It stops when the world’s major religions stop playing relevant roles in society.
AlterSack
It doesn't. They just want to watch this country burn, and I'll guess they won't stop before that.
dudehiemer
It's like this, when people stop spending money on something that is cancel culture. Making something illegal is perfectly legit. /s
RummageSaleBubbler
Next they'll be banning Iz! https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I?t=30
zeacorzeppelin10
verbeckpaul1960
I want every person on the Wisconsin school board to blind themselves the next time a rainbow appears in the sky!
TheobromineAddict
I'm imagining kids on the playground shortly after a rainstorm, being hustled inside if a rainbow appears.
abraxasfury
How long until they ban 'The Wizard of Oz'?
Rue333
They'll only ban the part that's colored.
stayingalive4life
I think that’s their theme song. If I only had a brain.
DefectiveKeyboardMonkey
You don't want the kids to catch "the gay" who knows what kind of hijinks they will get up to in close-quarters active shooter practice.
boogsdad
This is in Waukesha county in Wisconsin, my home state. These are the people who keep Ron Johnson in public office. Fuck them.
necrojoe
Grew up in the next county. Drove past "Hwy Q" the last time I went back, and it felt eerily appropriate.
Klpincoyo
My husband works in Waukesha and we live in MKE because no fucking way were living in Waukesha.
Thatsadownvotin
Grew up just north of there. Whole area is haven for conservative crackpots
AndrewBuggy
They probably would have a problem with the Trans Am.
IHopeMyKidsDontSeeThis
Does someone want to tell them there's also a rainbow in the bible?
boevis
They will try to ban Reading Rainbow at some point, most likely. They've tried to cancel Sesame Street several times.
graehall
Southern states actively refused to air Sesame Street when it first came out because it had BIPOC performers and content
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
Because of "Reading" or because of "Rainbow"?
ThatDudeRich
Because the black guy.
akefay
The superintendent says it was banned due to highly controversial lyrics, not rainbows. When asked for an example he ended the interview.
oozabooza
the controversial lyrics: "Wouldn't it be nice to live in paradise
Where we're free to be exactly who we are
(1/2)
oozabooza
(2/2) Let's alldig downdeep inside
Brush thejudgment& fearaside
Makewrong things right
And end thefight
'Cause Ipromise ain'tnobody gonn win
akefay
Meanwhile teachers say they've been told to take down any rainbows, and will be fired for having rainbow lanyards or clothes, something ...
akefay
that the district neither confirm nor deny.
Sebastopol140
What next, banning real rainbows? "Death penalty for looking at one, keeps your eyes closed!!!"
jonlememe
No, poke out your eye balls like the Bible said!
bydand724
Why are there so many songs about rainbows
ViscousCousCous
aren't rainbows in Gnostic myths something like a promise to never flood the earth again, so banning them bans God's promise? hmmm
PoopholeAintALoophole
+1 for Animal House
oozabooza
"Don't look up!"
suckstoyourauntie
What about the rainbow crosswalks?...don't look down? Maybe just no looking...it's safer.
INeverWaitForIt
"Get that fucking woke leprechaun out of the cereal aisle!"
Tomadzo
Fascists don’t win by being reasonable. That’s the whole point. Be unreasonable while your opponent is civil. Take over while they watch you
smegheadenergy
Fuck them if a double rainbow appears
Yupurineutah
" And after it rains there's a rainbow and all of the colors are black. It's not that colors aren't there,it's just imagination they lack.1/
Yupurineutah
.. Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town." -- Simon and Garfunkel
Ubik360
Ban all books with rainbows! I’m looking at you Old Testament
Apeofdeath
Obviously the air force will use missiles to destroy all rainbows
Sebastopol140
Can't we nuke them?
ID1746
Apparently; no. High altitude nukes (USA nuked space once!) create very colourful aurora displays, earning it the nickname 'rainbow bombs'.
ID1746
Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/science-and-technology/2021/07/why-the-us-once-set-off-a-nuclear-bomb-in-space
Apeofdeath
The future is so bright, I need sunglasses
GarmBlack
You say this as a joke, but these walnuts will probably do this.
putzd63304
They, uh, already did...banned rainbows. From an elementary school.
stayingalive4life
Walnut, what an overstatement for their brain size.
SpookyMittens
Bottom quark