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Aug 30, 2021 7:36 PM

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Moist

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, which one of you perverts fucked the tree?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Quick! Put some mosquitoes into it so aliens can resurrect us in the far future and we can eat them!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#WILF

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

r/grool

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

me when you send the spicy memes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife when she sees me in my uggs mixing some cocktails.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Well, it's not Ben Shapiro's wife.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honey? If there is a hive in the crevice and the fall smashed or disrupted it enough.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When he leaves you laying on the bed while he fetches a towel

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Things Ben Shapiro have never witnessed.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

When she finds out about your perfect credit score.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got some wood that had been part of a beam in a warehouse for a hundred years, and when cut, it still oozed some sap. But not like this.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably should be marked as "mature" because the mods might have impure thoughts about trees.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

At least as Nature

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, did I click on the sap pie category?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Usually around the time they ask for a towel?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im just thinking how much turpentine i could make from that.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When a vegan sees grass

4 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 6

Is that sap? Does it usually pour out like that?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

you are essentially watching that tree bleed out through a main artery :)

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It can, cut down a tree In spring, as sap runs high. It’ll pour out of a tree once you make a hole.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've heard of the Giving Tree but never a Jizzing Tree!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking wet ass tree

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

. . . put your dick in it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The song is "Wet Ass Poplar."

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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a tree bleeding out

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A tree that's very aroused.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did you get this video on my asshole?

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You are Groot?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, did you lay your phone on your asshole while the video was playing?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should probably see a doctor. Or an arborist. Maybe both

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And maybe a exorcist

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

I need to know when and where this trick works. I didn't know anything about survival things or similar.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It definitely works at your moms house

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

username checks out ✔

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Sappy

4 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

Sappy seconds

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

looks more gummy then sappy to me. but I'm no arborist.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's maple syrup.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not yet it isn't

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4 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 2

r/grool my name says it all look at your own risk.. bye off to bring more the joy of Slaanesh

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nuff said

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hieroglyphics we all understand

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wood.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tree was clearly soaked in too much wood. Never thought I’d see the day.

4 years ago | Likes 748 Dislikes 8

I'm swearing at you because you beat me to it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Too much wood will do that. ?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sick throwback ref, brah.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

@SHITTYBANANAS you've been summoned

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pepperidge farm remembers

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s a creampie >_<

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe i am being to blunt ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wood also occasionally leaks

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

I usually make a small joke about it. You know, like: "Haha, I'm a basketball player. I dribble before I shoot."

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

don't get the idiots started, they'll come here spamming it in all caps like it's funny

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

.......spamming what?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shh, they’re coming...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the distance ......*timbeeeer*

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please. The dendrophile people here won't be able to contain themself

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Is this similar to "dolphin juice?

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

I’m callin bullshit

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly afraid of googling this term so i'm just going to ask you what it means? Dendrophili is basically sexual love for trees

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Sauce on dolphin juice

4 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

I was reading this 5min ago

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Thank you. I don't know why i was worried looking this up

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How I'm tryna die

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I'm selling this to the army

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hear me out, genetically...modified...goats

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So whos down spend the next 2-3 years getting into marine park specific jobs to steal dolphin pussy juice, wait can we just get a dolphin

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So imma have joe exotic level crazy but in a water park where you can fuck or even buy dolphins, for legal reasons i dont live in the US

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