Aug 30, 2021 7:36 PM
LowDownDirtyDeceiver
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Noobaliciou5
Moist
darthstormer
Alright, which one of you perverts fucked the tree?
HansVerhaegen
Quick! Put some mosquitoes into it so aliens can resurrect us in the far future and we can eat them!
tomtomtomFR
#WILF
Megusta
r/grool
clearlyselfloving
me when you send the spicy memes
Raglefant
Nognom
My wife when she sees me in my uggs mixing some cocktails.
skorch
apostlepk
Well, it's not Ben Shapiro's wife.
sirbeardomcbeardsalot
Honey? If there is a hive in the crevice and the fall smashed or disrupted it enough.
HandyDandySuppressor
When he leaves you laying on the bed while he fetches a towel
FellaWithUmbrella
Things Ben Shapiro have never witnessed.
jliviKittenJunkie
When she finds out about your perfect credit score.
tgeliot
I got some wood that had been part of a beam in a warehouse for a hundred years, and when cut, it still oozed some sap. But not like this.
thedewser
Probably should be marked as "mature" because the mods might have impure thoughts about trees.
subparsubpoena
At least as Nature
astromoondoggie
Wait, did I click on the sap pie category?
dad476King
Usually around the time they ask for a towel?
MrFancyPanzer
Im just thinking how much turpentine i could make from that.
Amishplowboy
When a vegan sees grass
ItsTwoRaccooooons
Is that sap? Does it usually pour out like that?
81dovahkiin
you are essentially watching that tree bleed out through a main artery :)
Sporkeldee
It can, cut down a tree In spring, as sap runs high. It’ll pour out of a tree once you make a hole.
CoachMcgurl
I've heard of the Giving Tree but never a Jizzing Tree!
smaard
Fucking wet ass tree
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
. . . put your dick in it
GondwanaCraton
The song is "Wet Ass Poplar."
mrshihtzu
a tree bleeding out
BenderRodriguezz
A tree that's very aroused.
VibratingNipples
How did you get this video on my asshole?
You are Groot?
invaderjay87
I dunno, did you lay your phone on your asshole while the video was playing?
TheSilverSeraph
You should probably see a doctor. Or an arborist. Maybe both
And maybe a exorcist
mastabates72
Musklim
I need to know when and where this trick works. I didn't know anything about survival things or similar.
Nateinthewild
It definitely works at your moms house
MIniMenInChests
username checks out ✔
aChungusAmongUs
Sappy
RedPandaDeluxe
Sappy seconds
Millsslslsls
looks more gummy then sappy to me. but I'm no arborist.
waldo9254
That's maple syrup.
greendinosaur
Not yet it isn't
TupacAintDead
Itscalledart
r/grool my name says it all look at your own risk.. bye off to bring more the joy of Slaanesh
Yonkle
Nuff said
StormCrowMith
Hieroglyphics we all understand
ThorGodOfHammerz
I wood.
JustAnotherGoodGuy2816969
beAbetterperson7
That tree was clearly soaked in too much wood. Never thought I’d see the day.
Rkfinecake
I'm swearing at you because you beat me to it.
bodhitr33
Too much wood will do that. ?
J1m8ob
Sick throwback ref, brah.
clevernash
@SHITTYBANANAS you've been summoned
Mycatisbetterthanyourcat03
Pepperidge farm remembers
MrToday
I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago
Stefan33
That’s a creampie >_<
Maybe i am being to blunt ?
LooseyGooseyBrett
My wood also occasionally leaks
I usually make a small joke about it. You know, like: "Haha, I'm a basketball player. I dribble before I shoot."
DickTipPapercut
don't get the idiots started, they'll come here spamming it in all caps like it's funny
DaveTBull
.......spamming what?
Spaz125
Shh, they’re coming...
In the distance ......*timbeeeer*
Mohareb
Please. The dendrophile people here won't be able to contain themself
victalany
taksoto
Is this similar to "dolphin juice?
RVAALLDAY
I’m callin bullshit
I'm honestly afraid of googling this term so i'm just going to ask you what it means? Dendrophili is basically sexual love for trees
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
Sauce on dolphin juice
ThanosTheGreat
I was reading this 5min ago
Thank you. I don't know why i was worried looking this up
Hurro
How I'm tryna die
WestieTree5
I'm selling this to the army
LordRevan2584
Hear me out, genetically...modified...goats
mobileimgurlags
So whos down spend the next 2-3 years getting into marine park specific jobs to steal dolphin pussy juice, wait can we just get a dolphin
So imma have joe exotic level crazy but in a water park where you can fuck or even buy dolphins, for legal reasons i dont live in the US
Noobaliciou5
Moist
darthstormer
Alright, which one of you perverts fucked the tree?
HansVerhaegen
Quick! Put some mosquitoes into it so aliens can resurrect us in the far future and we can eat them!
tomtomtomFR
#WILF
Megusta
r/grool
clearlyselfloving
me when you send the spicy memes
Raglefant
Nognom
My wife when she sees me in my uggs mixing some cocktails.
skorch
apostlepk
Well, it's not Ben Shapiro's wife.
sirbeardomcbeardsalot
Honey? If there is a hive in the crevice and the fall smashed or disrupted it enough.
HandyDandySuppressor
When he leaves you laying on the bed while he fetches a towel
FellaWithUmbrella
Things Ben Shapiro have never witnessed.
jliviKittenJunkie
When she finds out about your perfect credit score.
tgeliot
I got some wood that had been part of a beam in a warehouse for a hundred years, and when cut, it still oozed some sap. But not like this.
thedewser
Probably should be marked as "mature" because the mods might have impure thoughts about trees.
subparsubpoena
At least as Nature
astromoondoggie
Wait, did I click on the sap pie category?
dad476King
Usually around the time they ask for a towel?
MrFancyPanzer
Im just thinking how much turpentine i could make from that.
Amishplowboy
When a vegan sees grass
ItsTwoRaccooooons
Is that sap? Does it usually pour out like that?
81dovahkiin
you are essentially watching that tree bleed out through a main artery :)
Sporkeldee
It can, cut down a tree In spring, as sap runs high. It’ll pour out of a tree once you make a hole.
CoachMcgurl
I've heard of the Giving Tree but never a Jizzing Tree!
smaard
Fucking wet ass tree
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
. . . put your dick in it
GondwanaCraton
The song is "Wet Ass Poplar."
mrshihtzu
81dovahkiin
a tree bleeding out
BenderRodriguezz
A tree that's very aroused.
VibratingNipples
How did you get this video on my asshole?
GondwanaCraton
You are Groot?
invaderjay87
I dunno, did you lay your phone on your asshole while the video was playing?
TheSilverSeraph
You should probably see a doctor. Or an arborist. Maybe both
VibratingNipples
And maybe a exorcist
mastabates72
Musklim
I need to know when and where this trick works. I didn't know anything about survival things or similar.
Nateinthewild
It definitely works at your moms house
MIniMenInChests
username checks out ✔
aChungusAmongUs
Sappy
RedPandaDeluxe
Sappy seconds
Millsslslsls
looks more gummy then sappy to me. but I'm no arborist.
waldo9254
That's maple syrup.
greendinosaur
Not yet it isn't
TupacAintDead
Itscalledart
r/grool my name says it all look at your own risk.. bye off to bring more the joy of Slaanesh
Yonkle
Nuff said
StormCrowMith
Hieroglyphics we all understand
ThorGodOfHammerz
I wood.
JustAnotherGoodGuy2816969
beAbetterperson7
That tree was clearly soaked in too much wood. Never thought I’d see the day.
Rkfinecake
I'm swearing at you because you beat me to it.
bodhitr33
Too much wood will do that. ?
J1m8ob
Sick throwback ref, brah.
clevernash
@SHITTYBANANAS you've been summoned
Mycatisbetterthanyourcat03
Pepperidge farm remembers
MrToday
I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago
Stefan33
That’s a creampie >_<
Stefan33
Maybe i am being to blunt ?
LooseyGooseyBrett
My wood also occasionally leaks
GondwanaCraton
I usually make a small joke about it. You know, like: "Haha, I'm a basketball player. I dribble before I shoot."
DickTipPapercut
don't get the idiots started, they'll come here spamming it in all caps like it's funny
DaveTBull
.......spamming what?
Spaz125
Shh, they’re coming...
DaveTBull
In the distance ......*timbeeeer*
Mohareb
Please. The dendrophile people here won't be able to contain themself
victalany
taksoto
Is this similar to "dolphin juice?
RVAALLDAY
I’m callin bullshit
Mohareb
I'm honestly afraid of googling this term so i'm just going to ask you what it means? Dendrophili is basically sexual love for trees
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
Sauce on dolphin juice
ThanosTheGreat
I was reading this 5min ago
Mohareb
Thank you. I don't know why i was worried looking this up
Hurro
How I'm tryna die
WestieTree5
I'm selling this to the army
LordRevan2584
Hear me out, genetically...modified...goats
mobileimgurlags
So whos down spend the next 2-3 years getting into marine park specific jobs to steal dolphin pussy juice, wait can we just get a dolphin
mobileimgurlags
So imma have joe exotic level crazy but in a water park where you can fuck or even buy dolphins, for legal reasons i dont live in the US