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Cleaning my phone, one meme dump at a time
Dump-A-Day 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/y2H1WXp
Dump-A-Day 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/pCt2ejf
Dump-A-Day 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZOtXKHh
Dump-A-Day 4: https://imgur.com/gallery/fNTp25A
Dump-A-Day 5: https://imgur.com/gallery/LASNzPf
Dump-A-Day 6: https://imgur.com/gallery/4sTnIQV
Dump-A-Day 7: https://imgur.com/gallery/uGU80Xo
Dump-A-Day 8: https://imgur.com/gallery/sQ940ug
Dump-A-Day 9: https://imgur.com/gallery/OmILZaH
deadpandas
Party like Gatsby is just sitting alone in a room while other people have fun. Also you pay for stuff then probably die in a pool.
DrDings
Someone explain #10 for a friend?
pumpkinspicebukkake
#33 ...wow, okay then
Blackhole871
Username checks out.
melindarae
I can tell the person posting is anywhere from their late 20s to mid 30s, due to mature themes. Utilities jokes? Clearly a fellow adult.
BigFckingRocket
29 hahah good guess
JoJotarot
#37 is pure gold
PariahCarey
Winnie The Poo is a girl.
iquestioneverything
Donut one should be black long johns
reclusivegiraffe
the donut one bothers me because it’s supposed to be 5 black, 1 white. not 6
skirtwearingdude
nonepizzawithleftbeeef
#26 I’m relevant!!!!
trigonman3
#9 Hello from the 32nd month of 2020.
ZKrock
#2 Not thick enough, get back in there and keep eating.
keyonne
I already have 3 of those forks. I just turned 30.
DarkNinja2462
frankwalkerfromnationaltiiiiiiiiiiles
i still don’t get the joke
DarkNinja2462
it's that porn meme
BarteNERDS
This is quite possibly one of the best dumps in recent memory. 干杯!
BigFckingRocket
Thank
DeniseReade
My husband and I haven't even made it to 4th base. Fuck 4th base, music is special
HypnoticJiggles
#36
fondapeters
#40 ...when I saw that episode I genuinely felt disgusted and...bad...and I pride myself for finding (and enjoying) all the weird things
ProcrastinatorPython
#19 I'm 19 and I do that. Dumb fuckin forks
maohvixen
I’ve been doing this since I was five
HighImpactSexualViolence
I'm 28 and have 2 different sets of silverware in my drawer. I HATE the spoons from one of those sets. No preference on the forks though.
alexburgers
Like a third of them, the cutlery set that my GF brought with her is just no good.
sjokoladenam
Sometimes I feel bad for not using it.
keyonne
Ugh and you can’t reason with yourself to throw it out. Because it’s a perfectly ok fork. You just hate it.
kalkail
They are the guest fork(s). Mine are separate so they don’t get mixed in those heavy unpleasant shovels that came with the husband.
theoutlawedwoman
Theres a spoon that I react that way with, too.
colinardo
There are people that I react that way with, too.
NoxRiddle
I am so mad at how accurate #19 is.
PleaseNotTheFace
10:30 at night and I just nearly passed out after reading #43. God dammit. God fucking dammit.
nonsense911
#46 made me tear up. Well done OP. Well done.
KThomason
The Duolingo owl one?
nyut
Did you mean #47, or did the Duolingo owl make you cry?
Mookystick
I read it out loud to myself in a deep Morgan freeman style voice, I started tearing up 1/2 way through. It was beautiful 5/7
sarkisianzach210
The Duolingo owl holds a very powerful message bringing even the toughest of men to tears.
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
The dad experimenting with the different shot gun rounds was worth the read
newsguycraigevans
Legend has it that everytime None Pizza Left Beef is posted it loses a pixel.
jakeinthehood
#2 Is this the world now?
SociallyAwkwardPenguins
I’m ordering none pizza with left beef right now. I’m so excited.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Make sure you go light on the pixels
DetectiveGaff
It's just abusive to have that so pixelated
Okiegoon
#19 I have a couple of forks like these. Also some plates I don't like. Lastly sporks are fukkin worthless. I also may have a smidge of OCD.
oopsydsy
I thought a spork was a lazy American thing until I was in Switzerland and they gave me a spork to eat my dessert.
RaZoRZRoLla
Winnie the Pooh is a girl.
BigFckingRocket
This is a truth that I have to ignore for my own sanity
hyperspaceaidsmonkey
Except he's constantly referred to as "He". Read the books you fucking savage.
SluppyB
I don't get the donut one?
dmandave
A certain shade of donut is surrounding a single other shade of donut...
ReallyNotAVampire
StarwithoutaSky
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded
BigFckingRocket
Oh innocent child...
imalwayssarcastic
It shoulda been longjons
Shawinigan
interracial gangbang I guess
StarwithoutaSky
Yeah, a specific one that’s been turned into a popular meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded
SirSmuggles
Piper Perri surrounded meme.
tajashal
So I get the donut one, but what are "reduced donuts"?
Saedynn
Donuts with a discount
HighImpactSexualViolence
Donuts from yesterday. kinda stale but still edible. not an awful treat if your budget is tight.
tajashal
Ah I see
busyDayAtWork
I want to hear more about this guys dad and his shotgun. If he exists, and you know him, ask him to make a youtube channel
EyeTri
Jeff of taofledermaus does this on youtube...
CapnShelby
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Marick2Die
Only thing I could think of was how massively illegal it had to be. That squirrel could start a wild fire. It sounds cool but hopefully fake
DynamicWeight
I hope its fake too, shooting at helicopters is not cool.
Downvote4Love
Downvote4Love
Cails
There's one in Syracuse that's just straight up "pastabilities"
Downvote4Love
Cails
That's the one... Sorry for forgetting the hyphen!
Downvote4Love
I hate how the app doesn't give you context. How am I supposed to know what you're replying to?
Cails
I was responding to the screenshot of "pasta-bilities" in Syracuse. Hope that helps!
MyCleverUsershame
There’s a town called Medicine Hat?
Downvote4Love
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicine_Hat
LaziZatyko
There’s also Balzac, Alberta and yes it is pronounced exactly as you’d think.
Downvote4Love
It's north of Havre, MT. It was named Medicine Hat because one of the cliffs along the river looks like a traditional medicine man's hat
Downvote4Love
On the northeast side of it is Redcliff, as the cliffs are red in colour
jackattractive
Yeah there’s also Beaverlodge which has the biggest beaver in the world, and Barhead. GP is a lawless wasteland that made fp a few days back
Downvote4Love
In Saskatchewan, there's Plenty, Biggar, Indian Head, and Shellbrooke. There hasn't even been a brook there since it was founded
PSTN0
When did GP make front page?
Cilvaa
Just checked, it's a legit place.....
Downvote4Love
It has huge natural gas reserves below it, and is thus known as "The Gas City"