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#meme_dump #funny #meme
superpaul79
#2 Scorpio.
DavidMadsen
33 years old, still a child apparently... I don't mind, because If I ever stop doing stuff like that it's because I'm no longer alive
ExTechOp
#18 One reason for this happening is that people say their own name so often they tend to slur phrases with it: "yambrandahannthissislizz".
Jellyyy81
#21 - I do that with pickles at Subway, ask 3 x separately for pickles as “extra pickles” is never enough
MikeReese9
I remember neon yellow Tedral. For asthma. Banana flavored. It said on the label.
JericoJones23
#27 'a horse is a horse, of course, of course'
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#17 I've seen .bat files executing VBA that are older then me holding together some financial systems
FreeRangeToast
#1 if anything i used less umbrellas when i was a kid because yayyy rain is wet and also splish splash puddle time. fuck an umbrella.
TwoRedwoods
#4 had better music videos than anything on tv at the time
FreeRangeToast
#42 i was alergic to amoxicillin so no i do not, but good dear holy fuck thats terrifying…
PTNLemay
#1 it's kind of like poverty shaming. Thinking by the time you become an adult you must have a car and a garage and so should never worry.
rohers
#17 let's not forget the macros that no one knows how to fix but they form an important part of an important process
LittleCutiePie
#27 In Robin Hobb's Realm of the Elderlings series, no one knows what an Elderling is and can't find a definition for this exact same reason
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
#29 In one picture. The reason why democracy doesn't always work.
synonymswirl
#6 my username is finally relevant
CyanideBreathMint
#15 All born on third base and swear they hit a home run.
thepuppeteer777
I mean you are born waterproof. Your clothes and hair get wet. You aren't hydrophobic though...
Idontspellcheck
What's a horse?
Goodmerlinpeen
MacAwesome
Everyone knows what a horse is
rbudrick
No idea. And why was that entry in English?
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
#1 I'm a simple man, I like the way rain sounds on an umbrella.
Sutashi
I'm from Kansas. The rain comes in sideways from all directions. Umbrellas are just a waste of time.
dwideshruud
#23 had to do this with Diablo Immortal
tantallous
deleting games for it or deleting diablo? b/c it doesn't take very much space.. one of the smaller games i've tried recently.
dwideshruud
Had to free up 4gbs yo download all of it.
tantallous
dang. need more storage space. or delete a few porns or something. :D
TheFunionKnight
#17 the fact that this is how humanities modern technological infrastructure works is why I think the adeptus mechanicus is a realsitic
secondtalon
In fairness to the AdMech, our computers and cars don't have a chance of becoming sentient and murdering half a city.
TheFunionKnight
Expectation of humanities future. So much maintenance is done simply because it was handed down and no one knows why it works
secondtalon
Also the last time they didn't do it, the bolter grew legs and a face and killed 17 people, because it was chaos tainted. Just do the ritual
Ghlargh
What drug is #1 on? You can't give umbrellas to kids, they just break them. Kids get raincoats, grownups get umbrellas.
rbudrick
My kid breaks everything. Only umbrella she ever broke was some other kid's who was poking her with it.
Ghlargh
My brother broke/lost an incredible number of umbrellas.
Dragon10449
#15 i hate bald headed bitch Bezos, but $300k to start a business isnt a lot. To open up a McDonald's as a franchisee it costs a few million
Ninethousandone
That would be around $600,000 today after inflation, which isn’t insignificant. Also, don’t just hate on bald people, it’s genetic.
Dragon10449
That's about standard for opening a small business. Opening a subway, one of the cheapest franchisee fast foods to open, is about a quarter
Dragon10449
To half that amount. Initial costs are usually really high. And u can't trust someone who needs to put sunscreen on their head.
rbudrick
Gimme 300k and 20 years and I'll make the McDowell's brand Amazon that will destroy Bezos.
Harkencur
I give it 5 years, and Bezos would either crush you, or buy you out. Can't have competition
rbudrick
Buy me out when my goal is to crush him? No buyouts!
thomerow
#4 I'm this old: 10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10
dmd3eorg
https://www.amazon.com/10-PRINT-CHR-205-5-RND/dp/0262018462
thomerow
Thanks! I didn't know this existed!
Ghlargh
I'm just as old but too poor to have had a computer at that time.
thomerow
Same! We entered these kinds of one liners into computers which were on display in malls as kids.
Ghlargh
Our city didn't have a mall, the only computer store didn't have display computers. The only display machines were pure games machines.
emptyother
How to make a programmer: When the 7-year old kid ask for a Nintendo give them a C64 without games. :P
fartharder
...and a book with a handful they can type in
EaNasirIsABastard
#1 I'm not a doctor but I am pretty sure you are born fully waterproof.
fartharder
Only until you open your mouth.
theangryjanitor
#5
theangryjanitor
oooooooooo #7 too
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Leading to #16 I presume
theangryjanitor
#19
rbudrick
Illegal move detected. Time will now collapse.
mistaopportunity
ALWAYS Watching wazowski.
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
People calling themselves toxic are simply cunts. As if "owning" up to your "toxicity" would justify it, nah, you a cunt.
Jaqdakloun
[slowly lowers head in shame]
FuzzyWolfy329
It’s true. ‘Owning it’ but choosing not to mitigate or work on it is basically the biggest, brightest red flag you can ever choose to wave.
Inmate45
"You don't understand, I'm apologising" ... "ok... I don't forgive you."
Ithinkiloveher93
My ex does this crap...."what, I cant help that im toxic". So annoying....
catamenia
I think the tweet was referring to someone who pissed them off, in the form of a riddle. Although maybe that makes the op toxic anyway
lordretroCartoonGod
#42 nope, because I'm allergic to amoxycillan
Raeilgunne
same. I was covered in hives and had a high fever for a week. Was given it for something, but I remember not feeling sick till after.
tesseract4d2
Same! I found out with bubblegum flavored penicillin. Got hives and had trouble breathing, had to go to the ER.
EatsBees
i found out im allergic to zithromax when i was given some for strep throat as a young child ?
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Probably not the best time to find out, I'd wager
EatsBees
ohhhh it was NOT :D
awkwardbeautiful
The banana one was gross. The bubble gum one was the shit tho.
Thatsadownvotin
The bubble gum one was the best of them all
DarKandTwistedbartender
Notice how it didn’t taste bananaish at all? Because the quality used is extinct today, twas Gros Michel, today we only have Cavendish banan
awkwardbeautiful
Interesting, I didn’t think of that.
myhousesmellsliketuna
Whatever flavor the pink one was, that one was delicious. I wouldn’t say it was bubblegum. More.. strawberry baby powder.
johnmulaneysghost
I had some kiwi berry something at starbucks a while back and it was like unlocking a core memory. Exactly the flavor of pink amox somehow
myhousesmellsliketuna
*even if the flavor was supposed to be bubblegum just describing how it actually tasted
awkwardbeautiful
It was advertised as bubble gum, at least in the ‘80’s / easy ‘90’s. Who knows what the actual flavoring was.
DoughSlayer
#4 not Winamp, though. Damn I miss Winamp.
InfOracle
Mine came with Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars
HenchGoalkeeper66
Flash82
You can still download it, I never stopped using it
DoughSlayer
Yeah, maybe the issue is that I don't really own any music anymore
HisBubbliness
I still rock 2.8 to this day. I even began making my own skins after all this time.
TheLeanWolf
it really whips the llama's ass!
Zoroasterisk
Foobar2000 or MediaMonkey are good modern alternatives, IMO
metalMYA
Euh… *whispers in secret* ‘I still use it’
HoSpanky
Yep. Use this for my shop’s music. It uses minimal memory and it has no extraneous bullshit on startup.
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
Same ?
drw16
install the milkdrop visual plugin and thank me later
Spagget
Still best visualizer I've seen. Now with 120 fps it's hnghhhh
TheLastKingOfSomewhere
Milkdrop was awesome
lawlandorder
I am also an avid Winamp user.
itsthevoiceman
Well which one is it, Avid or Winamp?
lawlandorder
I didn't know there was such a thing as an avid music player, so Winamp. :D
BeelzebobRoss
It really whips the llama's ass.
metalMYA
Nów we’re talking! (Bleeting? What do you call the llamas call??)
ILikeTinyBoxes
Careful grandpa or your blood pressure might spike again
metalMYA
Apple-sauce… Ouch my hip!