Fir3will
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Like seriously, he has a whole movie about why not to rap battle him.
Send me your most favorite Eminem Song lines.
May 28, 2017 9:14 AM
Fir3will
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Like seriously, he has a whole movie about why not to rap battle him.
Send me your most favorite Eminem Song lines.
BrownTango
When is his single My Salsa coming out
FappyDolphin
"Hope you fuckin die bitch!!" -Eminem
pacnwpdx
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside...
PedestrianElectrobastard
For a genius writer, his grammar is questionable.
subparusersubber
"Did I just hear somebody say they wanna battle me here? While I'm holding a pistol with this many calibers here?"
kullinnuppi
Socks
paulpounder
Paulitoconqueso
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave, and met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved.
Jakeery
From most of his responses, he seems like a guy I would enjoy hanging out with. Pizza and Donkey Kong is always a good time.
Sevkron
Now this shit's about to kick off, this party looks wack Let's take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch
premiumschnitzel
I liked his PhatBats prank call. Fucking hilarious. BRIAAAN!
albondiga793
You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
regularmatt
Anyone else feel like Jesse Pinkman is based on Slim Shady, bitch?
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
He's based on the millions of young guys who had an Eminem phase, not Eminem himself.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
This????
ThaineOfIver
What about that Berzerk face though? He's not referencing the anime, is he?
Masterbox
Well this was certainly entertaining.
TheArtfulReposter
What I like most about Eminem is how much I hated him at first, then how that changed to great respect for him as an artist and human being.
NixonDidNothingWrong
So bananas I'm showin up to ya open casket, to fill it full of explosive gases and close it back 1/2
NixonDidNothingWrong
with a lit match while I sit back and hope it catches, blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes 2/2
Mentleman
Mom's spaghetti > Jet's pizza
JustJuly96
>illuminate
legalimmigrant
That's two different meals though
ivEGOTBOSSSWEAPONSSS
Spaghettis can't meal Jet's pizza
7palms
How can one Chandra be so Levy?
vvonneguts
i've never been a fan of his music but i can respect how chill he is about this
reneereneerenee
Love this!
improbablypooping
Well Machine Gun Kelly just dissed him in a freestyle. Let's see if he destroys him.
cheggg
"Are Write a reply... per to slap a bitch or say faggot?"
TaintToucher
Yes
Souljah42
"Apparantly yes." ... Can't you read?
MouseTheFooDog
"Are you the first rapper to..."
Whatismypurpose
"are you always prepared to slap a bitch or say faggot?"
inoiknownothing
Lolll
jellydonuthands
I was really hoping someone here would clear this up.
inoiknownothing
Same hurr
cyndylexibear4
Tacos bitch
Thorudon
I managed to pull a mental derp during my last ME playthrough, and combined 'Renegade' and 'Criminal' I guess. Every action was followed by
Thorudon
a quick "... And you know why? 'Cause I'm a renegade!"
LerkNJerk
Serious question, if Stephen Hawking was "the real slim shady" would we ever know?
ThePlatitudeFromOuterSpace
https://i.imgflip.com/q7nvr.jpg
PoppinLochNessHopster
The real Slim Shady just has to stand u...oh
TheHeathLedger
Favorite Eminem line? "I'm the siren that you hear, I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear"
MeanHug
"Did you munch a bunch of crunch n munch"
enzio64
No need to introduce you to my power tools; you know the fuckin' drill.
Goddesahpan
Go take a flyin leap of faith off a fuckin balcony, 'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
ThenTheWingedHussarsArrived
"Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube"
ReturnofthePLK
Gimme eleven Excedrin and my head'll spin, medicine'll get me revvin like a 747 jet engine
TheHeathLedger
"Met on the second, wet on the third, and dead on the fourth"
ReturnofthePLK
"Wed"
jesstonic
Hey kids do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails through each one of my eye lids?
ColdAsssHonkie
I remember being ~14 years old and hearing that song for the first time. I stopped what I was doing and thought "whoa, what is that?!"
ColdAsssHonkie
Have been a huge fan ever since.
motittiesmoproblems
wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is?
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
My brains dead weight I've been tryna get my head straight but I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate
soggyscone
I'm finding this title doesn't match the content. Or am I missing something?
NobodyofParticularConsequence
I think the title goes with the first image of him checking Facebook- supposedly the page of an opponent.
Takavos
Yeah its just a AMA, it has nothing to do with battle rapping.
MVPenis
You sure bout that cos I heard Facebook is the where the best are cutting their teeth?
Fir3will
Yea, should've actually added my reaction.
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8
Nope you are right, we have been had.
timmy26
Something I had not expected
SirFeatherbottom
NinjaCongo
Hoodwinked
soggyscone
The content was cool though
ThisIsGod
I think I need to lawyer up.
attofreak
Then hit the gym and quit facebook. Forget that bitch. You'll find someone who cherishes you like you deserve to be, sweet prince.
MrHorsea
Well MGK did recently diss Em so that might be what this was for. Still no context in the post though.
Kxngen
This is old. sir.
FastestBearAlive
It's only been like a couple of days tho
DoesItThough
This is the interwebs, information super highway. Hell at 34 mins your comment is already old. :D
MrHorsea
Still might be the reason for the post and title.
MarkSoupial
did he and drake's ghost writers ever actually battle?
Pokoko333
You crazy for this one
TheHeathLedger
Nope
HailToUltron
Youtube Drake freestyling. I didn't expect it to be as sad as it was. RIP Drake.
somenerandom
There wasn't even a feud, and they cleared it up pretty quickly. It was mostly the media being clickbaity.
ashmenon
LEMONADY CLICK BATY
Frappo
Pretty sure they were on stage together right after that whole thing hit the media. Like only a week after.
somenerandom
It wasn't even logical for there to be a feud. Drake isn't insane enough to start shit with Eminem.