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kaijuuGold
this is the spartan way
clovisthefrank
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
Fishamil
I just imitated this and literally found crumbs.
smititar
Funny how Leonidas wouldn't accept ephialtes cause he couldn't stand in the shield wall but then half the movie is individual killing sprees
DarkRedCape
Spartans use shield wall to nullify the brunt of a charge, then push back with spears. Then break out to capitalise on enemy morale collapse
LUCKELEO
I'd pick watching this any day any time over 300 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7MYlRzLqD0&t=
sturmhauke
PULLO! FORMATION! (Pullo continues trying to be a movie Spartan)
NuclearMonk
His hunger was stifling; it narrowed his vision, and he must see far. His belly was heavy; it threw him off balance, and the food was far.
DocHdaCook
The Pearl, Steinbeck
MetaSomma
FreeRangeToast
heislegend
Relatable, except it's from my kids eating cookies on my side of the bed
mdizzly
Your shield is the bed and your kids are the arrows?
Cr4zyC4tLady
At first I was like “I love how you say that like they get a side of the b-......you know what nevermind. I take it back”
Cr4zyC4tLady
I don’t give my kid a side of the bed, but I DO get a monkey bouncing on my bed daily!
Seminole4ever
Leatherneck1833
Now 2 hours
Seminole4ever
How long before I get deleted?
heislegend
37 minutes and still strong
Sayagain
Survive!!!!
Magus25
Damn it now I want to watch 300, but only the first one!
vudak
Eva green tho...
DreamOnFire
EVA GREEN THOUGH!
DocHdaCook
As someone who knows Mr. Wallace, you were not yawning like a lethargic bear; you were a lethargic bear yawning.
weaselodoom
Fun fact: a lot of quotes and deads in that movie are historically correct. Spartan women were held to a higher regard than most other
sturmhauke
Well, Herodotus wrote a lot of that stuff down. Whether it's accurate is another matter.
weaselodoom
Countries, and spartans did use bodies in that wall for psychological warfare. One of my favorite things is a spartan king replying to a
weaselodoom
letter from another king. The king asked the Spartans if they were to be either allies or subjugated. The Spartan king replied "neither"
weaselodoom
The other king sent a letter saying "If we enter your country, we will end you all". The Spartan king replied with a letter saying "If"
weaselodoom
The other king decided to not attack...
Pm713
Wasn't that because Sparta didn't have enough valuable stuff/land to be worth conquering?
duckgrad06
And like 300, the only way I’m going to have a six pack like that is with cgi
DocHdaCook
Sir you have completely forgotten the existence of airbrushing.
WelllllIllBeDamned
Actually its airbrushed abs
HeadJamistan
Oh no those are real. Their workout regimen for that movie was insane.
duckgrad06
Technically yes, however they did touch them up with cgi to make them more defined
sordatos
Make up, they used make up, BUT the whole movie has post-production treatment to have that sharp contrast and kinda bronze look to it
YoursTrulee
And practical makeup effects as well.
Atombrain111
Just imagine having to work out everyday for 8 hours just for them to CGI it all out.
astrangehop
My moustache!
TheSorrowsofYoungWerthersOriginal
Imagine putting yourself through extreme diets and cosmetic surgery for them to airbrush you anyway. Our aesthetic senses are spoiled.
sordatos
They wanted them to look like ancient Greek statues
TheSorrowsofYoungWerthersOriginal
Ancient Greek statues are part of the problem. The obsession over symmetry and idealized proportions. The ideal of beauty distracts from 1/2
TheSorrowsofYoungWerthersOriginal
beauty that actually exists. Senses over imaginations, reality over ideas.
JunWasHere
The crumbs go flying. Hardcut to a close-up of inside a house walls, where a scouting ant suddenly turns its head. Ominous music drop.
JunWasHere
DocHdaCook
Did you make that GIF before the comment and needed a segue to use it? Because it seems like..etc.
JunWasHere
No, I googled it. I think you're projecting something. What exactly, I wouldn't know, but please give that some thought. :p
DocHdaCook
Nah fam I'm good
ItSaysNoHomers
DooganWang
Molon labe!
gabbyemm
Thank you
ralphmelish
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
kleverbluejones
ah, so you're saying it wasn't a sword
DarthGuacamole
Top 50 movies ever made.
ahhhhtomzilla
HopelessNecr0mantic
I love me some 300, but no.
PatronSaintofKillers
I would consider it in the Top 50 "visually amazing" movies. Same with Sucker Punch. Not the best movies but the visuals are amazing
ThatsATwat
Taintlicker
Well yes but no but actually yes i gotta admit. Cant name 50 movies so i'll let this one pass.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I always thought it was too "hero worship". It was like the Mission Impossible movies.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
Ok I get why I'm being downvoted, but am I the only one who thinks that having invincible superkillers as protagonists is kinda patronizing?
MrE158
They pretty explicitly weren't invincible though. Like... they kinda all died.
Noblert
It was kindof about heroes
sordatos
Well it was point, show their heroic stand
dildofight
Yea but couldn't they have like....changed the story a bit....maybe they could've talked the Persians into a dance battle or something?
sordatos
If you wanted song and dance you should've go to the Athenians
Zanyinj
Off the hook reference, always upvote meet the spartans
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
bUt zAcK sNyDEr sUckS
NorwegianSheepknuller
He does, but sometimes he sucks less
jennym123
I don't think he sucks so much as sold out. Watchmen, Dawn of the Dead Remake & 300 were all amazing. Later stuff... not so much.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Totally agree
Varimothras
MoS was great, BvS seems... meddled with.
jennym123
There was a scene involving a jar of pee. I think Snyder had a decent say.