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Aug 1, 2021 2:37 AM
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givemeyourwalletbagpursemanbag
many want it the suppository submission way
Alfa799
We're going to have to track them down by helicopter and shoot the vaccine into them!
RCSpotz
Dissolve it in beer, or something deep fried perhaps.
thesleeve3d
And slathered in ranch dressing.
boobsalot
Velveeta for those idiots .
spoiledbabykitty101
Can I retroactively get this cheese? I gladly vaxed as soon as I could and would like my cheese reward.
marrieddontdm
Put them in the hot dogs PUT THEM IN THE HOT DOGS
ak4ty7
And deep fry it
youwotmatey
cheeseburgers
Rapbot20
...just let the injured-rat brain anti-vax morons die...let's get rid of dead weight..the world will be a better place without them
NotTinyPancakes
Just like my dogs they will eat the cheese and somehow spit vaccine out
mintynuggets
Ya want cheese with that?
opermech
Oh hell no, put it in a suppository but make it horse size
CaptainThePirate
Wrap me in cheese daddy.
HaveYouEverEverFletLikeThis
Sadly that wouldn't work because I'm sure a lot of anti vaxxers are also vegan
DavidRobertson19
And bacon. And probably serve it on 2 fried donuts with whipped cream or some shit
Sprezzaturca
Bacon.
UpvoteBuddyJesus
And bacon. With ranch
simplemanmakingmywayintheuniverse
Make it mandatory
Puzzledpuma24
I plead again for handing out hats that say "Proudly unvaxxed" that they can wear and then giving dart guns with vaccines to hunters &cops.
thatsmyfetish69
If it works, DO IT!!
barnwolf
The vaccine I got was a shot. Pretty sure it would be completely ineffective if I like injected it into a snickers and ate that.
blumpk1npie
I fucking wish you could eat it. Every time I get vaccinated theres a 50% chance I'll feint and with this one they make you sit for 15min
blumpk1npie
in a hot silent room full of other people that stinks of floor cleaner
j0lt78
Do you want people to have a dozen or two doses each? Because that's how you get people to have a dozen or two doses each!
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Akurei00
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j0lt78
Okay, that's great
IThinkImFromColorado
I ain't rubbin no shitkickers throat to make it go down...
youwotmatey
that was funny, whats wrong with this?
LastWishTonight
Could be pejorative to some decent rural or country persons. We should unite in the end and work to undo these illusions of separation.
squirreltactics
Nah cheese is too cultured for them.
AMPM2020
limburger cheese and onion, is there anything better??
MagicOrpheus310
Oof!! How dairy say that!!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I feel like this joke is underrated.
Dingmeatgroup
Kraft singles!
torcue
Zing!
ShutUpMeh
scotjam
I tip my hat to you sir!
Jthechef
I feel this comment has missed its true audience!
DiamondDogLedTasso
Maybe put the pill in a cube of Velveeta?
SexualHPanda
Aaaaand that's what would actually work
jexilef
Have you seen American cheese? Nothing represents the country better
cjandstuff
Side note, queso at many Mexican restaurants, is actually just White American cheese.
NotTinyPancakes
It's all plastic and orange and...oh yep
fukmeefuku
My family thinks I’m the sheep...and how disappointed they are I got it. Idiots they are
Puzzledpuma24
They have been misled, the sheeple!
fukmeefuku
For sure! They drank the juice...the trumpster dumpster wacko juice
Calicoastin818
Good for you! Tell em fuck me for wanting to live right? what is their excuse?
fukmeefuku
They don’t ‘trust’ it. Also my moms small town dr refused the vaccine and is spreading lies about it so my mom ate that right up
Calicoastin818
I tell people and show examples of people that died that didn’t believe then on deathbed begged for the vaccine but it was too late why chan
Calicoastin818
chance it, besides who want to take a chance on a deadly virus?? and be intubated for 20 plus days and not wake up ever..
yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtzimisce
I deadass saw some 'i-am-the-wolf' type 60 y.o. dude on twitter say he doesn't need a vaccine b/c he 'has an immune system' & eats steak.
CockKnocker2000
He needs a gunshot to the knee for some perspective
Calicoastin818
The same one making fun of the vaccine ? then on deathbed begging for it, womp womp too late
TheWombatStrikesAgain
"I have a roof, so why would I care about a hurricane?"
dmh88
I’ve seen a lot of this, looks like we’ll soon find out how all those immune systems hold up
TheLuckybamboo
PeopleWithReallyLongUsernamesAnnoyMeIDontGetWhyItHasToBeSoLong
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
My roommate is 50 and because his works out a lot he can’t get sick. His daughter caught it and he’s still to stupid to figure it out
yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtzimisce
Is his daughter doing okay?
djdoubleu
Who gives a fuck?
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
She recovered but there’s so many possible effects from it. Who knows come the future
gearsmith
That's funny. I'd love the vaccine, but I don't have much of an immune system. Steaks are still good, though.
astrangehop
Can you get it anyway? I heard if it's not gonna kill you, it's better to get it, even if you don't hit target numbers for antibodies
gearsmith
My immunologist (and a rather good one!) strongly recommended against it. I'm not a doctor, so I'm inclined to trust his advice.
astrangehop
That makes sense! Good on you for checking
MaDragon
I have almost zero immune RESPONSE cells, but a little immune system left (Addison's disease) took a chance, got the shots, YES antibodies!
gearsmith
I'm so jealous right now
usersayswhat
Super congrats!
BeaveIt2Leaver
The same kinda nutsack that complains there aren't enough cup holders on their lawnmower.
Shellzie2010
Hey now, that is a real problem.
clashatdemonhed
Don’t talk bad about the new mower, hank hill. Me bill and boomhauer are sticking with the Mason 2500
OnePieceRoboFranky
How many cupholders does a red neck conservative need ?
FEMAcampsarereal
n+1
fluffmeister
Not a redneck. Rednecks are good folk, pro union anti-cop. Modern conservatives would side with the cops at Blair mountain.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
You’re romanticizing this for no reason
generalsplayingrisk
one reason: counteracting the anti-redneck hate that amounts to picking a fight with the poor instead of the corrupt rich that peddle lies
fluffmeister
I'm objecting to shitty sub-human white supremacists ruining every word for groups of white people by slapping their low-rent ideology on it