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Feb 28, 2026 12:45 PM
77thtimesthecharm
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DaisyfromDownunder
The Fart Of The Deal means you must intimidate the other side with a nuclear Armada and a zionist nuclear power to bully your opponent, unlawfully. Congress must impeach Trump.
cousteau
The worst part is that Obama cut a nice deal with Iran re: the nukes, which Donald then nuked just because it had Obama's name in it, and then he couldn't come up with an alternative so he resorted to bombing it. Talk about poor negotiation skills.
RunningDroid
"You have six fingers on your right hand! Someone was looking for you."
JackingMeHoff
The President of Peace got bored with peace so he started a war.
cousteau
"a" war, hahahaha! What is it, the second? Third?
fubizdaddie
I know you're using the term he selected to mock him but I don't support using any title he picked, especially one so deeply wrong.
glocksout
Reminder that Trump pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal because he said he could negotiate a better one
cousteau
Apparently this is what he meant.
Guisso14
This should get him the peace award...
cousteau
Hell, at this pace not even FIFA would give him a second award.
WhenInDoubtC4
You underestimate FIFA's shitfuckery
Nukls
LanceSackless
A mediocre white man speaking with confidence is all i need to feel assured
Targe0
And remember that Obama did negotiate a deal for Iran's nuclear program.
Trump was the one that broke that deal and allowed Iran to start enriching material to higher levels again without anyone being able to inspect their operations.
Then in his next term got upset that Iran was enriching material, which is the outcome he caused.
Nukls
it's what bibi wanted
Targe0
Because it let him justify what is happening right now.
CallMeMcGyver
Well, in his case it's not just because he can't negotiate, it's because he's trying to create a distraction for the fact that he raped children and there are thousands of pages of evidence proving it.
FetaForMoses
I really don’t think that’s true anymore. He fucks kids, his friends fuck kids, apparently if you want to be of some kind of importance you fuck kids. And NOBODY FUCKING CARES. It’s horrid. But they don’t have to distract from something nobody gives a fuck about.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
"No more wars, no more interventions, no more regime changes. You know, unless we really want to."
CallMeCourierSix
IN MAGAT-WORLD, HYPOCRISY IS A FEATURE, NOT A PROBLEM.
beerkrump
No more stupid jats.
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
Or more like "I say whatever sounds the most manly and badass in the moment because it makes my friends think I'm cool"
TheVampireDante
trump: "I meant NO! MORE WARS!"
bhobby1212
Not a war a policing action. /s
FortifiedWhine
Bear in mind while everyone is watching what is happening in Iran, the US will also invade and take Cuba. Trump basically just said as much.
azgrak1
We’ve had a maritime blockade on Cuba for awhile now. They are now out of fuel oil. You would think it would be a bigger story in the news that a country 90 miles away has no power. But here we are.
fubizdaddie
Calling them "a country 90 miles away" does shade the fact that they're "a part of the US 90 miles away"..
MantisTobagganMD
Oof. You must be pretty embarrassed.
NotMyWorstRodeo
You're thinking of Puerto Rico?