thenaughtyseamonkey
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Recently moved to Vienna. Trying to get through all of the bureaucracy to register myself as resident etc. The covid situation has complicated things, and I’m getting pissed off with the lack of help I’m getting from the municipal departments.
komdernouffbijjoh8
For the love of coitus.
pazooPositivityPlayer
For the fucks sake
rhombusrightangle
Das six aut earl..
purlish360
Verdammt noch mal.
medici
There is probably an unemployed native speaker familiar with bureaucracy can help you for a little money - you could help each other out.
hoopsnek
Behave yourself so you don’t get deported.
thenaughtyseamonkey
Hahaha you’re right. To be fair though, I’m from Australia, so I don’t know how’d they’d deport me to a country that won’t let anyone in
illongruci
Ich kann meine Frustration kaum zum Ausdruck bringen... ich bin fassungslos ueber den Mangel an Hilfsbereitschaft...
illongruci
I'm not a native speaker but i've been in Germany for a long time. PM me, happy to help
borocanuck
Chew my Wiener schnitzel.
2fligh2high
GarmBlack
"Per my last email..." "As we have previously discussed..." "If you look at your records you will see...."
lazysombrero
?This
Kurama99
Yeah, as per my last email is my favourite professional bitchslap line. Or "if you will refer to our last communication regarding this"
TallulahBumfluff
I use "as per my last email" and never realised it was bitchy. Explains why I didnt make friends well in offices. I am today years old.
GarmBlack
Yeahhh... I mean it's basically saying "Were you literate, you would already have this information and were you competent, would have
GarmBlack
already acted upon it. Please learn to read, and get to work."
CrossBetween
Agreed 100%. It’s not bitchy, morons just need reminders.
TallulahBumfluff
Admittedly I used to work with a lot of morons.... but I also used this on customers in some jobs when just updating them. Oops.
TallulahBumfluff
Clearly I should have been using "further to my last email"... what's worrying is no manager called me out on it despite stalking our mail.