Jul 13, 2022 11:39 PM
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DonDerper
Doggo wanted to participate too lol
spoonard
Quit monkeying around!!!
R2daJdude
igollum42
Playing kissy-feet. How cute
IAmGORT
Monkey: 'Man I can do this all day!'
staceBugTerror
Cringe
TCGView
Return to Monke...err, Ape.
AjaxRaxor
This is Doc Antles son, the inheritor to his rapist tiger based sex cult.
Rustedgear93
What?
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmRsJxuILd0&t=491s Apes are terrifying.
MyTubeRecap
Dog be like: "heck i wish i has some thumbs"
thrashingcows
v
jappie348
How yall gonna watch tiger king and come oit of it thinking doc oc's son is a good dude
PSYchr
Nothing like a primate showing how bad a primate you are.
AgamemnonsMemes
Yo i do NOT trust chimpanzees, anyone heard about that troop of like 30 that is routinely ambushing gorillas and kidnapping the babies? yeah
Korkenknopfus
Dog watches like “?”
Trelis
I like how it looks happy about it all though.
slidewhistlesymphony
Chimp can and will beat your ass.
lildude52ca
Jesus. that thing is HUGE. i've faught with alot of dudes in my time but thats one Mother i would not want to F*ck with
LAMovieDesign
Why do you get into lots of fights?
no idea man. just tonight i was talking with my sister on my cell when a random dude walking by jumped a fence to come take a swing at me1/2
i asked him wtf he was doing or why but he had no reason what so ever. just walks up, tosses his smoke and swings
Aptly names bars.
At least they put pants on him this time. Last video he had a boner the whole time.
OhIfIMust
Damn, dude really got into a brachiating race with a chimp?
wthamidoinghere
an attempt was made.
bizzybanana
Bet dude would beat him in a breakdancing race though.
drduffer
+1 for using brachiating correctly in a sentence. ⬆️
alantosai
I learned a new five-dollar word today!
bmaaaaaaac
I hate every ape I see....
BaconAlmighty
ahh they put pants on him this time, last time he was fully torqued.
Okay, but why's the chimp wearing them, too?
BigKyri
Now I'm the king of the swingersOh, the jungle VIPI've reached the top and had to stopAnd that's what botherin' me.
RexNihil
Try "King Louis" by the Electronic Swing Orchestra! It's catchy AF
FrogBotherer
You can call a chimpanzee a monkey if you like. I wouldn't.
JamueLSaxon4thEdition
At the time chimpanzees I was a monkey
danthorg
So chimpanzees cant play on monkey-bars now?
angrytransgirl
OOOOOOK.
Nandortherelentless
Ook.
Eek!
Makerofroads
You sound like a librarian I know
AvailingCow8
Isn't that doc antle's son?
ProfessorRectangle
Pretty sure it is, I've been to the zoo and met the guy. Sworn this was him while scrolling.
AllAnusMorissette
Didn't know that but every video I've seen him in he's cringey AF
LaffertyDanie1
I think so, so fuck him.
HawkmanXLII
Who? What?
Dad was on Tiger King and has a creepy sex cult, recently charged with money laundering and animal trafficking. A real POS.
Mavgurian
How was the son involved?
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I have always found this gif unsettling, for multiple reasons.
Megapyton66
Care to tell why?
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Maybe because the chimp enjoys it a little too much.
It's a new one. The previous one was unsettling mainly because the chimp sported a raging erection.
I see.
SPQAAE
Splinters.
Jbelkin
Hates evolution
thesameasyours
Just wait till he rips your arms off and eats your face
SaltyEsq
That's after the bench press competition
memoryshuffle
Nah, he's wearing shorts. It means he's a good guy chimp.
badatediting
Not MY face
Yourmomshouz
That's why the Rott is there
RazzleDazzle69
This is why Bonobos are better than chimps
ShutUpMeh
I don't wanna
KlausKringle
They really are just like humans!
kwayzu
Joe Rogan is that you?
OrkieBleu
Jamie pull up the video.
Fuckweasel
See: Charla Nash. It ate her face and parts of her arms. Literally. Horrific. Monkeys and Apes are not pets!
Bytencoder
With a nice Chianti?
sortofkindamadbutnotreally
TBF, Id rather be stuck in a room with a silverback than a chimp. Despite their stature, they are 100x more docile than chimps.
cgabgedchabbachange
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.562263
OffendedSkeleton
Take off and nuke then from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
stoots24
Genitals. They go for the genitals.
itsthejacket
And the anus, Does that count as genitals these days? I cant keep up
METROlD
Oh they go straight for your nutsack. They will rip your testicles off and eat your fuckin ears.
BklynPunisher
Skulldoor
Don't forget fingers! If you try to defend yourself they'll chomp those suckers off like they're havin' a snack.
IAmTheBadW01f
Don't threaten me with a good time
postingpandas
Wow, you guys seem to know a lot about this…
DadddyWarlord
I seen a lion rip a Buffalo nut sack right off and started to eat it front of the man. That shit hurt my groin watching it
YourMomWasHere
Damn. Lions do seem to enjoy going for the balls..
wythra
they do *what?*
Shitposting2017
Says it right there ^
KillingTlme
Their goal is reproduction. Removing your testicles makes their goal easier.
Oh that sounds lovely. I’m starting to think maybe we shouldn’t keep them in captivity.
ThreeMoneyAndNoKids
My safety radius for chimps just got waaaaay bigger
Which one?
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
All three
NirvanaNik
He only has one face.
pflugerville
The dog
hiyo365
Hahaha+1
pinatafarmer
Depends, got any bath salts?
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
If you got to ask you can’t afford it
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
We'll burn that bridge when we get there.
OntDave
A penny earned is worth two in the bush
JoshuaFalken
I've got $10?
That'll cover the copay if you don't have standard imgurian insurance.
Ok sure buddy, in this economy
Lol... 'Let me see the money'
iatezola
this is my fear in any human/chimp interaction
FartPoweredPogoStick
Arrogance and stupidity.
gaidinbdj
The key is education. They're highly social animals and have complex interactions. If you're not aware of them, it can go poorly for you.
BlueRonfar
That’s idiots trying to control them, this guy acts on their social ladder properly, they go easy on him like he’s a a dumb weak youth.
DonDerper
Doggo wanted to participate too lol
spoonard
Quit monkeying around!!!
R2daJdude
igollum42
Playing kissy-feet. How cute
IAmGORT
Monkey: 'Man I can do this all day!'
staceBugTerror
Cringe
TCGView
Return to Monke...err, Ape.
AjaxRaxor
This is Doc Antles son, the inheritor to his rapist tiger based sex cult.
Rustedgear93
What?
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmRsJxuILd0&t=491s Apes are terrifying.
MyTubeRecap
Dog be like: "heck i wish i has some thumbs"
thrashingcows
jappie348
How yall gonna watch tiger king and come oit of it thinking doc oc's son is a good dude
PSYchr
Nothing like a primate showing how bad a primate you are.
AgamemnonsMemes
Yo i do NOT trust chimpanzees, anyone heard about that troop of like 30 that is routinely ambushing gorillas and kidnapping the babies? yeah
Korkenknopfus
Dog watches like “?”
Trelis
I like how it looks happy about it all though.
slidewhistlesymphony
Chimp can and will beat your ass.
lildude52ca
Jesus. that thing is HUGE. i've faught with alot of dudes in my time but thats one Mother i would not want to F*ck with
LAMovieDesign
Why do you get into lots of fights?
lildude52ca
no idea man. just tonight i was talking with my sister on my cell when a random dude walking by jumped a fence to come take a swing at me1/2
lildude52ca
i asked him wtf he was doing or why but he had no reason what so ever. just walks up, tosses his smoke and swings
LAMovieDesign
Aptly names bars.
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
At least they put pants on him this time. Last video he had a boner the whole time.
OhIfIMust
Damn, dude really got into a brachiating race with a chimp?
wthamidoinghere
an attempt was made.
bizzybanana
Bet dude would beat him in a breakdancing race though.
drduffer
+1 for using brachiating correctly in a sentence. ⬆️
alantosai
I learned a new five-dollar word today!
bmaaaaaaac
I hate every ape I see....
BaconAlmighty
ahh they put pants on him this time, last time he was fully torqued.
OhIfIMust
Okay, but why's the chimp wearing them, too?
BigKyri
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me.
RexNihil
Try "King Louis" by the Electronic Swing Orchestra! It's catchy AF
FrogBotherer
You can call a chimpanzee a monkey if you like. I wouldn't.
JamueLSaxon4thEdition
At the time chimpanzees I was a monkey
danthorg
So chimpanzees cant play on monkey-bars now?
angrytransgirl
OOOOOOK.
Nandortherelentless
Ook.
OhIfIMust
Eek!
Makerofroads
You sound like a librarian I know
AvailingCow8
Isn't that doc antle's son?
ProfessorRectangle
Pretty sure it is, I've been to the zoo and met the guy. Sworn this was him while scrolling.
AllAnusMorissette
Didn't know that but every video I've seen him in he's cringey AF
LaffertyDanie1
I think so, so fuck him.
HawkmanXLII
Who? What?
LaffertyDanie1
Dad was on Tiger King and has a creepy sex cult, recently charged with money laundering and animal trafficking. A real POS.
Mavgurian
How was the son involved?
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I have always found this gif unsettling, for multiple reasons.
Megapyton66
Care to tell why?
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Maybe because the chimp enjoys it a little too much.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
It's a new one. The previous one was unsettling mainly because the chimp sported a raging erection.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I see.
SPQAAE
Splinters.
Jbelkin
Hates evolution
thesameasyours
Just wait till he rips your arms off and eats your face
SaltyEsq
That's after the bench press competition
memoryshuffle
Nah, he's wearing shorts. It means he's a good guy chimp.
badatediting
Not MY face
Yourmomshouz
That's why the Rott is there
RazzleDazzle69
This is why Bonobos are better than chimps
ShutUpMeh
I don't wanna
KlausKringle
They really are just like humans!
kwayzu
Joe Rogan is that you?
OrkieBleu
Jamie pull up the video.
Fuckweasel
See: Charla Nash. It ate her face and parts of her arms. Literally. Horrific. Monkeys and Apes are not pets!
Bytencoder
With a nice Chianti?
sortofkindamadbutnotreally
TBF, Id rather be stuck in a room with a silverback than a chimp. Despite their stature, they are 100x more docile than chimps.
cgabgedchabbachange
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.562263
OffendedSkeleton
Take off and nuke then from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
stoots24
Genitals. They go for the genitals.
itsthejacket
And the anus, Does that count as genitals these days? I cant keep up
cgabgedchabbachange
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.562263
METROlD
Oh they go straight for your nutsack. They will rip your testicles off and eat your fuckin ears.
BklynPunisher
Skulldoor
Don't forget fingers! If you try to defend yourself they'll chomp those suckers off like they're havin' a snack.
IAmTheBadW01f
Don't threaten me with a good time
postingpandas
Wow, you guys seem to know a lot about this…
DadddyWarlord
I seen a lion rip a Buffalo nut sack right off and started to eat it front of the man. That shit hurt my groin watching it
YourMomWasHere
Damn. Lions do seem to enjoy going for the balls..
BklynPunisher
wythra
Shitposting2017
Says it right there ^
KillingTlme
Their goal is reproduction. Removing your testicles makes their goal easier.
cgabgedchabbachange
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.562263
METROlD
Oh that sounds lovely. I’m starting to think maybe we shouldn’t keep them in captivity.
ThreeMoneyAndNoKids
My safety radius for chimps just got waaaaay bigger
FrogBotherer
Which one?
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
All three
NirvanaNik
He only has one face.
pflugerville
The dog
hiyo365
Hahaha+1
pinatafarmer
Depends, got any bath salts?
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
If you got to ask you can’t afford it
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
We'll burn that bridge when we get there.
OntDave
A penny earned is worth two in the bush
JoshuaFalken
I've got $10?
SaltyEsq
That'll cover the copay if you don't have standard imgurian insurance.
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
Ok sure buddy, in this economy
JoshuaFalken
Lol... 'Let me see the money'
iatezola
this is my fear in any human/chimp interaction
FartPoweredPogoStick
Arrogance and stupidity.
gaidinbdj
The key is education. They're highly social animals and have complex interactions. If you're not aware of them, it can go poorly for you.
BlueRonfar
That’s idiots trying to control them, this guy acts on their social ladder properly, they go easy on him like he’s a a dumb weak youth.