Ellzart
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Sep 12, 2021 12:15 PM
Ellzart
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GetOffMyLawnYa
Nailed it!
Tricorder
Well, you nailed it. ;-) :-p
mrsdowneyjr
This is me when my husband comes home
PleaseNotTheFace
Walk fast and carry a clipboard. What a noob.
Skizmo
spijkers op laag water :)
spitfires2000
I understood that reference!
hryssar
Just like when our QA guy comes by. Course he used to work here so we are actually excited he comes by.
cashea
Looks like gramps has had enough with global warming. He's laying down his line in the sand.
MrHainey
Well sailors do a lot of 'tacking' so maybe he's taking it up a notch.
25schmeckles
I’d he *tacking* it up a notch? If my husband were here he’d say “are you proud of that”
Ilovetomakestuffup
Greek once declared war on Poseidon and stabbed the water... Was it Greek?
subcoolsuperheat
No, French.
SlowStarling
My 1st thought was Xerxes, but he had the sea whipped, not stabbed.
nemo3590
Roman. Emperor Caligula: https://www.walksinsiderome.com/blog/caligula-war-on-the-sea/
mormacil
Persians
DanFlorentONE
The romans did too, iirc
Ozymandiazwasright
Walkung around the workshop at speed and looking determined normally solves this problem for me.
maskedrabbit
Just sweep a random area to avoid being assigned a task.
GatitoAnonimo
Ha I learned this when I was 15 and worked construction for a summer. Even if you're going to take a piss you better look determined!
Spaceman292
Walking around is effort though. Be big brain and hide in the toilet.
Shaodyn
When I worked in restaurants and it was slow, I always carried a rag and a bucket so I could pretend to be cleaning things.
hiphopchinashop
At my old job had to keep a tape measure with me. it was simple: see boss, measure a table
lukeeoin365
Always carry a bolt in your pocket. That way you can say that you're on your way to get a nut for it
ailike
Even if you’re a computer programmer. Still works.
cow042
I do programming so this would highly confuse my manager while I slip away in the confusion
MediocreExtremist
or say you're looking for the 10mm thingy ... keeps you busy all day
lukeeoin365
Nah, everyone knows that is an impossible task
JustFeedMePieDammit
Carry a clipboard too
TinyAngryDog
That's the stuff. Throw in a high vis vest and you're untouchable, lol
DagrOakhollow
Lighter than carrying a ladder.
atvcrash
I carry an iPad and look at it with confusion. Solves all the problems of people bothering me.
BurnieCinders
2-3 empty boxes on a trolley.
ummjakefromstatefarm
I was going to make that suggestion. And if the clip board isn’t a good fit, an empty box taped up works too.
NachoPete
Make sure to have a serious expression on your face.
ummjakefromstatefarm
Very serious, like your on your way to fix a major problem.
TheAziz
"I'm about to put this box where it belongs and nothing is going to stop me!"
Malak224
Like taking a dump.