"You're not going to believe..."

May 15, 2017 8:24 PM

source and clickable links for citations: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe

God the oatmeal is such a pretentious wanker

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is no one going to make a comment about being indentured?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

So it seems I'm not the only one who, when read about the slave teeth, reacted like "hmm...that makes sense for that time period".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Fuck you, Travis!"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh time for this repost? Already?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

This guy went from funny to pretentious

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

damn, good read.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is quite beautiful, every time I see it. Have that green arrow.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

This should be seen by as many as possible.

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 9

His emotional response to the guy who disproved his ideas about Tesla should be posted as well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This. I like this. +1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Favorited this before I even finished. +1 for logic

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I dunno I never really get mad at new information. Maybe some people just need to understand they aren't perfect?

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 8

It is more than that, if you're interested read "The Authoritarians" by Bob Altmeyer. It's available free online.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah I don't understand this at all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"the world is flat" is generally the only thing that triggers me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah obviously it's not flat. There's mountains and stuff. It's more of a cylinder with a bunch of pointy junk on top and turtles underneath

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Motherfucker, I will fight you in the street.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm so logical that biology doesn't apply to me."

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Or he was inoculated at a young age with a belief that everything has to be rational and thought out.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Certain types of people are very to and even encouraging of changes to their worldview, and certain types are not. That's just humanity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People need diff lvls of encouragement with every part of their reality. One is not always open-minded to everything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus, we all need some sort of truth that can comfort us when encountering a threatening situation. What that truth is, differs per person.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's beacuse some of us research and form opinions based on facts rather than just blindly accepting what we're told. Has nothing 1/

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

To do with perfection, it has everything to do with keeping an open mind. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

& @PatrioticLibertyPrime yes, but also we all have blind spots (or days where we're less open than our average) even if we haven't found one

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

in a long time. The perfect storm of events can aggravate anybody into frothing incredulity.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I didn't find any of these statements to be terribly incendiary. Perhaps I'm not the target demo?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Btw. VERY few Christians believe or teach Dec 25th is Jesus "actual" birthday. More on that here http://www.icr.org/article/shepherds-field/

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Neat! It's what I got told as a catholic kid, but, well, there wasn't a WHOLE lot of magical thinking taught in my religious introduction.

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9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

as a therapist: welcome to Cognitive Therapy! I talk about this virtually every day. good stuff Oatmeal

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Cognitive dissonance! And other five dollars phrases! Yay therapy!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i charge waaay more than 5 bucks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To say a phrase? Seems like a rip off. I want to be told why I have cognitive dissonance and why it means I want to have sex with my mother.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

usually, knowing why doens't even change anything!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looked like the start of a MasterCard commercial

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah.. So this is why it's impossible for most of you fucks to hold a coherent discussion.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Well that and the character limit

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I usually go crazy with several parts, probably should stop though...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is total bullshit!!! i demand to fight the oatmeal in a field of daisies at damn!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My gosh! Their backfire effect was so explosive, it gave them vertical sydlexia for the Ietter Double-U!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do people really care? Hitler didn't sit in a corner tapping his fingers and snarling "Jews". People are multidimensional. Context matters.

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I agree - but I think oftentimes context isn't given, people have knee-jerk reactions to out-of-context facts, and form a barrier (1/2)

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(2/2) against facts/ideas on emotionally-founded morals.

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In those situations, I just remind myself: good and bad are situational. Right and wrong are sociological. Good and evil are universal.(1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always find the problem is when people blur the lines between the three and treat them as one construct.

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It's not even that people believe that. People WANT TO believe that. It makes it a lot easier to call him the devil incarnate than it is 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To say " Hitler was an opportunistic politician who loved dogs, was a vegetarian, fought animal cruelty and strived to make is country 2/3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Successful for it citizens following the hardest economic time of his country in decades" shades of grey humanizes people and makes it 3/4

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Much harder to send young men to kill him or make people happy back home to hear of his suicide. Painting everything in black or white 4/5

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its our lizard brain trying to rationalize complex ideas lizards were never meant to try to handle. Thats why "Demonize the enemy" is step 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It kind of fucks with the message when he is only presenting facts uncomfortable to a very specific demographic... e.g. not him.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

You don't know that. He might believe numbers make tacos, which... in a way... if you count the composite pieces of the taco first...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kinda but he did try to acknowledge each side of the political spectrum, you can't ask for much more in a comic than mild diversity.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wasn't provoked, but the myth about Washington's wooden teeth made me want to find more sources for this study. It made me sceptical.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good, always be skeptical of any fact, always try to find confirmation of some kind.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I literally didn't have any emotional response to any of this "new" info.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I too am dead inside. High five! :'D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just don't care.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Apathy is a slippery slope. It feels good/safe enough, until gay people are fighting for equal rights and your response is "I dont care."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I agree with both of your comments. I care about things that I can directly affect & that's not a whole lot of things in the grand scheme.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree and am very guilty of similar thought. But thats also the rational between this countries abysmal voting turn out. "I don't care" 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes us feel powerful and "My vote is irrelevant anyways in the grand scheme" helps us stave of the guilt of our surroundings.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the mentality to let slavery go on for so long despite so many people publicly thinking slavery was bad for decades before it ended.

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Right? fuck off with this

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Yeah! Let's not care about things!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think, because I was never raised with solid beliefs, except maybe what is usually right or wrong, I can accept info fairly easily.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet somebody could make you incredulous, you just haven't encountered a provocative enough opposition belief yet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, probably. Like, the most I can think of is pushy religious people, but that's pretty rare.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if someone argued vehemently to you that crystals have healing powers? Or that monogamy is a social failing that needs to be discarded?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, for the crystals, it's more of a belief thing, than anything else. If you 'believe' that crystals will heal you, fine, I just 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

don't believe in it. As for the monogamy thing, I would love to hear someone's argument on how it is a 'social failing'.

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I'm interested to find a scenario in which you could get Ken M'd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, did Washington wait until the slaves were dead? Or did he walk around inspecting them until he found a molar he liked?

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According to Washington's booking, he bought 9 teeth in 1784 for 122 shilling (underpriced). The slaves were alive. 1/2

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However here is no evidence he actually got installed them. But it is highly possible. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asking the important questions. That answer will definitely merit an emotional response.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Oh man, now you're making me go back to where I stopped reading.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all know he was way too classy to rob the dead of their teeth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He only had one set of dentures, made of animal teeth, lead, ivory, and human teeth. It only said he purchased the teeth.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well I mean, you don't cook an already dead lobster so...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Europe, there apparently were street robbers that robbed people's teeth. If this is true, I guess George also used "fresh" teeth.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just to be clear, you know the slave teeth thing is a myth, right?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

TIL: They may or may not have been slaves' teeth, but we'll never know for sure. THANK YOU

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It wasn't uncommon to pay slaves for teeth to put in dentures apparently...

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

what did they pay them? beads?

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Indentured servants.

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3 yrs later and only 56 upvotes? I guess most people can’t recognize greatness when they see it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sincerely believe this is the best and most underrated comment I have ever read while using imgur, bravo.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#1 comment of the day all days

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That's nice they got paid.

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Bahaha the pay did not go to the slaves. The money went to the people who owned the "property" to reimburse damage to personal items.

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No. Read the Virginia.edu study. It's well doc'd they got $ for teeth but got less. Also, It's inferred but not proven GW Used slave teeth.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeaaaahhhhh.... I have a feeling that some of them did not get paid and I am being pretty generous with the word "some"

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Just stating for the record: Christians know Christ wasn't born on Dec 25th. So the post isn't wrong, but it insinuates i'ts a misconception

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

It IS a misconception, a lot of communities celebrate the birth of christ on Christmas.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Keyword there is celebrate. You can celebrate things without it being on the actual date (like many people do with their own birthdays)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Celebrating on a day and actually thinking that was the day of the event are totally separate.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't think it was uncommon knowledge it was to purposefully detract from the pagan winter equinox celebration.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It seems like it was a recent trend to "uncover" this "secret" when I was taught it when I was 10 at my church

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly it's not a dirty secret of catholicism or something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a shame that the source taints the message a bit. The whole time I was reading I was fighting the urge to yell "Take your own advice!"

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 22

Can someone who goes to the gym to get back in shape not advise others to do the same? You don't need to be perfect to offer recommendations

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

ironically this is pretty much the reaction he describes

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I think the point of the comic is it's a reminder from himself to himself about this problem. He's speaking in positive affirmations about

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

his behavior, because those are the behaviors he wants to reinforce and believe are in keeping with his internal compass, so he'll do them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's OK advice but felt a bit condescending.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hold on guys, you seem to be making sense...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

My same reaction. He's not exactly the most accepting of alternative opinions.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 9

Doesn't help that all of his 'uncomfortable facts' are clearly targeted to a certain demographic.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 14

i was pretty shocked to know that roe v wade was made possible due to mostly republicans

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? Because the roe v wade one is targeted squarely at the left.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's a sad, comical hypocrisy that those presenting psychological biases are often considered immune to them by themselves and others

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 12

I don't think oatmeal ever said in this that he's immune to this problem. I think of works like the above comic as a project made for the

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

artist, composed in a lucid state to help themselves when they're not being the person that they wish they could be every day, then shared

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

with the world in case other people who struggle with the subject of the work can also be inspired by it and maybe use it as a reminder like

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How? I don't see where you guys read that? He seemed pretty chill to me.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

His statements about jesus, roe v wade and the pledge of allegiance are possibly inflammatory for conservative Republicans.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He roe v wade one was likely targeted at the left honestly

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Americans from every political alignment could find the Washington thing a painful tarnish on their patriotic head canon

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What about those of us that don't have a patriotic head canon because of how corrupt everything is?

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Then you wouldn't find it that way. Isn't that straightforward? My point was that the Washington one presumed no reader political bias.

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The left tend toward Globalism vice Nationalism. No shocker then that they look & will look for every angle to demonized the Forefathers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not as heavily as you might think. Bernie Sanders was much more isolationist than Trump. A lot of liberals love(d) him, but that was some

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And finding the tarnish isn't always so you can grind your ax. Plenty of people just want a complex picture of history. Look at Hamilton:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he doesn't say "the red cross wont allow gay men to donate blood if they have had sex" or something like which would upset a liberal

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Sorry with in a year**

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure there are tons of conservative and compassionate gay men who would be pissed off about that too (and already are from knowing it)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True! I was trying to be broad, as the oatmeal was with his statements. Some democrats don't like socialistic ideals, some oppose abortion.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dislike having to put people into one of two or three categories but that's life.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It'd be nice if it was easier to somehow say a bunch of different words at once when talking about a person, since, well identities

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