I had a small sailboat run over the front of my kayak in a lake in Iowa once. Middle of the lake. My 1st time kayaking and they were novices. We laughed as I came up spluttering and they just kept on going. I couldn't get back in the kayak and ended up tying the rope on the front to my ankle and swimming a good 1/4+ mile to shore. Ah... to be THAT young again.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
"Let's stop RIGHT here."
IncoggnitoMode
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY.
widiwi
the insurance company won't believe it.
SomethingSomethingUserName123
"I'm gonna go right up to the huge thing that has zero steering and see what happens. Yeay!" - kayaker.
ufoara
circuspandabear
Kayaks are used to rolling right?
Antininny
500 POINTS
lightfoot2
The balloon would have the right of way
kriswinters
ps238principal
If someone bet on a collision between those two vehicles, they might be a witch.
thesameasyours
Fun fact, every hot air balloon landing is a crash landing
oldguyexlurker
I had a small sailboat run over the front of my kayak in a lake in Iowa once. Middle of the lake. My 1st time kayaking and they were novices. We laughed as I came up spluttering and they just kept on going. I couldn't get back in the kayak and ended up tying the rope on the front to my ankle and swimming a good 1/4+ mile to shore. Ah... to be THAT young again.
AtomicChipmunk
Did you get the license plate!
AzgarOgly
No, man! It's upside down now, the plate is underwater.
UpvotingtheHotButton
Sort of a “And fuck you in particular” vibe.
MAN9000
I think we all know who is more maneuverable. Seems like the smaller vessels should get out of the way.
Hexarcy00
I think this is a group of beginners
cousteau
They clearly tried.
Oblok
A headstrong kayaker: "They're gonna swerve... Any minute now... Um, swerve, please..."
AdventurousDonut480
I wouldn't be surprised if it is AI.
Exyr
Oh dang. Yeah this is exactly something sora would make.
scissorxmextimbers
I guess it's true what they say. "Your odds of being hit by a hot air balloon while kayaking are low, but not zero."
duktayp
Damn, if only there was some way to move the kayak in the water 🤨
cousteau
An attempt was made.
Exyr
I have to assume that the hot air balloon has the right of way.
red411
I'm sure they have a sign that says "Balloons Have Right of Way In lake".
AzgarOgly
I would think that it is a common sense, but as we see in the video, it appears to be not quite common.
cousteau
*bonk*
cousteau
(they're OK, right?)
thepeenisbehindthetrenchcoat
what a cunt!
AzgarOgly
indeed the shape of kayak might resemble it
PutItInNeutral
Well shit. There goes @SeeThroughCanoe .
SeeThroughCanoe
oh lawd it's comin
MissivesFromTheTower
cousteau
Good thing that "ladies first" strategy worked. (God, why do I still remember this episode?)
MissivesFromTheTower
One of us! One of us! :D