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Mar 28, 2017 10:29 PM
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pzummo
Not straight enough...
Kitastorm
Quick answer... yes.
TedRob
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
Leave a note on his windshield, "The way you pulled in makes me wish your father had pulled out."
juanchits
It's funny when people adopt that I'm-a-[controversial tag]-so-what!? attitude, because they know there's a lot wrong about that tag.
Rips4w
Apparently, judging by that sticker, they are also an immature piece of dogshit. I'm sure God can't wait for them to head on up to heaven.
CitizenDickbag
I know the exact personality of the guy who drives this truck. And it ain't pretty.
BenNevis2017
He's a piece of shit
buhnroPgnihctaWtoN
PianoandPads
Don't Mess With Texas!
TheSpooksy
smtxom
Missing the tow mirrors. Not Texas. - Texan
Negnarholf
But for real, truth
DicksmackMcgee
"To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'" -Demetri Martin
tlawjo
Feel the same way about confederate flags.
fuzzyjew
That isn't a bad parking job for Texas.
DuckThatBarks
It's Walmart. That could be Any Town USA.
InboxMeYourBeards
"You straight, right? So what the fuck is with this crooked ass parking?"
stoneTRANQ
For those who have never owned a truck they have a terrible turn radius
InboxMeYourBeards
I drive a Nissan Titan. I can park her straight.
NoTribbleAtAll
Still possible to park straight though. Drove a big ass truck for 10 years and parked straight every time.
swollenrighteye
Triggered
1deejay
He's probably white too, what a dick!
upsideDownToast
OVER THE LINE, DONNIE!
Pyromaster0070
I live in Texas and I can confirm, yes....this was MOST LIKELY taken at a Walmart parking lot, in Texas.
smtxom
License plate on that tundra doesn't look like a TX plate. Not black, no star in corner, and doesn't have blue borders. I say LA plates.
SherMattLockSmith
Impossible, there aren't 100 shopping carts strewn about the parking lot.
Pyromaster0070
Nevermind, I almost forgot about that.
boobs675309
Thank goodness there was a 3rd zoom-in on the tire, otherwise I might not have figured out what this was about.
Exactually
You figured it out? I'm here looking for a big red circle. What's the problem here?
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
They need to add an arrow or something to point out the issue
BirdsInTheTrapSingMcnight
Reference noted
Beartrails
Ishkabibble317
He could change the font to comic sans.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Don't you dare...
Boopbeepbeep
With yellow lettering
mojar45
I actually really hate people with stickers on their car. If I wanted your damn opinion I'd ask for it.
iluvchris67
If you don't like what's on the TV, change it. Nobody ask you to read his bumper sticker idiot!
DynamicWeight
This isn't a smart way of looking at things. Wouldn't you be mad if someone put racist/gore/weird sex stuff on their car?
laurendominick
Me too. And I'm so OCD that when they put them on totally crooked, it pisses me off even more
Goonodeath
I have a big sticker of the lucky devil on my bumper to cover a fist size hole. Looks tacky but I'm not paying 100s to replace my bumper.
DigitalRebel
I feel like "if I wanted your damn opinion I'd ask for it" is prime bumper sticker phrase material
TheGingerAvenger
Buuuut at the same time, they have every right to announce their own opinion. Good ole first amendment.
mojar45
My actual peeve about stickers is that i think it ruins the lines of the car. I even dislike dealer stickers.
YoSoyArmandoAlvarez
As you announce your opinion online lol
SuperIndeterminedStatement
announcing your opinion on your car via an lcd screen covering all of your windows means you are 25% less likely to crash
mojar45
I know the irony :)
spiderqueendemon
I don't dare put a sticker on my car. What if I forget to signal sometime and reflect badly on a cause I support?
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
People with bumper or window stickers are attention seekers, plain and simple.
TexasAggiePlanet
Probably in a Walmart parking lot in Texas.
RegnaroftheNorth
Gig em
BubbaRunski
You could act like being part of a majority group makes you persecuted while ignoring others who actually are. That would piss me off.
FoeOfFauxPho
Yeah it's impossible that different groups could be persecuted in different contexts.
Product1221
That's over the line
anytimeanywhere
great observation skills there
CatBlaster5000
Goddamn. This is the perfect comment
Neednoggle
Mark it zero Dude
Jabroni29
Walter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man.
ballsinholes
This is a league game, there are rules
KillingTheJoke6
Yeah, but I wasn't...
WillTheFifth
Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Smokey, this isn't Vietnam there are rules here.
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
imasneakypineapplehead
Ok I drive a truck, it ain't THAT big, but lifted off-roaders. I always make sure I don't park like a jack ass. Dude was brought up wrong
Cousinkyle99
Bullshit walter, mark it 8, dude.
DragonDildoChandelier
Astute assessment.
maisoncdn
1mustpoopoo1mustpeepee
I just realized that's Tywin Lannister!
catpeelover
NarutoMakesMeFelEmotional
No shit
Flubna
Wait what?
secretagentchewbacca
SexualConsent
ballsinholes
EightYearOldsDude
Nasal decongestant
SpankyButtSniff
I appreciate you.
hammer16
8 year olds, Dude..
ImRandyMarsh
EightYearOldsDude
You rang?
finnsto
I would give you more than one upvote if i could.
samstylez
Couldn't help but notice the f*cking hideous color of that truck #eatprotein
ianRez
Here we go again the straight people throwing their sexuality in our face again.
AManWhoWasntThere
No, i don't want to throw any sexual things to the face of anyone...that's rude! Unless they ask me to...only females though...
eagerophiuchus
No , the line is, "shoving it down my throat."
DickPicEnthusiast
sorosfieldops
Good for him for being proud of his sexuality, I bet he had it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper hard growing up.
ianRez
I'm so glad I'm apart of community that knows when I'm joking. I <3 you guys.
catpeelover
DoublevBomb
Gasnia
Whatyoudidthereiseeit.gif
DoublevBomb
malbec
As a straight white male, I for one find it extremely difficult not to introduce myself that exact way, and bring it up in conversation.
rangerman475
Yea what next? A straight pride parade? Psh crazy straight people
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Hey, @IanRez. I'm sitting here in my cargo shorts and polo shirt. Deal with it! I'm here, I'm straight, I look like shit and life is great!
downvoteacct
Well. . . . hello boys :)
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Way to play into all the straight stereotypes...I bet you like sports and have sex with women, too
DoublevBomb
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Well, I was captain of my high school football and wrestling team as a senior. and i'm married to a woman ;) being straight is a burden...
DoublevBomb
I've seen accidental pregnancy make life pretty hard for some people.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
A guy who starts a conversation with "I'm straight" out of the blue, has probably sucked a dick or two in his time.
CitizenDickbag
Or at least thought about it. A lot.
speat26WX
Ain't nothing gay about sucking another man's dick, nawamsayin?
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I mean it's at least a smidgen gay.
SexualConsent
Yeah, maybe a bit more than a smidgen. More like a smudge
downvoteacct
I'm straight, and I. . . .I. . . I, how did you know?
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
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TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Lol that coward deleted his comment. He said "maybe he doesnt like faggots" ect ect. Should have screencapped it, assumed he had some balls.
arbsbuhpuh
I downvote deleted posts that have a negative score just on the assumption that I don't agree with them.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Just a run of the mill troll. NBD
FlyingAsian1202
But, 20 dollars is 20 dollars
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Hey man I don't judge. But if you only get $20 for sucking a dick, you need to up your head game, gay or not.
ThisIsAnEvilThrowAway
Then whats up with all the gays who kick off the conversation with being queer?
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Pretty sure they suck dicks to. Seems obvious. I agree that it is equally annoying though. As is proclaiming political affiliation up front
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Or religion/ lack there of, or dietary preferences. Pretty much if you just randomly divulge personal info, you're attention seeking.
TrustMeImABassist
You got to suck some dicks to be sure you don't like.
TheN0whereMan
Yeah I mean don't knock it till you try it amirite
DoublevBomb
Actually yes. No joke.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I don't know I don't like sucking dicks. Maybe I do, it's never occurred to me to find out. Mabey I need to try better drugs.
DoublevBomb
Heroin is really popular in the US right now, it shouldn't be hard to find.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Eh, I don't have a lot of firm lines in the sand, but IV drugs is one of them. Prudish, I know, I'm just a little ol' fashioned I guess.
Bassnecker
You don't have to mainline it, bud. That's the beauty of it!
DoublevBomb
You can always just talk to a doctor. Some of them will have 4-5 bottles of Oxy in your hand before even confirming your name.
Cutwail
You don't need to drink bleach to know it's tast like shiet.
mpsnlSpaceSmasher
And from time to time to make sure it sticks. You really don't want your straight to give out and not know about it.
WhyIsThisAGif
Statistically, I'm gay. I've liked 100% of the penises I've played with but I've only liked about 85%-90% of the vaginas I've played with.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Hey man, the numbers don't lie. Seems like your power on the dicks group might be a little low. Collect more data and resubmit the findings.
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/Dgtj1ZR
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/XZC5y38
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
DoublevBomb
+1 I was wondering how long before I"d see that again.
shawnemack
He thinks everyone hates him because he's a white straight conservative Christian but really he's just a dick.
zoedaddy305
Well said.
SuitsandExplosives1
It doesn't say white anywhere on the sticker, but thank you for assuming that, exactly who it was geared at in the first place
tlawjo
Lets be real. There's like at least a 90% chance that's a white dude's truck.
BlowinInTheWind
just did a number crunch and it came out to exactly 99.994%
BenNevis2017
aleister94
So he's basically the avatar of Imgur
Hybris51129
Not that the above conditions are helping things in eyes of many.
PreciousPotato
uniprocrastination
Its like that key and peele office homophobe skit
SloppyJimbo
Lol so much of Imgur.
BattloidKouji
I think that happens quite a lot here.
Jathantaylor
Yeah I ate dicks.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
... not sure if typo, gay or cannibal.
DoublevBomb
As someone from the middle group there, I wouldn't say we "eat them", so much as just..."offer service".
datfandomdoe
Poor que no Los tres
plebianmaximus
Didn't say white, racist.
WellBehindSchedule
How would Jesus park?
DeerJesus
Whoa, you can't just ASSUME he identifies as a dick!
ilsalta
True! He might identify as an asshole!
PreciousPotato
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/PTIUn9H
TakWriterOfWorlds
It's a pretty common theme.
causality
Bumper stickers actually have a massive correlation with anger management problems, especially road rage.
johnnyla01
Even the "My other ride is the Tardis" or "My child had perfect attendance"? Apropos nickname, btw. ????
causality
Yes, theory is they indicate a person has a large sense of what is "my area" and identify their actions more than usual with their identity
causality
so they respond in a more defensive than average way when external factors/people interfere with their actions/plans/etc.
CrystalCoveredNuggets
As someone with anger management issues and stickers on my back window, I concur.
mikekearn
I would be the outlier that fucks up that correlation. I have huge road rage but I detest bumper stickers. Ruins the look of my car.
LegoK9
It doesn't even say he's white on the sticker, but let's be honest, there is a 99.9% chance he is.
nishioka80
If I drew a Venn diagram of pickup-driving Christian conservatives in Texas and non-whites, I'd have two separate circles.
MaceOfSpades
There are a lot of Latinos that would disagree with you.
SeriousBusinessman
Tbh it's 100%. Even Schrodinger agrees
Trentski
Thanks for assuming gender, too. Like we need more of that!
frzn
Shut up, man.
thornus67
SomeRandomArsehole
I'm also an arsehole!
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Come on man, don't cut off the lick!
FrogMemes
Ironically, he's portraying a gay black something here (not sure that sketch gave any indication about his religion).
DeposedNigerianPrince
What on earth is ironic about that?
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
a gay black something?
SFMGifs
In this day and age, the 'something' is more persecuted than anything else.