Tell them the joke you know

Sep 27, 2017 12:30 PM

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Is it strange that Ben Affleck's only natural looking selfie was in Gone Girl?

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Bangbros

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They earn mad points from me for drinking Guinness. It’s delicious.

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Im mildly upset lager is in a Guinness glass :/

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The threesome I never knew I wanted to see.

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Does it bother anyone else that it's Affleck for new Batman related memes instead of Bale?

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DC is (or was) terrible about reusing the same names. I made a list once. It was ridiculous.

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Another obscure movie reference. As a courtesy to the ignorant (like me) a very small explainer below the post would be a nice touch.

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Hello darkness my old friend

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Jason Momoa always looks like he's having the best time of his life.

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especially when he has a beer in his hand

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Batman drinks ice water in a bar?

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I missing something...

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Eskimo bros.

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Those guys sell the book of maps?

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Jason Momoa should be everyone's friend, he's always so happy.

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Three man crushes right there. I need some time alone.

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Fun fact: the Batsy/Supes pic is photoshoped(combination between 2 fan selfies)

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The said pics(from reddit): https://mobile.twitter.com/kin">31996162">https://mobile.twitter.com/kingaffleck/status/909827074331996162 https://www.instagram.com/p/BXC2ELel4va/

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Orgy tonight

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WTF OP WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

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He's coming for you now!

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Interesting info: Ben Affleck is 6'4", the same as Jason Momoa.

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Ha! I am 1 inch taller and infinitely less wealthy than both of them.

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momoa is 6.4 in shoulder width as well. way to go, Ben

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Her - 6'4" you say?

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And they’re sitting not standing

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They're both flaming pricks IRL, too.

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Great story.

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Ben is 6ft 2.25in https://www.celebheights.com/s/Ben-Affleck-454.html Jason is 6ft 4in https://www.celebheights.com/s/Jason-Momoa-4713.html

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The internet's lied to me then

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I'm pretty sure Ben is not actually 6'2. He always looks way taller

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Might be wearing lifts

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damn hollywood bruv they lie about their height and weight but especially their height

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I love the term bruv but I'm afraid the internet's lying to me and that you probably have a non-US accent...

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Super Martha Bros.

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&KNUCKLES

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:)

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Hey!....I'm Baaaatman!

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For those who don't get it: Tom Curry is Arthur Curry's (Aquaman) father in the comics. Thomas Wayne is Bruce's father.

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They should have Tim Curry play Tom Curry in the Aquaman movie.

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That'd be a sure-fire way to curry favor.

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Thankyou kind sir/madam.

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Why do Aquapeople have human names?

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Orin is special because he's half-human.

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Who tf is Orin?

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Arthur Curry/Aquaman. Orin is his Atlantean name. Arthur is his surface name.

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Ok, but why bother with a surface name?

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I don't get it

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Me neither

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Thomas Bros means they both lost their virginity to a thomas the tank engine BRIO toy

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Seriously, what do Robb Stark and Drogo have to do with any of this?

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batman and superman's mothers names are martha (ben affleck plays batman, henry cavill: superman). batman and aquaman's father's names are>

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>thomas (Jason Momoa plays aquaman)

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I couldn't even tell that was Cavill with the moustache

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theyre cgiing it out for reshoots. part of me wants them to leave it in

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Me either! I thought it was Paul Walker and was sooo confused!

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Is that a coincidence or was it a reference?

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I don't think that the creators in the comics did that on purpose, no.

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I know that the top one is a joke from Batman V Superman, about both their mom's named "Martha", not sure about the bottom

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I'm pretty sure that Aquaman isn't a bottom.

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Thomas Wayne Batdad and aquamans adopted father Thomas curry

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I didnt even realize that that was Ben Affleck over there

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Aquaman's adoptive father's name is Thomas Curry. Batman's father is Thomas Wayne.

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I think it's his real father, he's got the whole human father atlantean mother thing going for him.

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Most the time its his real father. He was a lighthouse keeper who fell for the Atlantian queen

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Thank you, I didn't know that

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Batman's and Aquaman's fathers are both named Thomas

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WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

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BULLSHIT! Aquamans dad is named Eric & his mom is Ariel.

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And soon they will settle their despite based entirely on this in Batman v Aquaman: Dawn Of Cash grab

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SAVE....THOMAS!

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WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

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i still dont get it.

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oh wait i get it now. it's a bad joke.

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