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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3adadb/congress-admits-ufos-not-man-made-says-threats-increasing-exponentially
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
This just in; UFO's continue to be unidentified flying objects.
Hibs06
If there are aliens and they wanted to kill us they’d have done it a long time ago. There would be no threat from them.
ps238principal
They want the military to PROVE they're not man-made, as if they wouldn't have been working on that all along?
PostMoThoin
Flying saucers stopped when cars stopped having hubcaps
lightfoot2
Oh lord.
Galfronon
One congresswoman believes Jewish space lasers were used to start the wild fires in California. They're not exactly a reliable source.
Badgerimba
This is more far fetched and suggestive then some of the the traitor Tuckers "news" segments.
flack9099
If you believe in aliens then proceed to the luny bin immediately
GravyEducation
Must be aliens
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
This is insanely hard to read
Harryteeters
weebs228
I, for one, welcome out new overlords.
JonWallace1985
They’re ours. They’re always ours. No different than when they had no idea what those flying triangles people kept seeing were: f117 / b2
drok302
Secradon
Who had aliens on the apocalypse?
Diddomatic
I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
joshcrimson
We're seeing an uptick in these not because they're aliens, but because they're time-traveling tourists watching the shitshow.
versusentropy
time travellers don't have to leave, but arrive early to get a front row seat. the more show up, the closer the finale is.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
The terraforming is nearing completion.
Oblok
When there is challenging work to be done, they always find a bigger distraction to make people forget about the important stuff. :|
seniorcitizenfightclub
duktayp
Aliens: "We have killed all your leaders, and are taking over the planet" ... Humans: "Thank you" ...Aliens: "What?"
DurendaI
Humanity would make a kickass warrior servant race.
duktayp
We'll make great (Pets) --- Porno for Pyros
RustyRedbeard
The odds of another species wiping us out, before we do it ourselves, is disappointingly low.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
If they bribed Republicans into doing it, does that count as them or us doing it?
snikpmupgnihsamseht
I was just thinking on the drive to work this morning, what a beautiful paradise Earth would be without us.
ColmCorbec
Weren't a bunch of those explainable as artefacts from the camera tracking pods on the jets? Because of the rapid way the tracking heads/
OriginalSyn
Yes and others were explainable by being out of focus, some were odd due to parallax, others were just too far away to make any assertions
ColmCorbec
rotate and adjust while the plan is in motion it looks like there is an object on camera? I suppose the ones that had accompanying radar/
ColmCorbec
signatures aren't as easily attributed to this though.
Chattafaukup
Gotta prepare the people for the truth. Remember when Catholicism changed its ideals a while back to include aliens as part of gods plan?
snikpmupgnihsamseht
I remember when they got covid money for molesting kids.
Chattafaukup
uh.. yeah i mean... that too i guess....
adrianenspired
"non-man-made" means "unexplained," not specifically "extraterrestrial."
AndroidSoul
This right here. Verify things that are man made flying objects because the rest is usually a bird from a weird angle or dust on the lens
dryrunner
Yep, most (nonman made) are likely artifacts from camera software or hardware.
ButtersTheCat
Well, it is kinda hard to determine where something came from, if you don't know what it is.
adrianenspired
"kinda hard to determine" again, "don't know" does NOT mean "extraterrestrial." it's a nonsense, sensational, baseless conclusion.
DavidBrooker
Mistaking Venus for an aircraft counts as 'not man made'. It could also mean 'not tangible', depending on context. For example, 1/2
DavidBrooker
a spoofed radar return (eg, something designed to make false radar returns that appear like real objects rather than noise) may be 2/3
DavidBrooker
described as such depending on sentence structure even if the spoofing device is obviously man-made. 3/3