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Mar 15, 2018 2:23 AM
derschweiz
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meeseeksyouseeks
One of the best dumps I've seen in a while
sjbrooksy7447
Toddler tamer would just make son's legs freaky strong and it always makes me laugh when I have no idea some one is talking to me.
theRealZissou
My stepped dad died in a sky diving accident. Well he killed himself but definitely a pretty white thing to do
AbsolutelyNotADragon
Elmo still wants a tickle.
VictoryWine
Matchbox 20 is good tho
Sekai
I thought it was a surplus of bees
nolittleplans
lesbian Ben Affleck is right
NotExplosive
Does anyone have data on the demographic of hot air balloon fatalities? I wanna know if it really is all white people
blakrokshuuta11
#8 grew up with weed smoking parents, their line was "if I find out you have weed and didn't share"
schufffox
#36 is a fake, it would have collected 999999 likes already
misspeach8
#9 *bork
MrBananahat
And then you have German Shepherds thatthroq the scale way off.
Vallanth
101.5 "the hammer" fm has me laughing still.
Acmer77
Mojito = little morphine?
ArcaneAlchemist
I downvoted every time I see #2 because whether it's funny or not it's racist and I believe in actually equality
derschweiz
Oh no you poor oppressed soul...
theheroinesuglysister
I very much enjoyed this
ImNoBorat
Martin Landau of Goats
SirBrendan
#27 Monopoly was actually designed to show the inequality of land ownership in a capitalist system. LOL, ROFL?
NotAPup
#14 “hey you wanna get out of here?”
DukeBravo
#9, somewhere in there is the Beagle that goes BaroooooOOOOoooo
ilikeyourpics
La croix is so bland it tastes like water that was sat next to some fruit for 30mins
CrazyGuyOnABike
"A duffel bag of seals" never fails to get me no matter how many times I see it
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
#1 I don't get what a pornstar has to do with eating a candle
Larirari
What?
CynicalAsshole69
Do not Google Remy LaCroix.
StupidNoraGarbageface
I think I need Morgan Freeman to read the lyrics to Hey Ya.
llarkspurrs
#15 who is Pakalu Papito?? Why he everywhere
ZOMGNO
Go to google image search. Look at his best tweets. Worship him.
dukeas365
I think a parka of seals might be a good one
StupidNoraGarbageface
A boot of snakes.
Greatwood
#6 his hand says meatball but his hand has a giant dorito
auserwithaname
It's a doro can't you read?
Greatwood
But his right hand says spicy meatball
Larirari
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/177/176/5de.png
Anistuffs
shelbyonfire
Thanks for fucking me up again dude
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
Moths, you say? https://memegenerator.net/img/images/10721715.jpg
cacklehyena
Captain Hammer: Corporate Tool
PyllyNalleMissionaries
What is this, a comment highly underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees oughta put a stop to that.
heinoushedgehogs
DR BEEEEEEEES