The power of remote commands you!

Feb 1, 2024 5:10 PM

Yep. Domestic violence is NEVER acceptable or excusable. Not from men. Not from women. Lose your shit and start hitting like that and it's over.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He loves her a lot, otherwise he wouldn't be bothered to do this.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

Busted

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Beat the devils out of him!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

trully excellent. the girl totally looses it lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*loses

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife would literally kill me, supernatural stuff freaks her the hell out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

‘Dead people should stay dead’

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

let's say it isn't staged & she's actually freaked the F out thinking he's legit possessed, in what world does going full tilt beat em up to death gonna help him or you?...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You have to beat the demons out.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might just be her normal response to being woken up unexpectedly.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, she does live alone...

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Your mother cooks socks in hell!

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Sislexydia, aren’t you ?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mother sews socks that smell

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sislexydia, aren’t you ?

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2 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

Happy little accidents!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this comment!

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The power of remote and pillow compels you!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

They called in the Irish priest, Patty O'Furniture.

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sick but very fun !

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain why so many women hit men like that after a prank, bad joke, fart or some other silliness? Not throwing judgement here, just genuinely interested, as it seems to be universal.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They are trying to find the reset button.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Women get away with violence. They can do it as much as they please.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Domestic abuse goes both ways.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't appreciate the emotional manipulation I'm guessing...

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I was watching a horror movie in a theater and at the scariest point in the movie, I screamed. Loudly. (43M at the time.) The woman two seats away, a stranger, leaned across the empty seat between us and slapped my shoulder kinda hard. She said, “You scared the SHIT out of me.” The two of us giggled at each other the rest of the movie. It didn’t hurt. But her first instinct was to reach across in a dark theater and hit a stranger? lol.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what an asshole

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 18

Jep. I don't understand why you get all the downvotes. As a woman I honestly would leave this man. Because I wouldn't think it funny to be scared like this by someone who should be my saveplace

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Thank you. He is a truly bad man, and Imgur bullies show they are also shitheads. Good women deserve better than that. I hope this woman finds a better man.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, there seems to be very few people who do not like pranks, I'm happy I'm not alone. Most pranks I see are mean and inconsiderate. I'll take my downvotes now please.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She needs a zorsist, but not any zorsist- she needs a ex-zorsist

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So not a zorsist anymore after all?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he quit, after the husbands playing pranks where all divorced. No wish to become a ex-ex-ex-orzist. There is still a market for explosive situation defusal in relationships.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Para" means "Stop it" in Spanish. (Can you say para?)

2 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 2

It sounded like Brazilian Portuguese.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Paranormal activity?

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2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*throws remote at you

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It also means 'for', which is what she's telling him. "For! FOR!"

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Doesn’t para mean for? (Una mesa para dos)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, if i do i get hit in the head!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only foreign word I know is paradeez

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought she was saying ‘baka’ but on rewatching you are right.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Para deez nuts lmao

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

::throws book::

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Para just means stop.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it's the imperative form, but yeah.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you avoid the chancla?

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Pfft, yes, of course I can. *fwipfwipfwipFwipFWipFWIppFWIPFWIPTHUD*
Ow, shit. nevermind.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0