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yeahhedugit
People still believe that insanity.
CheeseB0t
It's full of micro plastics
themobileappisbroken
This post gave me autism.
kirmokum
chemtrails are real and more people need to take them seriously. countless studies have shown they've have have disastrous effects on our health. most people call them "engine exhaust" though.
Mountons
Ha, amazing that I know some people who are fully functional adults and believe in Chem trails...
taez555
I only buy mine with extra adrenochrome.
PostHartmann
unluckyandbored
Some conspiracy theorist moron is going to take this and spread it around Facebook as proof that chemtrails are real.
Satire is DEAD.
Bob122872
Wake up people! Dihydrogen monoxide is in our water supply!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
It's missing a warning: Super Duper Top Secret!
gaggmaggot
you can vape this stuff too
ipointoutnahtzeesbyreplyingtothem
I just hope they're not storing this in the same cabinet as the blinker refill canisters.
Thatburga
So, hear me out. If cloud seeding has been confirmed to be used even to this day, isn't that confirming chemtrails as true fact?
Rogerwilco1974
Dihydrogen monoxide is HIGHLY DANGEROUS! 100% of people who are autopsied have it in their system!
NearHereThere
If dihydrogen monoxide can corrode iron, imagine what it's doing to your insides. Also it has a pH of SEVEN. That's higher than acid !
dieselfury
Dihydrogen monoxide is likely not the proper name for that very reason, more 'hydric acid'
shalafi71
That second bit is a new one on me, bravo!
Everyonesfavorite
Is that Epateins plane? (Asking the real question)
melissabk2k
Haters will say it's fake
IlIIII
But does it come from the rain down in Africa?
dingybasement350
This must be the old formula. It doesn't cause autism.
DuineSgith
Too many folk now know about the DHMO joke, I propose a shift to using other systematic names like Oxidane or Hydroxylic Acid.
TrumpIsAMoron
But that would create confusion with hydroxy acid. And although smooth skin is always a good thing, regardless of what a Ghoul would tell you, I don't think it's useful for consumption.
Omicron416
+1 for "DHMO" which is new to me.
JackingMeHoff
US Government Natural Spring Water lol
YippeeKayakOB
Careful, that is a 100% dihydrogen monixide solution!
McMurrayHowAreYaNow
All I ever say to people who believe in chemtrails is, "so you're saying it's possible to change the climate using chemicals? So you believe in climate change, perfect, we're on the same side"
Billis75
thewiggins
someone relabeled the "fortunate son" switch
iCritiqueYourComment
im glad ive never taken the time to even try to understand what chemtrails are lol
AbsolutelyNotBacon
Neither have people who believe in them. Lmao
beerkrump
More people die from dihydrogen monoxide over doses than any other chemical. Fact.
ImurevJourhein
Where can I buy these bottles. Yes, I know it's just water. I just wanna sow chaos.
compu85
Watch out. This contains DHMO.
DarkTheme439
Very cold dihydrogen monoxide will cause your penis to shrink.
cytherians
I know this is a joke, but... there are chemtrail conspiracy theorists who WILL copy this image and WILL reuse it to help prove their "claims."
I hate idiots, especially the persistent ones. At least we can know kick them in the balls about flat Earth and the moon landings.
/gallery/we-can-now-see-evidence-of-apollo-11-moon-landing-0VerPlE
noot519308
Okay just so we are clear, planes absolutely do not have pure water for exhaust. It is true that plane exhaust creates water vapor with its heat, but all planes absolutely do release harmful chemicals into the air. In some states, the government literally recommends that people not harvest rainwater because its so likely to be contaminated. I dont get how people can literally acknowledge that normal planes turn rainwater into poison, but act like chemtrails is some other thing...
mithiwithi
What are you talking about? The only states I'm aware of that have anything to say about harvesting rainwater don't restrict it because of the possibility of poisoning, but rather on the grounds that it disrupts the water cycle.
krylani
If they gave half a shit about evidence, they wouldn't be flat Earthers/Apollo deniers/conspiracy theorists in general in the first place.
Currahee63
Fact: Everyone who has ever ingested dihydrogen monoxide is going to die. Study it out.
torillatavataan
It's been argued (by actual gerontologists) that it's statistically likely that the first clinically immortal human has already been born. So I cannot wholeheartedly agree.
OliverClothesoff70
WigglyBlondeNoodle
Do your own research. I couldn't believe what I learned about this dangerous chemical!
modus0
It's worse than you think - if you stop ingesting dihydrogen monoxide, you'll die within a few days. And inhaling large quantities is also very bad for you!
egoAristippos
Almost like it was addictive, innit?
AyatollahBahloni
I won't drink that shit. I consume only oxygen dihydride.
LicensedAdHominem
What the fuck? Isn't that also known as hydroxylic acid? Don't you get heartburns?
AyatollahBahloni
I do get heartburns from drinking water, which is why I live on Diet Dr Pepper
Skevoid
That's... the wrong way around, the element that's more electronegative should be last and have the -ide suffix. Water is a dipole molecule where the oxygen is slightly negative because the electrons aren't evenly spread.
egoAristippos
Bravo!! Well done!
The internet was made for nerds like you. Keep up the good work!
SandpaperCock
More concerning, and deeply corroborating: Everyone who has ever died has had dihydrogen monoxide in their system, and almost every organism on this planet currently has it in their system!
MayMayz4DayzYo
We can’t even run a long-scale study because there’s no control group.
frankmanhattan
It's all made up of atoms! They're everywhere! They make up everything thing though so very sketchy!