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Man I love this show… I can watch it for days.
Getting old sucks. The worst part is even when I’m not to tired, I don’t even really want to play video games anymore. Oh wait maybe I’m depressed.
This is an actual ticket I received recently…what does she expect?
Seriously this is the worst couple on TV, they have no chemistry and seem to actively hate each other.
Same thing.
Dog tax. You’ve put up with my phone clearing so you should be rewarded with a beautiful doggie!
pocsaclypse
#17 i giggled so loudly i spooked the cats
smashpro1
#47 Notice how the son's controller is taped up.
Tobbsdasock
#48 *fewer
PumpkinDriver5
#4 I don’t think it’s depression, I think our adult brains just don’t do the dopamine the same way. Most video games just don’t grab my attention the way they did when I was a kid.
Now, woodworking OTOH…
TapeLeg
#1 I'd nurse that sexy fucker all day
LordofGoats
#33 A lot of people blame Reagan for how awful the US has become for the common people, but that's only because of all the stuff he did that has had effects through to the modern day. Let's not forget that there are all the people who still think what he did was good and are still exacerbating all those problems.
QuatermainFT
#21 huge amount of it isn't farmland, so dont give them idea that farmers, and especially ranchers, should have more power. lot of the west is public lands. that ranchers have exploited and destroyed for going on centuries.
keyblader1985
#4
oldbaldjewishman
Excellent dump, thank you
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
#48 Casper college would seriously benefit from one. It's built on the side of a mountain and has 4 floors is stairs that's a straight shot. Very eacalatorable.
Targe0
#5
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Impossible!
3Davideo
#6 As in like another phone picked up and directed the call to them instead of the front desk? I seem to recall the phones at my mom's workplace could do something like that...
martoktheavenger
Yeah, sounds like they're expecting the front desk phone not to show a missed call if the call was answered elsewhere.
ziralien
If I had a P90 with 50 rounds in it and was in a room with Khan, Dukat, and Tuvix I would unload the entire magazine into Tuvix.
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TheFastpaws
#27 Me and my friends won a talent show in elementary school doing a skit like this to a song. I think it was long tall lankin Jones maybe? I don't really remember. We had fun though and we won!
NightOwlRally
#1 kinda reminds me of a joke I read once. Man comes home to his wife and talks about his bad day, how his boss rode him the entire shift, and that the only thing that would make his day better is a blowjob.
His wife just said, "where are you going to find a dick to suck this time of night?"
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
I’m sure an enterprising young man would have no difficulty.
NightOwlRally
Like the guy who sucked dick for bus fare, -then walked-.
maxredspeed3
#6 I'm assuming she means if the call is answered somewhere else. For example, let's say it's late at night and the employee is in the office doing paperwork. Maybe there is an option to 'intercept' front-desk calls on the office phone? So the employee could answer the call within 2 rings, but because they answered on the office phone instead of the front desk phone, technically the front desk shows it as a missed call (even though it was answered within 2 rings).
Jhazkrit
#12 Rest in peace Akira Toriyama. Dragonball will never be the same without you.
TheFastpaws
His apprentice isn't so bad. If the rights weren't in that legal tie up I think he'd do a good job carrying it on.
lizardbones
Dragon Ball was hardly the same WITH him. the difference between Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z is practically night and day (both are good shows though)
PearjuiceATX
#27 Fare, not Faire.. ugh
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
#12 beer instead of coke, but else spot-on
Terran81
#4 I hate this feeling. Been going on several years now. Like… the one thing I enjoy, I don’t enjoy anymore. Life just sucked the soul out of me. I end up just flipping through YouTube until I pass out to repeat it all again tomorrow.
DoomCookie9k
*hugs!* If you can afford it, therapy, SSRIs, self care, etc have brought me back out of the darkest of darkness. I still slip back in, but not as deep or as often. Be kind to yourself.
Orlandonuts
#7 Saving this for 8 months from now
MadamPuddifoot
#50 that IS a beautiful doggy. Also, love Snidely Whiplash.
jridley
#48 ...fewer :)
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
You are correct.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
#36 Upvotd Sanrio catgirls
SlyMrFox
#1
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kahooki
#22 https://chiefobrienatwork.com/ explains a lot of that relationship.
BigBlueWonder
#22 That is some classic boomer-humour. Haven’t seen one of those in the wild for a long time.
Myoron
Seriously. It's only DS9 they had marital issues and it was because of the situation, they were a good couple in TNG.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Eh, they were barely on screen together in TNG. And they still had no real chemistry.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Not really boomer humor, the joke isn’t “I hate my wife,” the joke is, “here’s a supposedly happy couple who are in a really bad, toxic relationship.”
titoitoi
rbudrick
Yeah, or used against us then or later.
42what
Its okay that they are uncomfortable. They will get through it and be better the at it the next time. We all have to learn and grow. Please let yourself be a whole human being. We need it
Targe0
That's part of why it needs to be done more.
So that they don't feel uncomfortable about it.
MichikoTheJungleFox
You gotta find the right people, not just randos.
titoitoi
Only ever done it with people I know, closely. Most are going through their own problems, I understand.
senyu
#26
Targe0
And that's how Mr. Crabs deals with people who dine and dash.
DarthWaiterSE
God damn, I love me some Venture Brothers.
TheMostKink
Doesn't it turn out that he actually tied him up on the other tracks, just to scare him shitless?
SlyMrFox
It leaves it vague.
graehall
He's one of my favourite characters from a show that is absolutely overflowing with amazing characters
Rogahar
... what's the show?
idiotsonfire
Venture Brothers.
FrankBrayman
This from a late season of The Venture Brothers.
Rogahar
Huh. My exposure to TVB has almost exclusively been the early seasons I guess, I figured they just did the thing a lot of Adult Swim cartoons do and kept the same animation style/'quality' even as their popularity and budget increased.
ToSisPoS
#11 Donna is at least 15 now in the Walkyverse. I miss Shortpacked! One a year is not enough.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
For whatever reason, I never got into reading it regularly, it was just one of those comics I’d think about randomly then go read a bunch all at once.
ToSisPoS
As any good web comic should be consumed.